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Show 111 Analyzing I) ;..YOU... ;j :: Wilt tht New Science f SjiUbitt !! By C. J. COFFMAN ( Dean nf All the Enumerators "France her nam, and (rank bar fact Whatever be her lot. When cornea her feme, her highest place. May aorrow find her not." .4 Frances Tou do not need to ever he a mar-tyr, Frances, hut you easily cuu he. In helping you, In advising you 'or this life, I would suggest first thul you do not too eagerly take of feiise when you find opinions dif-fering from your own. Bather assume the attitude that If Frances Frank your side is right Face. It will be demon-strated without much crying out on your part On the other hand, if the other side should he right, the least you say the less there will be to re tract You have such a well balanced fuce that I am sure yod will see these things. Tour picture Indicates that. Taking some of the old syllables from the days when language wns based mostly on definite meanings I find that part of your name means "to be Joyful, to triumph." I like to believe that this is what you are going to do, for you have the power. Another syllable In your name, CEP Indicates the ability to halt the c tlons of others. You have the power to do this In either one of two ways by throwing discouragement In (belt pathway, or by helping them to see s better way, and thus moving them out of the wrong way. Such a laborer In the fields of right, was Frances E. Wlllard. great humanist and temperance organizer. On the male side of the liueuge of your name (though not of your-fai- Ily) wus St Francis; of Asslsl Though bis Ideals seemed entirely lin practical, though he did what the world called a foolish thing, he did accomplish.. s great good among his people, and organized a great work The great tilings of this world, Frances, do not all belong to some one else, Some of them may belong to you. If you believe thut, you will take them. ..... ' ' .,. ..Fy . . - lay, the falry-like- . Your name rings a charm In Itself and somehow defies us to find anything concerning It In the ancient Greek or Hebrew. . This is because the most learned of ns never learn nrythlng about the vast wprida of you. the fays of your fairyland. Childlike Fan For Fay really head of Fay means fairy. You can. If you like, go skipping lightlj over the waves of life, with your fluffy hair and flying ribbons, laughing at all our learnedness. The childlike bulge Jo your fore head suggests precocity. And who shall say that the Inquiring mind of the child shall find less wisdom than the sluggish mind of the sages? Taking the letters In your natm separately we find that F stands foi both Fast and Furlons,. Il suggests some of the fuster movements In the fulry dance music, as composed by some of the great masters. F provides the Fling and Fllghtl-nes- s of the Forglveable little flushes . of anger, followed by a klSs. Smiles through tears, that's the Idea. When we come to the A we think of the most useful word in all the language, "and." We place It here because It conies between the "f" and the "y," and It shall mean to us. Fairies and Youthfulness. "Voting and youthful," how often the world's most wise would claim those simple Y's. How perennially the effervescence bursts forth In the of Fay King, philosopher-cartoonis- t, beloved of the millions. (& ltlO. Weatern Newspaper Union.) So-Call-ed tviiddl Age Imaginary, Say Writer The Middle ages never existed. The Journalistic John Addlngton P mentis and others to the contrary, modern of sclemlllc temper know that the content which the phrase common-I-t hold for the popular mind It myth, a phase and a provocative tool of that Impinging superstition of the modern world the superstition of Hu-manism, When Flnt-l- Rlondo surreyed the world from 410 10 1410 and, conveni-ently, luld It out In a scries of "dec-ades," he was doing no more than to flatter the Illusions of those of his contemporaries who were jealously devoted to the newly Utterne huinanlores. Hence the picture of a vast expanse of time, us niortul reckoning goes, from the wall of the Hoinnn empire In the Went In 478 to the full of Constantinople 145.1, a dtirk and desolate waste peopled by the scholas-tic ghosts of thought, the. Intellect numbed and shivering, . , Itwid a popularisicr HUe Synionds, end you will get this latter picture: A world that has been blindfolded for centuries suddenly tearing the bnndages from Its eyes and awakening to tho fact that life Is life and Oiled with a spring-like joy. It is a charmingly naive conception charming, but naive. Unfortunately, the working out of human destinies In a corporate society Is not quite so simple an affair as all thatFrom "Rabelais: Man of the Renaissance," by Samuel Putnam. Cured Small Boys of "Fimckiaess" lit Meals Meal time generally was a trylne; period to the Brown household. In-variably Bobby dldnt like hulf the things that were served, and Billy ex-pressed a dislike for the other half. Often they agreed on the same Item. It required threats and persuasion te force them to partake of the food pro-vided, but at length the Browns de-cided on s new method. For weeks they complied a Hat of the eatables that the boys hated, and served them exclusively for dinner. There was a howl of anguish from the two urchins as they glanced at the table. The parents passed the various dishes Instead of Mr. Urown serving them, but the boys, with a pained look, took tiny helpings or passed them np entirely. They pecked at the food ami' went to bed hungry, for Mrs. Brown had seen to It that there was nothing In the lurder to at-tract them. This went on for several meals and the hoys finally had to surrender. Now they actually are fond of some of the victuals they formerly detested. However, neither has been heard, since then to kick about any Item of the food. They are afraid they'll have to eat It for. days at s time, New York Sun. Railroaders Strong in Use of Colorful Terms A brakemau Is telling a story of the rails: "Before we leave I take a run up to the calliope to match watches with the hoghend and find s student tab-lo-pot In the cab, taking orders from the bakehead and eiNidln' dia-monds with his feet together." Substitute locomotive for "calliope," engineer for "boghead." apprentice fireman for "student tallow pot," fire-man for "bakehead," coal for "dia-monds" and It all becomes quite In-telligible, says the Bookman. The railroad man has not one but Severn I colorful terms for the men and things that enter Into his day's work. The locomotive Is still "the hog," from the wood huning' days when Its gluttonous appetite kept s tire-ma- n constantly on his toes, but It Is also the "calliope" and the "holler." A . switch engine, which butts cars about the yards, Is t'e "gout," The engineer Is "hoghend," "hogger" nnd "swell head." The nromno Is "bake-heud-." A "snake" Is a yard switchman and s "stinger" Is a brakeman, while the ynrdmaster answers to "dinger." A "drag" Is s slow freight and the ca-boose, reasonably enough, Is the "crummy." RIPE REFLECTIONS Alarm Is s poor counselor, but cau-tion isn't Ouce to distrust Is never to Savage. If yon must put your our In, watt till the row Is all over. Politeness can be a fence to keep people at their distance. He who loves not his connutry can love nothing. Lord Byron. A true-bre- merchant Is the gentle-man In the nation. Defoe. Subtlety may deceive you; Integ-rity never will. Oliver Cromwell. Marriage Isnt necessarily a failure. There Is always a fighting chance. From the discontent of man the world's best progress springs. Wil-cox. " A great putzle of the literary world Is why financial writers have to earn a living by writing. , Anyway, we ousiit to be thnnkful that the prayers of our enemies are not always answered. Probably a girl shuts her eyes when she kisses a man because she Is try-ing to remember his name. ,"My cup t runneth over," said tho ancient psalnilwt. A modern would say, "My car runneth over." Hie vanity of human life Is like a river, constantly passing sway, yet constantly coming on; Pope, , IPMEVEMT ISEASE OR PAY THE PRICE The control of disease Is largely a matter of SANITATION. You have to Iceep Incubators and brooders and hen houses clean or pay the price Chicles will not thrive and become profitable unless they are raised i under sanitary conditions And v; Lewis High--Test Lye makes sanitary conditions easy and sure. !pPlpl THE editor ol this paper and "miW hatcner,es and poultrymen tLrJL! everywhere will tell yon to dls-T- gP solve lean ol Lewis' High-Te- st (1? Jiff Lye t0 10 CaIIons o boiling l csfETYFRICnojfTflt, i the dirt and filth and get to s fiWjMw 81,11 remove the germs that destroy your chicks. 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A'arminf Show.rs i Ileal showers of blood have been known. Some time ago a couple of falls of this kind occurred In the lit-tle towu of Mlsslgnudl, In the south of Itnly, causing much alarm. Sam. pies were sent to Home and pro-nounced by analysts of the Ecole d'Hygicne to he real blood. The sug-gest Ion wus made thut It emanated from some lurge Rock of migrant birds caught up by n whirlwind and pulverized through being flung violent-ly agulnst other objects, which, being heavier, dropped out at sea. Engli.h King "H.Id Up" Lawlessness was rampant In Eng-lun-during much of the Eighteenth century and the streets of London were so unsafe that even royal per-sonages were stopped and robbed. A highwayman once dropped over the wall of Kensington gardens, and with every expression of respect took from George II, who was walking there alone, his purse, watch and shoe buckles. Mall coaches were special objects of attack and they proved vuluerable until In 1702 an armed guard for the mails was provided-Detro- it News. 5 reit of MonitmanU "Victoria Kiiikinkluciil, London,' writes "Looker-Oil- In the Loudon Dally Chronicle, "inii.v well hold the world's record foi '.. monument In any thoroughfare of the suite length For variety, too, It lakes a lot of sur-passing. Monarchy Is represented at each extremity by queens: Victoria at Blackfrlars nod Koailiivn al West-minster. In between are statesmen, scholars, poets, soldiers. Journalists, musicians and composite memorials Everybody, of course, .'know nil about It Yet I doubt If one iioitmn In ten could put on paper six of the names or deeds represented. ; , Courtesy of the Senate Senatorial courtesy Is something well understood but difficult to define. One authority defined it as indulge-nces extended by one senator to anoth-er. Another suggests that the term "senatorial courtesy" Is one applied to a custom in the United States senate by which the procedure of that body Is bused, chlelly, on the honor of sen-ators rather than upon strict rules. For example, It Is customary (usually) when a former senator's name Is sent in for the nomination for some appoin-tive position to confirm him as a mut-ter of course, without going through the regular routine. It Is also cus-tomary for the senate to refuse to confirm the nomination of an appoint, uient to office In any state whose sen-ator (or senators) objects to the per-son nominated, on the ground thut the nomination Is personally objectionable. Oil Lamp Id Um The electric light has not sounded the doom of the oil lamp, for more than 8.00O,000 glass) chimneys are manufactured yearly. Blocks Bank Robhars A Callfornlan has patented a rotat-ing table to enable a ban.t employee to receive and deliver monoy through a partition without, danger of theft or Injury. , ... Stud r.t Organize Prih Two hundred and i.:lit.v Catholic students at the Cnlvendty of OI;ln. ' homa have organized a parish the only one cnmpiiHi d nf and .controlled entirely by students'. In the t'nlted States nnd proloihly In rbn world The letter nf Incorporation was grunted hy Filshop Frnm-l- C. K el ley, of the dio-cese of Oklahoma. Idl. Inquiry "One-hal- f the world doesnt know how the other half lives." "Well, which half are yon tied op with?" Admiratioa Dick 1 certainly admire that pi-anist's finish, don't you? Nick Oh, yea, but I always dread his beginning. Canadian Insect Peats The Dominion entomologist, Arthur Gibson, estimntes that in the aggre-gate lusects cost Canada In excess of $100,000,000 nnnunliy. This Is the loss to field crops, and to it must be added the loss to forests and shade trees, stored products, etc. While these lat-ter losses are difficult to estimate they easily average more than $.")0.000,(XX) a year. Canadian Natural Research bureau. Discovery , It had been an exciting game, a tie In the twelfth Inning, but the home tenm finally had won, A group of home-boun- commuters on the '6:25 were discussing the game heatedly, when suddenly one sprang to bis feet with the exclamation, ?'Great Scott!" "What's up?" somebody asked, "Lost your watch?" "Watch be hanged!" cried the pas-senger. "I've left my wife asleep in the grandstand, and she's got my re-Taking No Chances turn ticket !H "Why the Bhlnguards, old man?" y,--- - "I'm going out to play bridge with IT the wife." Dublin Opinion. ' ! ' The state of admiration Is not hard to bear. Old Languag. and Custom Manx, the Gaelic tongue of the Isle of Man. In which language of the prayer book was printed In the middle of last century. Is now spoken by hardly more thnn 100 tn habitants of the island. The titles of the laws of the Island's parliament of "House of Keys" are still read each year In English,, and Muni from the place called Tynwaid. Prolific Author ' Alexander Uutnas tiie elder, author of "The Count of Monte Cristo." is supposed to have been the most pro-lific writer Jcho ever lived. . He' told Napoleon Hi that be had written some 1,200 volumes. One set yt his works which, purports to be "complete" con tains 277 volumes. I'uthnnder Mags, sine. Human Zeroa Blinks Are they prominent? Jinks Well, they get about as much attention as the traffic Uglrts on the I road to ruin. Busy Woman Old Friend What Is your daughter doing at present? Her lnd Fixing up a past for her future. Boston Transcript Raally Doesn't Pay "A cheat" said HI Ho, the sage ol Chinatown, "may deceive others, but he must forfeit the respect of the one person whose esteem means most himself." Washington Star. The bouquets you throw at your-self may turn Into boomerangs. I A promising future can keep right on promising. T i Good by Any Nana The reason for the name given the strawberry Is not known definitely. It may have been because straw was Ufied to protect the plants, or more probably the word Is a corruption of strayberry, so named because of the manner tn which the plants throw out runners. Phaaa of Country Life Country life dues not always have breadlh, but II has depth. t'ulvln CooHi's. |