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Show , . . , i says: "Justice J. Walter Ilanby this morning cut the chains that fastened a charge of bigamy to Rudolph's neck and turned him loose to the adoration of a mob of girls who looked on him as if he were made of pure sugar." Why not name Valentino the Candy Kid? That it wouldn't be complimentary compli-mentary to the human race to dig up the empty skull of an ape and call it one of our ancestors. That bad habits are hard to break. Good habits usually are more brittle. . That if a man is only looking for a little here below, that's about all he will get. That France as a near neighbor neigh-bor to Germany has about the same respect for her as a robin l has for a hungry tomcat. Did It Ever Occur to You That if the people of Bingham desire a Home Town Paper, with home town news, it will only cost them two dollars for 52 weeks of local news, newsy items, and one of the best serial stories obtainable ob-tainable by subscribing to the Bingham News. That Milwaukee brewers acknowledge ack-nowledge the fact that near beer is a failure. Get busy boys and get the genuine beer back in your cellars. Voters are the only people that can accomplish results. re-sults. ; . That it is said "A burnt child dreads the fire" but do they? That Sam Blythe says "Home hooch" is the devil's brew. He telh of a great number of form-1 ulas for making whiskey or rather rath-er home" distilled stuff which he says had a kick which meant a death wallop. The average consumer con-sumer he says does not linger with it over five years. Yet an attempt is being made to prevent light wines and beer to be handled han-dled again. It would mean a transformation of the country. That Babe Ruth gets pretty cranky these days. His last cranky spell caused him to lose his captaincy of the Yanks. That things are beginning to 1 boom in this district and its a pretty peculiar man who can't i get a job of some kind in Bing-! ham these days. That Jack's Cafe at 77 West Second South, Salt Lake City, is one of the cheapest and up-to-date business propositions in the city. Meet Jack, an old Bing-hamite. Bing-hamite. That the copper precipitation plants in Bingham are a boon to j their lucky owners. j That one can hardly expect the Dove of Peace to build her nest in Bolshevic whiskers. : That to fliiish ihU day (June 10th) attend the dance at Cop-porfietf Cop-porfietf and enjoy yourself. ( That a girl is not always as I pretty as picture because she h painted in the same colors. a That at Scott's Carnival it proved that people like to get where they have to elbow their way through a crowd. That one of the troubles of congress is, it acts like a state legislature. That to get results advertise i in the Bingham News, where your ads can be inserted just as you wish them. That although many motorists may boast of the impossible tasks their car can do, we have never yet heard of an automobile automo-bile knocking a single locomotive off a track. That at a meeting of the Utah Press association on Monday President James II. Wall is stated stat-ed that publishers of cuontry papers pa-pers are "getting on a firmer financial ground." We hope they are but probably Mr. Wallis never nev-er tried to start a newspaper. That when Valentino appeared "n the m Angeles courts on a Mu-amy charge on Monday last .Iward Doherty, the reporter |