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Show sire for things they jcould do without. That there is said to be no sanction for calling members of the national house of representatives representa-tives congressmen. But what about'it? They have been called worse than that. That speed laws are necessary because civilization has gathered too much momentum. , , . That most candidates are dry, some are wet and others are thirsty, but they dare not, mention men-tion the fact, politically in Utah. I That "Husbands wanted" is a ! printed card now worn by many French women. One at a time should be sufficient. That men, women and children delight in the scandalous murder stories which are filling the front pages of the daily newspapers these days4 .'h-..,, .s That there is still a lot of good In this old world but there is more publicity given to the bad than there is to the good.; That one should be kind to his dog, there are many instances where dogs have been faithful to a trust and to a duty that would have been a great credit- to a human being. - That holding friends is harder than winning them. That Edwards may now have some chanice to exhibit to his followers fol-lowers how wet he will make New Jersey. That there are many surprised agents today . who were press press agents of yesterday. That he ;who is afraid or ashamed to have enemies de- serves no friends, but friendship is only won by him who masters the art of cultivating friendship. . That love, like potatoes spring from the eyes. That many of the political candidates can-didates are beginning to consider there has been a Judas in the field. That other peoples faults are always conspicuous. That college men never Erraduato in a hurry, they do it by degrees. That some people who criticise criti-cise nature's handiwork in other people, very seldom look in a srlass with the idea of looking at the imperfections of their own mug. That Russia is holding out her hat once again for American support sup-port while it is said she still maintains an army of 1,600,000 men. , That it would have paid some of the political candidates had they gotten Sidney Smith to adopt them instead of "Andy Gump." That "stick and stay" may be a good leasers' slogan but it certainly cer-tainly heeds the almighty dollar to back it. 1 DID IT EVER OCCUR TO YOU i That after years of kicking k about Prohibition a Utahn has no !" chance of registering his vote for v v or against. ; ' That nothing is duller than a s straw vote when the .political j wind is just a zephryr. That no man can soak in g enough religion on Sunday to last on him all week. aj That one great cause of dis-ehCntent dis-ehCntent among people is the de- j |