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Show I i i Did It Ever t. Occur to You r '. That there is not much grass in Bingham, but there are a plenty of snakes. That to have June in November Novem-ber would be considered a luxury lux-ury by some. That a lady recently asked the question : "Can any man be 100 per cent perfect?" We think not, without being an angel. . That it is one of the nearest things to heaven to look on screen advertising. That when human nature changes it will make a . great story for all the newspapers. That it is a pretty hard job to change a woman's mind when she has decided to cry. That when a candidate has nothing to stand on he usually puts his foot in his mouth. That "little oaks out of acorns grow" is just as true today as it was when first coined. 0 That usually at election time a candidate's history is revealed. That now is the time when the June bride will be able to tell if her husband is one who admires a fur coat or if he is just a fish. That JACK, at 77 West Second Sec-ond South street, Salt Lake City, handles some of the finest guns to be procured in the state for all kinds of hunters. That an endeavor is being made by the County Commissioners Commis-sioners to see that light are installed in-stalled in Lark before the snow begins to fly. That the Ohio Copper Mining Company are looming up with their shipments these days. That some children think their parents never had any fun, and the parents are never desirous of the children ascertaining the j facts. That the 50-cent cut will mean lots less of good things some people think. That we should prepare for winter entertainment before the snow bgins to fly. That there are merchants in Bingham who never give a thought to newspaper advertising. advertis-ing. Yet look on our next paragraph. That Schramm-Johnson Drug Company are giving away FREE a crystal bowl containing two gold fish with a 50-cent box ofj LAC-LAX, the new delicious candy laxative. Be early and secure your prize. That it is cheaper to get Allen to move you than to pay the rent. Call phone 47. That it is to be hoped she didn't feel as tough a3 she looked on Thursday morning. That the County Commissioners Commission-ers have assured Dr. F. E. Straup the Bingham road would be repaired re-paired at once, and as soon as the frost gets out of the ground immediate work would begin on the new concrete road. The people of Lark are also assured of county lights. |