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Gebtbctoj, Buns, ls S. Market, Mt CarmeL Pa, W. N. U, Salt Lake City, rio. 29. Health Giving TT All Winter long MarreLm CBmato Cood HoW-- Tmrtt Camp Sphmdid Kn.Hr --orr.ui Mountain VWwe.I'lMtMm tUrfutdiMrtrMartofthmWmt " Croo a CIMfrey xjej FWrln I I If I tTHEN AND THERE 4 I I fJISTORY TOLD AS IT WOULD BE WRITTEN TODAY J By .lRVIN S. COBS j Fugitive King Describes Own Flight Thie la am thaa aa mM at aotable ml ia hurlery. It la the , tab of a rvral lusttlve'a eacape a toU by UaueU Charles II. kara tm l30, elao la , I StJ, klaf af Craat Brflaia ual Irabwd. It la aat wall, ava altar tha laeae af atari? three aenturiea, that aaa abauU raeoale ' with the oereoaol rMaiaUcaacaa at faanue aaaoarck. Sa tba Unl ia reproducee' hare , aractfcall la Ha oriflaa lorak Tbara la a aUa reaaaa far eeubtia, Ita euuWkitv. It Brat araa aubllehee1 la 1760, kavbi fcaaa estrecteo1 fraai fullar earrative hit freea tba aaliaalaam Hterer? etarehouae af that awmleue aaiataur Materiaa. Saaual Pa a, aa '; found la Matdalea aolbia, Caaibridfe, Iobi after tha Saatha af hath tha Una aaa Papra. A tar tba overthrew af tba farcaa at hia fatkar h tba erare af OlWer CraratnD, tha : aaa. thaa tall reuth af afattaaa, flee' eut af Eat lead. Charba I, aa all aaaa hno, aaa , capturea1 aod 4bd aa tba ecaffoU a anffobJ mntui fa alibi af tba palace where ha ha : feiaaeB. Tba aaa roarhea Parle where ha louae1 aa aayhaa. It waa frora France, four rears htar, that ha ventured back to hmi a rarolt atetaet CroamB hi aa affort to ta tba tbraaa. To tba claimant that campaifa reeultee1 aMat dluotroiuly. Far tba aaeaW tbao la Ida rouac lito he aeceaM a huatxl rofuaao. It la with what happmrj to hue following tha aolbpaa of hia eetiM that bit awa etorjr aWala. Hi waa a Stuart, therefore a Soot. Ana ta Scotteaol ba returaea1 la 1650 to raba kb Ituxbra. But bafara ha took tha fWld ha M cariala thbuj a emlnentl? rjrplcal of hb uncertain aaturo. Ha aware ta plea aa which aaeratly ba had aa iatantba af kaapiof. Ha , alfaW a aeclaratloa teetifjrin ta hb faUWe hleoS-suil- t, ta hb raothar'a Idolatry .end ta kb profeMed abhorraaco af tba church ta which ba bad baaa reared. Ho ctarioned hb '. albabaca ta Praabytariaabra, a blth which privately ba deepiaed. So tha Scota crowned him mad whda tbay wara dolne thie, dour old Cromwell waa comb up ta lick aa lacon-aruo-aibtura af dbcoataatad Eofliak Royaliata aad raballioua Scatck Covenanters at ; Dunbar, la tha fofknrinf auaunar Cbarba ahowad hhnaalf fa hb trua colore, that la, K wo ; coaaada that any af hb cobra ever wara trua aaaa. Ha abaok aV tba Praihytarba b fluaaca which bad aarvad him aa a cloak la kb aatroaiity, aad at tka baad af 10,000 folbwara aurcfaad eolith. At Carlbb ba had hbualf praclaJaMd kinfi waa kaaad fa LaaoaataraUro by racnuta aadar tba Earl af Darby aad with IS. 0OO woraout mora ar baa dbhaartaaad aMa b bb eommaad aatarad tba old Enfliih dty of Warcaatar. Hara aotuiiad tba doclsJva aagafaaHMit which rubod hb hapaa. Ha faufhi bravoly oowardko wma aaa af tha faw irlcaa that bo aacapad. la ptraoa ba bd a falbnt but anaurcaaiful aavalry ckarfa Mainat tha Tlctorioua Rauadbaada. . Tha battlo, far hb alda, bacaaaa a ratraat aad tba ratroat bcaa a rout. Ha raa away, aecompanbd hy a faw aobbmaa and (antlaaam raa away with a prba oa bb kood and aa aba whara ha aiiiht raat tba aforaaald baad. est man, waa released and came home to bis father's bouse. And aa soon as ever It began to be a little darkish, Mr. Woolfe and bis son brought us meat Into the barn and tben we dis-coursed with them wnether we might safely set over the Severn Into Wales, which they advised me by no means to adventure upon. "Upon this I took the resolution of going that night the very same way back again to Penderell's house, where I knew I should bear some news of what was become of Lord Wllmot. and resolved again upon going for London. .:' "So we set out as soon ss tt was dark : but we came by the mill again, we had no mind to be questioned a second time there, and therefore I asked of Richard Penderell whether he could swim or no, and bow deep the river was, be told me It was a scurvy river, not easy to be passed In all places, snd that he could net swim. So I told him that the river being but a little one I would under-take to help hi in over. Upon which we went over some weeds by the riv-er side and L entering the river first to see whether I could myself go over, since I knew bow to swim, found that It was but a little above my middle, and thereupon taking Richard Pender-ell by the hand, I helped him over. Seeing, but Not Being Sean. "This being done, we went our way to one of Penderell's brothers who had been guide to my Lord Wllmot and be believed might by that time be coming back again, for Wllciot Intended to go to London upon bis own horse. When I came to his house I Inquired where my Lord Wllmot was It being now toward morning and having trav-eled these two nights on foot Pen-derell's brother told me that be had conducted him to a very honest gen-tleman's bouse not far from Wolver-hampton. I asked blm what news, ne told me that there was one Major LL K tno Datt,e WM aD V solutely lost as to be be-- yond hope of recovery, I began to think of the beat way of saving myself; and the first thought that came Into my head was that. If 1 could possibly, I would get to London as soon, If not sooner, than the news of our defeat could get thither; and tt being near dark, I talked with some, especially with Lord Rochester, afterwards Lord Wl-lmot about their opinions which would be the best way for me to escape, It being Impossible, as I thought, to get back Into Scotland. I found them Careless In the house whom I knew, he having been a major In our army. I sent for blm Into the room where I was and consulted with him what we should do the next day. lie told me that It would be very dangerous for me either to stay In that house or to go into the woods there being a great wood hard by Boscobel; that be knew but one way bow to pass the next day, and that waa to get up Into a great oak, In a pretty plain place where we might see round about us; for the enemy would certainly search the wood for our people that had made their escape from the battle. Of which proposition of his I approving, we (that Is to say, Careless and I) went out and carried np some victuals for the whole day viz., bread, cheese, small beer and nothing else, and got up Into a great oak that had been lopped some three or four years be-fore, and being grown out again very bushy and thick, could not be seen through, and bere we stayed all the day. "While we were In this tree we saw soldier going up and down the thicket of the wood searching for persons escaped, we seeing them now and then peeping out of the wood. "That tight Richard Penderell and I went to Mr. Pitchcroft's, about six or seven miles off, when I found the gentleman of the house. Here I spoke with Lord Wllmot and sent blm away to Colonel Lane's, about Ove or six miles off, to see what means could be found for my escaping towards Lon-don; who told my lord after some consultation thereon, that he hod a sister that bad a very fair chance of going by Bristol to a cousin of hers that was married to one Mr. Norton who lived two or three miles towards Bristol on Somersetshire side, and she might carry me thither as ber eervlng-ma-and from Bristol I might find shipping to get out of England." This ends the narrative as the king himself set It down. Disguised as a common man-serva- and after many perils he did escape across to Scot-land and return following the Res-toration and became one of the most picturesque, most uncertain and most dissolute rulers Great Britain ever bad. . (IS by tha Ball Syndlcata, Inc.) another way of making my escape; which was to get over the Severn Into Wales and so to get either to Swan-sea or some other of the seatowns that I knew bad commerce with France, to the end I might cross over to France that way as being a way that I thought none would suspect my taking. - "So that night as soon as It was dark, Richard Pendeiell and I took out Journey on foot towards the Severn. But as we were going In the night we came up by a mill where I beard some people talking, and the country-feilo- desired me not to an-swer If anybody should ask me any questions, because I bad not the ae-ce-nt of the country. "Just as we came to the mill we could see the miller sitting at the mill door, be being In white clothes snd It being a very dark night He called out 'Who goes there r Upon which Richard Penderell answered Nelgh bors going home,' or some such like words. Whereupon the miller cried out, 'If you be neighbors, stand, or I will knock you down. Upon which, believing there was company In the house, the fellow bado me follow him close; and he ran to a gate that went up a dirty lane up a hill, and as he waa opening the gate, the miller cried out: 'Rogues, rogues.' Thereupon some men came out of the mill after us which I believed were soldiers. So we fell both of us up the lane as long as we could run. It being very deep and very dirty, .till at last I bade him leap over a hedge and He still to hear If anybody followed us; which we did and continued lying down upon the ground about half an hour when, hearing nobody come,, we continued our way on to the village upon the Severn where the fellow told me there was an honest gentleman, one Mr. Woolfe, that lived In that town, where I might be with great safety; for that he had hiding holes for priests. But I would not go In till I knew a little of his mind whether he would receive so dangerous a guest as me; and therefore stayed In a field under a hedge by a great tree, com-manding him not to say it was I but only to ask Mr. Woolfe whether he would receive an English gentleman, a person of quality, to bide him the next day till we could travel again by night for I durst not go but by night Over the River. , "Mr. Woolfe,, when the country-fello-told blm It was one that bad es-caped from the battle of Worcester, said that for his part It was so dan-gerous a thing to harbor anybody that was known that he would not venture his neck for any man unless it were the king himself. Upon which Rich-ard Penderell very indiscreetly and without my leave, told him that it was I. Upon which Mr. Woolfe re-plied that he should be very ready to venture all he bad In the world to aid me. Richard Penderell came and told me what he bad done. At which I was a little troubled; but then there was no remedy, the day being Just coming In, and I must either venture that or some greater danger. : , "So I came Into the bouse by a back way, where I found Mr. Woolfe. an old 'gentleman, who told roe that he was very sorry to see me there, be-cause there were two companies of the militia on foot at that time In arms In the town and keeping a guard at the ferry to examine everybody that came that way, In expectation of catching some that might be making their escape; and that he durst not put me Into any of the hiding holes of his house, because they bad, been discovered and consequently, if any search should be made, the searchers would certainly repair to these boles, and that therefore I had no other way of security but to go Into bla barn and there lie behind his corn and-- hay. So after he had given us some cold meat that was ready, we, wfthout making asy bustle In the bouse, went and lay In the barn all the next day; and towards evening his son, who had been prisoner at Shrewsbury, an bon- - mightily distracted, and their opin-ions different of the pouilbllity of getting to Scotland, but not on agree-ing with mine for going to London, saving Lord Wllmot; and the truth Is I did not Impart my design of going to London to any but Wllmot But we bad such a number of beaten men with as that I strove, as soon as ever It was dark, to get from them; and though I could not get them to stand by me against the enemy, I could not gbt rid of them now I bad a mind to It , ' "So we rode through a town short of Wolverhsmpton, betwixt that and Worcester, and went through, ' al-though a troop of my enemies were ly-ing there that night We rode very quietly through the town, they having nobody to watch, nor they suspecting us no more than we did them, which I learned afterward from a country fellow. "We went that night about twenty miles to a place called White Lady's hard by Tong castle, by the advice of Mr. Glftard, where we stopped and got some little refreshment of bread and cheese. "And Just as we came thither, there came In a country fellow that told us there were three thousand of our horse Just bard by Tong castle upon the heath, all In disorder, upon which there were some of the people of qual-ity that were with me who were very earnest that I should go to tbem and endeavor to go Into Scotland, which I thought was absolutely Impossible, knowing very well tbat the country would rise up upon us and that men who bad deserted me while they were In good order would never stand to me when they had been beaten. "This made me take the resolution of putting myself Into a disguise and endeavoring to get afoot to London In a country fellow's hntilt, wearing a pair of ordinary gray cloth breeches, a leathern doublet and a green Jerkin which I took In the bouse of White Lady's. I also cot my hair very short and flung my clothes Into an outhouse that nobody might see that anybody bad been stripping them-selves. "As soon as I was disguised I took with me a country-fello- whose name was Richard Penderell, whom Mr. Ciffard bad undertaken to answer for to be an honest man. Up the Alley by the Mill. "I was no sooner gone (being the next morning after the battle and then broad day) out ot the house with this country-fello- that being In a great wood I sat myself at the edge of the wood near the highway that was there the better to see who came after us and whether they made any search after the runaways, and I Im-mediately aaw a troop of horse com-ing by which I conceived to be the same troop that beat our three thou-sand horse; but It did not look like a troop of the army's, but of the mili-tia, for the fellow before It did not took at all like a soldier. "In this wood I stsyed all day with-out meat or drink ; and by great good fortune It rained all the time, which hindered them, as I believe, from com-ing Into the wood to search for men that might be fled thither. And one thing ta remarkable enough, that those with whom I have since spoken did say that It rained little or none with them all the day but only In the wood where I was this contributing to my safety. The truth Is, my mind changed as I say In the wood and I resolved of News Notes It's a Privilege to Livln UTAH J LEHI In 192S a prominent Utah farmer received a check of 118,900 (or sugar beets raised on ISO arces. DRAPER In 1928 a total of 690 carloads of eggs, valued at $3,906,-11- 3, were shipped from Utah points. KAYSVILLE A total of 7i car-loads of Spanish onions were ship-ped out of Utah In 1928, the Ex-tension Division of the University of Utah announces. MANTI Beginning Monday, 21, with three government and state veterinarians at work at Indianola, Milburn and Oak Creek, respectively, the county-wid- e tu-bercular test for dairy cattle In Eanpete will begin. WASHINGTON More devasta-tion has been caused by forest fires the last summer than at any time since 1910. Reports from the United States forest service show 2,657,-S4- 4 expended oa tire control from July 1 to September 20. Weather conditions were largely responsible for the great Increase in forest Urea this year. AMERICAN FORK Sugar bebt harvesting commenced recently ia Sanpete and Sevier counties, with every prospect that the harvest would total nearly 70,000 tons, double the output last year, W. H. Ross, president of the Gunnison Sugar company, Salt Lake, report-ed. The Gunnison factory will com- - mence operations soon. RICHFIELD With the opening of the deer season, much specula-tion rife among the local sports-men as to the prospects of getting "your buck" the first day of the season. The consensus of opinion la that the present fine weather will find deer weU up in the hills and that quick and early kills are unlikely. DRAPER The Draper Develop-ment corporation, formed to ' sab-divi- Into small chicken ranches a tract of 113 acres near Sandy, filed articles of Incorporation in the office bf the county clerk recently. Capital stock of the company, which will have - headquarters at Salt Lake, Is listed at 150,000, with 60 000 shares at II a share. UTAH Big game hunters of . Utah are cleaning their guns for one of the best shooting seasons yet offered In the state, according to J. Arthur Mecham, state and game commissioner. Licenses will ' be Issued to 535 hunters of bull elk, while more than 6000 big mule deer ' are expected to be shot by sports-men in a score of sections through-out the state. PROVO Fruit growers of Utah county, whose orchards are Infested with San Jose scale, are warned by County Inspector H. V. S wen son not to sell or ship any of their fruit to the markets, as aU orchards of the county. Infested with this dis-ease, have been placed under . quarantine as provided for in the quarantine orders of the state de-partment of agriculture. GUNNISON The season's ship-ment of turkeys from Utah to east-ern markets will tatal more than 75 carloads, and wiU bring to the state approximately $1,800,000, Air bertus Wlllardson, assistant man-ager of the Utah Poultry Producers' Cooperative association, announced recently. The association's Thanks-giving turkey pool alone will amount to more than 45 carloads. UTAH Failure of duck hunters to observe the rules and regulations governing the shooting on the puDiio shooting grounds near Corlnne prompted J. Arthur Mecham, state , fish and game commissioner, to again announce that shooting on the grounds Is only allowed Sun-days and Wednesdays. Hunters who have been going to the grounds on other days bave been turned away. DUCHESNE Information by state road officers is that construo-tlo- n of two bridges and the recon-struction of another will immedi-ately be put under way by the state, on the state road west of Tablona on the upper Duchesne river. The bridge over Farm creek will be 60 feet long with three spans, and the bridge over Squaw creek will be 60 feet long, of like construction. The present bridge over the north fork of Duchesne on the Wolfe creek road will be imprqved by us-ing stringers, the present bridge not being large enough to take care of high water. 6HOSHONE On the grounds that the destructive fires in north central Idaho this summer drove great numbers of game animals out of their safe retreats toward the more open areas which ere direct-ly traversed by traffic highways, sportsmen of Lemhi and Custer counties and other sections of this part et the state have induced the state game commissioner to close certain sections to hunting this fall. Tha petitioners Insisted that to per-mit hunting under such conditions would annihilate most ot the game animals in the territory j'fWvt?TtTHTTHTHvT!' ISUB I: ROSA I mimi i TVVVTVWW jTWTTWWWWWT Veils and Hair Nets THE other day, I saw a picture of who was snapped. If they snapped them then. In a veil and hair net of the vintage of the nineties. It made me smile to think of how the girls used to shut themselves In be-hind all the mosquito netting. Well, there was the milliner's bat parked out away up on top of the mop of hair, and the veil was neces-sary to bold the thing In place. The hair-ne- t did what tt could to keep the mop from unswltchlng. The Fatlnias of yesterday were a modest looking bunch. They bad lit-tle chance to flirt, for a wink would be lost behind the netting. They must have spent most of their time won-dering whether the hat would stay on and the hair up. We Flames of Toutb are different In many ways. We don't use any guy ropes to keep the mass of millinery on top the stack of balr, but trim the flowing locks, and pull the bat down where It will stay. ' ' - When It comes to getting away to a swift start, we of the bathing suit period of our nation's history are miles ahead of the slow rooters who took an hour to dress. Then we can get there In ways unknown to the slower generation. We can duck our way through the crowd In the morn-ing and make a slick getaway when Ove p. m. rolls around. We are dressed for the rush and the crush. But while we are footing np the n of gains, we'd better look for any possible losses. We have lots of speed that the older generation knew nothing about Yep, we're all right when It comes to speed, pep, snd nerve. At the same time, I dont think that the elrls of today have lost any real modesty since they laid aside the con-cealments which their mothers bsd In the form of veils. No, It's better and fairer to say that we are Just as modest Inwardly even if we arent so outwardly. If woman-ly modesty consists In wearing cor-sets, veils, snd such disguises, I dont care If we arent so prim. My only objection to the frank, sports costume of the day la that It gets the wrong kind of attention. It gets the attention of the eyes, but makes no such appeal to the heart as the cos-tume of helplessness and concealment In vogue a generation ago. The men will have to get used to us. Tben they will see that we are playing the same woman's part In dif-ferent costumes. Red Music THE other evening, I attended a at a fashionable borne on Fifth avenue. I might tell you some-thing about the long-haire- d male mu-sicians who trusted to their artistic appearance to pull them through, but I have better news for you. As for myself, I suffered In silence most of the time, until the refreshments were served. But what struck me was not the way the Ivories were punished general-ly, but the way a certain girl per-formed. She was only nineteen but she played like sixty, and tt wasn't that either. After she had galloped all over the keyboard and made runs up and down from treble to bass, I noticed that she was mopping up the ivories with her handkerchief. There was blood all over the white keys. The girl had played with such power and with such disregard for her ten-der fingers that they had bled all through the performance. It was no wonder that the grand piano had to cive out the music which the men couldn't dig out and for which the audience applauded her to the echo. A girl like that Is bound to make an Impression upon the world as well as the piano, and I am sure she'll get some sort of decoration which will look nicer than the adhesive plaster she wore after she had played the bloody sonata. She put her life Into her work when she did her stuff, and the old music box had to take notice. Most of os think that success In music, literature, or business depends upon luck, when as a matter of fact It depends upon the way we put our life and our life blood Into our art or our work. Music and money are bound to come when one plays the way that girl did. for she was like a miner who dug the gold nuggets out of the earth with his fingers. There's a lot of talk nowadays about putting the artistic touch Into your work, and I suppose It's all right but there's nothing that can take the place of the human touch, like that of pian-ist snd carpenter. A lot of our work Is a makeshift a make-believ- e and consists In holding down s Job. The ones who get there and bust Into Who's Who are the guys of both sexes who are willing and able to put themselves Into their tasks. We have so many mechanical con-traptions that we are losing sight of the human factor. We bave player pianos and steam hammers, but we can't get away from the fact that there must be a living person behind the works. It seems to me mat this sort ot logic will work with the typewriter as well as the piano, with the fountain pen as well as the hammer. ( bv tha Bell Syndicate, no.) I Forty Miles of Watar Tunoala , There are sugar plantations on Kauai, Ouhu and Maul. In the Pacific, with 40 miles of tunnels and ditches to carry water, and a fa-- ' mous aqueduct on Oaliu taps four val-leys and traverses a tunnel 14,443 feet long. One plantation uses more water than the dty of San Francisco, says Nature Magiulne. Thousunrts of arte-sian wells dot the' countryside. In 1926, about 776,000 tons of sugar worth $05,000,000 were raised oa the 6,449 square miles that comprise this dsub of land. The pineapple crop brings a revenue of nearly 134,000,000 annually. . i t ',. The Paata Sbs Paated For The will bus Just been proved of a nmn living In a southwest suburb of U'lidon who died lost November. In which be left to hia wife: "One pair of my trousers, free of duty, snd car-riage paid, aa a symbol of what she wanted to wear In my lifetime, but did not"-Eng- lish Paper. Snake Skins in Demand for Various Purposes A recent trade report noted the fact that 25,000 python skins were export-ed frora the Dutch East Indies in the past twelve months. These skins were of the reticulated python or rice snake, a big but comparatively harmless ser-pent with a most beautifully mottled skin. Some ten or twelve years ago dealers In Europe discovered that python skin made a leather specially suitable for lady's handbags; a little later came the craze for snnke-skl- n slippers. Today Borneo, Sumatra, and the whole Malay archipelago are being scoured for pythons. The bunt for snake skins has now extended to Bra-el- l, where the huge water boa, the ana-conda. Is found. This Is the greatest serpent In existence, many specimens reaching a length of 60 feet In Ma-nila you will often see small pythons tle to poles hawked through the streets alive. People buy them to rid their bouses of rtr nr similar ver-min. Old Towa to Changa Namo Trondhjero, an ancient Norwegian town, which la known principally In the public mind as the most northerly town of any considerable size, will change its name after the first of next year. It will return to the original name by which It was known up to the middle of the Sixteenth century and that is Kidaroa, The town Is sit-uated but a short distance below the Arctic circle. As to Shooting Stars Meteorites differ greatly from me-teors or shooting stars In many re-spects, possibly even in their origin. Meteor swarms are known,' says Na-ture Magazine, to be the debris of dis-integrating comets, following the same orbits. Meteorites or fireballs rarely appear In connection with swarms of meteors, though they occa-sionally appear In groups and many Individual meteoric stones or Irons often have been found In a single fall. In some Instances their appear-ance Is accompanied by loud detona-tions or a series of sharp reports, like that of artillery, or again the stone may burst Into fragments with a sharp explosion. Finds Cola in City J. A. Page Is not a miner by occu patlou, but he has been reaping good returns for spare hours on Sundays Panning for gold In Chlco creek, with In the city limits of Chlco, Calif Page has obtained three nupgets and a quantity of gold dust The gold bearing snnd Is washed down from the mountains by high water, Page says. Modern Idea "Do you want alimony, madamf "No, I dont want alimony; I want the custody of my husband." Sings Like Bunch of Kays The corn bunting's song Is not un-like the yellow hammer's, and prob-ably he Is often overlooked because of this similarity, and because be Is at Inconspicuous brown and yellow Then, says Nature Magaslne, he keeps pretty well hidden among the grain except when he perches on a telegraph wire to sing. - He sounds ss If he were Jingling a bunch of keys. . Ha Had Made tba Rounds She (after refusing him) Now don't take tt to heart; there are other nicer and younger girls around, like Susie, Ann, or Margie. Anyone of them would make you a better wife than L He (sadly) res, I know. But I asked tbem all before I came to you. Saake Meat as Human Food Sniike Ijwli ia eaten by mnny surnge tribes. The flesh nf most snakes is white, chicken like and wholesome It is siild It Is tirrnsloiiiil-l-enten and rnjoved hy civilised peo-ple who are Tree from the traditional prejudlcea inHitel with snakes. Auto-Minde- d Bohble, age two and one-hal- knows many of Ms letters snd can pick out many words He Is a bit original In niiininic the letters unfamiliar to him. He whs 8wltlng and named the letters book." The family automobile provided the suKgesflon for the middle letters. Cat's Sight in Dark A cat's whiskers bave no relation to Its sense of smell. Although a cat's eyesight Is excellent, at night It Is supplemented by the highly sensi-tive feelers, or long hairs, that projec from the muzzle and above the eyes, each springing from a follicle from which s special nerve communicates wtb the brain. With the use of these a cat Is able to feel Its way about In the dark without difficulty. 'J "J V 'i- .: ' - Momentous The most significant feature In the history of an epoch Is the manner It has of welcoming a Great Man . . . whether they shall take him to be a god, to be a prophet, or what they shall take him to beT That Is evet a grand question; by their way of answering that we shall see. as through a little window, into the very heart of those men's splrilual coo dillon. Kansas City St- -r Sage Remark ' Isn't most "intuition" of the de-rogatory sort? Going to bed Is usually an annoying preliminary to sleeping. Do you want friends? Admire peo-ple and let them know It Never prolong a quarrel; make a fight of it and then quit Heaven tins no rage like love to hatred turntd. Congreve. Learn to labor while you wait If you would work wonders. ' : Few Authors Tben An authoilt.v estimates Hint In 1R?2 not more tliao ten men In the I'niled States made their living hy I their pens, outside the newspapers. Ine:de Troubles Mankind's Inner poverty, littleness, narrowness. Is the poisoned spring from which most unhapplneas flows. Farm and Fireside |