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Show THE BEE. 6 have scon it somewhere in print, Bo you know I think, that kissing will cure freckles. Yours, if there is anything in it? PDITOU THE BEE: I Srsn; No, we dont know if there is anything a simple remedy and worth trying. K in it. - But it s Call after business hours. ft ft ft jpOOR, innocent, young Hugo Be Bathe has been brought face to face with the stern realities of a real, royal world. Tho Lilly of Jersey, more recently of Wales, has left Idm, and though the honeymoon had not reached its fulness, she is making gay with other men, while referring to her late husband with contempt. They tell us that Be Bathe married her under the solemn assurance from the Prince of Tho pink Wales that she was the pink of propriety. seems to have been of the attachable order, retailed by the queens apothecary at so much per, while the 'propriety was rather mottled. If I)e Bathe reads tho papers ho will have found out by this timo that Langtry married nim simply for the novel sensation of having a youth fur a husband. She had the experience and now she is weary, and Hugo is wiser, and Wales will have another chance to place his discarded Lilly. ft ft ft IN CALDERS PARK. CCJT would bo glorious to drift on like this Wo couldnt do it: tho man who owns U'T'HEY arc talking now about closing the churches A in our town on Sunday. What for? It is claimed they have cast discredit on golf. 'jpHE eleventh commandment Thou Shalt Not Rubber. aaa "G'VERY girl is enthusastic over red hair except the one born with it. aaa 'T'HE new battleship Kentucky is liable to be a mighty unsteady craft, if there is anything in a name. aaa Is your master in? Servant Sure I do know. rY AILOR him in hed be out, and now Im He said if you caught puzzled to tell which ho is. aa A KANSAS CITY paper announces that Jerry Simpson has sold 250 cattle at big prices. And now if only somebody would show him the location of the hosiery department. ft ft ft TJE kept his face to the foe. The foe shuddered gloomily and then disappeared in the gathering gloom. People have told me, ho said, as he wrapped his that I h ve a hard face. thoughts about lii ft nr HE TRIBUNE ft other day published a list of the Utah batterymen, showing that only a small percentage were of the Mormon faith. Some of the papers throughout the state are spouting venom because of it. The fact rex i no of the boys were mains, however, that fully Gentiles, maybe because a good many of the patriotic Saints two-third- s took Apostle Brigham Young's advice and stayed at home and bought bonds instead of enlisting for field service. be artor us for stealing it. forever. the boat would |