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Show n&j4Uft )iein Killing. , I Ui prrfrcl nly fur Diuluru, , P LLda 11 W rrioUti A Druw.liu-Ho- ikiweln. Furrly PP me Ku Dad Tmklelutliel!iiulhlComt' rd Tuugtir, I'klu in tli km.. ToKPlli J.1VF.K. Vtqfi-littil- :? s SMALL PILL. SMALL DCSE. SMALL PRICE. Genuine Must Bear Signature Fac-Simi- le REFUSE SUBSTITUTES. WIFELY SOLICITUDE. OP PAM O 0k 'fX V'J 170 person will often show Just finished a biillbmt first season in America, autograph fiend has a said Hist she could sue in her ghost the shades an apparent wide differ far ta o r e of the late empress dowager of china. That fancy enee toin conformation, the shape of the fad owing may have occurred to her because when she amusing just now than - made her ghost thn news of thn death of the pen, the flow of the ink and the amount of presChinese empress had Just been received. the mere eolf f. (5 George Rernard Shaw hasn't time for ghosts sure used, a more careful leeting of or folk at all. he says, yet scrutiny will make it or Interviews or dinary signatures of exmen generally give clear that the chief charof most tills he inconsistent and folk, traordinary fewest thing in tills Ms Interview and sees the writer person, and acteristics hold throughout. The ghost Is true to here we have Ills glmst. Mr. Shaw generally bobby necessitates the "ghost-liiK.makes it as uncomfortable as possible for the Its type. a of pom ession interviewer before allowing him to he admitted, Who, then, will interto hold the sigua-- l Irishman is hut after that the genial blue-eyepret and reveal the true u res which portray the irresistible and one readily forgives him anymeaning of our ghost au"ghosts of tlie eminent thing that has seemed rude. The writes sent s tographs? Here is a new ones. note asking for an interview with Mr. Shaw in field for investigation and amusement. very popular These liitle books ate liis iliumbem Just off the Kiubankiiient in LonWith the advent of the ghost book we have a They have huili in London and in New York. new twist to an old, old fad. Travelers In central don last summer and in response Mr. Shaw charan advantage over the ordinary autograph album, Europe us early as the fourteenth century used acteristically wrote: because the collecting of signatures has been so : I will have ten minutes to carry their "Cook of Friends." an octavo volMy Dear Miss uveidi"ie that many of the "great ones have some time between 11 snd 12:30. ume In which names and sentiments were rest bad rubber facsimiles made of their very best ten I minutes the will catch me On their return home they could show during If you on their autographs- - not the kind Dial appears If you stay longer I will throw you out an see record of the famous personages you. interesting lo time srespond of check- and instead taking GEORGE II. S. window. met. had of the These are the llrst autograph alis they whenever a stamped and addressed envelope a quarter to twelve and at went writer The liums of we which hear, but the passion for colInclosed, all they do Is to pass the letter, request Shaw talked and talked and talked until and autographs is as old as Mr. lecting manuscripts or their perhaps and envelope over to secretary the of autoand Is not without Its cultured history society the ami It never gets beyond the secretary at all romantic side. One of the Ptolemies once puid the starvIt serves that manner a in such on is stamped graph or ing Athenians in wheat for the privilege of copying some Die pei pose will snd saves Mr. Author. Mr. Actor treasured manuscripts of thu immortal Greek dramatists. Mr. Singer u lot of time nnd trouble. wretch kept the originals and returned the copies. The a has book in ones name a ghost a for Hut request If It luid been the ghost signatures of Euripides and crrlntii novel I y about It and there is, too, considerable Sophocles that the unscrupulous ruler was alter he would n ghost one's name of sort wluif to see lust curiosity not have found it easy to perpetrate so heartless a trick. trouble the will take will I'liike, so that nearly everyone to picture Ids ghost for you. MONEY ABROAD In making the collection for a ghost book, partially men and women Europe is a lovely place; the grave of Shakespeare is reptod need here, many a noble sight and Its worth money to see the hillsides were asked for gliosis. President nnd Mrs. Taft were keenthat produce the wine that made the Rhine famous. Dut immensely amused at thp Idea and both took the this year it was est Inti rest In seeing how their Rroadway, Bath Rearh, Kokomo or Kalamazoo for a ghosts would turn out. The big large number of worthy American slnimniaii adjusted Ills glasses, foldcitizens whose custom it has been to ed witli the ill most precision the spend the sultry months across the paper on which he was to inscribe water. his ghost, liMikeil around for u slab Its the old story of Ilalaklava over ell, which, unfortunately, lie could Some millions not fi ml oil his desk 1u the llot again only worse. have blundered. Times are twisted springs bungalow and then lie up in a hard knot and we are just wrote his name anil hastily folded beginning lo get the kinks out. Nobuck the paper. Cunmit say that for such a big body knows what is going to be the outcome of the new tariff law. The iimn as I am in the flesh my ghost indications are good for a poor wheat nits sueh a wide swath. he laughcrop. Panama hats and overcoats ingly remarked ns he held the paare selling side by side In the open per up for Mrs. Taft to view. Hut v market. anyhow, the smaller one's ghost the In short, there is no time like the better perhaps," be added. Mrs. Taft was more pleased present for staying at home and atwith her ghost than she was with tending to business. In these crucial circumstances 200,000 persons have that of her husband. You are more consented to make the sacrifice. At important Just now, but my ghost is a far- more artistic creature than 1 any rate, such are the present indications. yours and really more splrltuelle, she laughed. This means v something to the It will be norest of the counticed Hint a part of Mrs. Taft's try. Paying to see Europe Is our anghost bears u reblood-lettin- g nual resemmarkable blance to a Maoperation. Millions sonic emblem. upon millions are taken out of our Miss Mary Carcirculanational den practiced sevWe work tion. eral times on her hard during the ghost before she would allow the winter, either at filial one to apearning money or at getting It from pear In the writthose who hnve er's ghost hook. earned it. then Cliosts. like evthe across Imhustle else. erything water to fatten up prove liy practlre, the Swiss guides and I look upon hotel and the my final ghost as That is. a worthy effort" keepers. about 1,200.000 of laughed Miss Garus do. The other den. "In fact. I see the urn above 78,800,000 do their from which tny traveling In their slehp. so they can spook must have be back next hopped out, she morning In time said, and sure for work. enough. If one will look at the prlnia donna's nearly one oclock and not a word- - was said about The rich American going abroad counts only glumt it will he found quite true. the window or the playwright's strong right arm! one on the passenger list, hut he must be carefully Miss GernMIno Karrnr was enchanted with For a man of his brusque threats Mr. Shaw considered in any estimate. her ghost, which she said locked like a veritable lms a very mild and diminutive-lookin- g ghost. He spreads out the chart upon his desk. An butterfly. "Mow splendid to he so picturesque a a that might Halite Frin inie Rlvee has ghost anxious-to-pleas- e agent of the steamexceedingly 'commented. Miss Farrar ghost!" be of Oriental origin, for It resembles Bn antique side. Here is something his is at company ship Miss Kiimia l Thursby has one of the most and elaborately carved vase of Chinese design up near the bow that is just right so the steamremarkable ghosts of all. and for beauty and more tli, m any tiling else. Perhaps it Is meant Not for a minute." says the man ship man says. for the urn Hint contain my shades," the novelsymiueliy It is quite ns pleasing ns h wniiight-Irowho has the last sny. It Is too far up In front. work iWign or a Japanese brass candleist laughingly remarked. The motion of the boat would put him out of busistick. "I prefer to think or It as something that Of course one may Just care to have the ness the first day. What else? was designed by the of some Japanese gliosis of one's friends and not particularly those Its great Oh, an exquisite suite amidships. ill list, which idea 1 absorbed when 1 visited some of people celebrated In the art, literary or politl-ea- l The Countess de Spitsbergen never takes anyof tilt groat temples ill Japan, said Miss Thursby. worlds, and then it will be a siuiple matter thing else when she is going to or coming from Ijidy Warwick says she doesn't believe in to fill up one' ghost book, for the making of America. Beautiful parlor, mahogany finish. Bedghosts nt all, hut she was very much impressed ghosts will lie found to be quite a novelty at a room in ivory. Bathroom In baby blue. Maid's tea or other social affair, and taken along with liy tin appearance ef her titled name when her And the rate for two adults and one quarters. think 1 shall design one's hand luggage on an ocean voyage a ghost-lion- k servant is only $1,700. ghost became a reality. a hook plate out of ft. That wouldn't he a bail will prove a source of endless amuseWill the gentleman take it? ment. while it will make a lasting souvenir of idea, would it? the lountess added ns she Indeed Im will not. The Countess of Spitsberviewed the strong, bold writing (hut formod her the trip. The chost book itself Is u small affair gen may travel in the hold if she likes, hut no an overcoat arc. of can In lie that the pocket signal blue or mahogany can lure him to a point baby handor can he eeniid easily In a muff or Mg was enchanted with luidy Cosmo over the engim-s- . Why, didn't he come over once withso take 1ms it musueh become that ran bag. along and her ghost always in a suite thus located? Didn't the incessant out u fad with her that she has purchased a dozen any trouble. cciugliliig. wheezing, trembling and sneezing nf the ,f the little volumes for her friends. "I put my When yon ak for a ghost signature you prepare machinery nearly drive him wild? Not a '..'ink I supper c 1 must he a In one and eaeli the ,iauo for the writing by folding it and the ghost of sleep fvom the time he went abroai. until ho there are peiioii whose pl ost o;i are after writes directly woiruii of u number of selves or gi t home. Frii nds thought he had been sick s In my ar.eesiry. for a iminher of warring glu-M(n i be line of the fold. A stub pen which holds when he sinned himself ih the street. t f.h-ro a lived a large amount nf Ink is best for this purpose, each 01. e of my signatures prod Oh, m r well. Ileie's an equally beautiful P tally diflVrcit from lhp oil i rs that one would as the size i,ij mystery of the ghost depend far moved froin the engines hack trward suite j cm came same ft l!ie believe Is name i the they !.:i'rv pen t;.,. ink. After written the stern. Occi:., iciii'cily of these apartments often name ami liaeilw rii:ig. Hit mu rather pleased li e j:.:.o is f :,:ed together again without blotcall for Ihe to nk what makes the lwat witli the idea, for wlmt is r.n-iit and In. sec! prosaic than luck and the ting ghost appears. Try feel any go. Intense tliy can hear no noise I have made try loitane by oiigir.nl of inr'ely? It U nor im ssnry to have a hook. One ran vibration. best rccemnirndi.d the phyby liuUy laid i.ivilsc ov signs in li e I'UtV.h.g of flocks. l:.ne the signatures written on separate sheet sicians to nervous patients. Trice, the same. said the tilled dressmaker, "so why shouhlu't of peper .".nd eolleet them, hut mire must be Hid I't.y niie ever near i f such stupidity? Here i iy ghost signatures poilr.iy that eharai tcriviic?" t :kis; to n- ...t paper flint will u''snrb the ink nr pa'.unt t has cxpin'red in . When Mis. KHunr liiyn. anther ef "Thtee Thce separate sheets can then he ill that tli c.innct Havel at the how .( a shin Weeks. bi'd made In r pit-s- i she l.i.e .oii i i u .crap-booli but the little gho-- t because the luo'iiin is tco great and the iigent has to a tiger in d it hole soi. e ly hook it. i f w l be found mere lonienler.t. At siaiuu l.iui a suite near the stecii. What's ibo the tip of a p..e in tbo ghost book is n small pointed out its claws. "The t'ger Is iiifIVrtmo bitwiui the bow n.tnl the sii'.n. or shall I say uiatii-ini:.- " ore of my lrausii.ir.uU-o's- , doited Ime the date and below appears isn't ach end balanced in the middle re'a.ar'ni'd Mrs. Cyn. Ib tire my another lire f r the wming of the i.ntne after win-rwi'.l go up and down like the end of a it i t W o i::'.t after nil in a ghost ghrst. laiil woiiil h- pieised wiMi that. the Well, n steamship mail who waikinyhia'i? he?" she aided with a s;..ili honk ore gi s a genuln' autograph ns well as doesn't know any more than that can ga hack the spook sict-- ,'ure. the rifled lhdier ian prlnia home. Mr. ('.;!( will travel by .o'ne I'u.ny Hell. i. win) lias l.l While sf.ir.i ghost signatures of the same line tlmt at 'east employ persons (if inteili;; nee in .f the ISiq.ll Burglar Hands up' Wife Oh, John, be careful of those globes; you'll break them! BY TIME. Fear of No Any Further Trouble. David Price, Corydun, In., says: "I was iu the Inst Binge of kidney trouble Ihiiic, weak, run down to a mere skeleton. Sly buck was no had I could hardly walk, nnd tlm kidney secretions iiiueli disordered. A week after I began using Doans Kidney Pills I eonhl walk with- out a cane, and ns I continued my gradually relumed. I was so giatc'ful 1 made a public statement of la-nH- my case, and now seven years bavo passed, I a in Rtlll perfectly well." Bold by all dealers. G()c a box. ilburn Co., IlufTalo, N. Y. Kos-ter-- The Difference. Kdward, having been refused another baked potato on the simple but cunviiielng ground that there were no more, according to thn New York Sun. made some uncomplimentary remark uliout the liiHiillieleiiry of his dinner. "Tills Isn't dinner. corrected the aunt whom be wan visiting. "This Is luncheon. You don't eat dinner in the middle of the day. You eat that at night. The next day the sunt, being anxious to know if Kdward had assimilated his lesson of the day befid ward, can you tell fore, said: me now the difference between dinner You bet 1 can, said and luncheon? "Lunch Is Kdward, very promptly. the meal where you dont get enough to eat. People Becoming Interested. Kvldenee of the Hipulnr Interest In tha crusade Is given In a statement made liy the National Association for the Study and Proven tlon of Tuberculosis, to the efTeet that during the year ending August 31, nearly 3.0110.04)1) people have attended tuberculosis exhibitions In various parts of the eountry. llesides the three traveling tuberculosis exhibitions of the milionul association, there of this kind throughare S out the 1'nlted States. )iur yean ago there were only three such dls plays in the entire eountry. exl-ilifi- Measuring Brains. The cephalic Index of old Athenians was a wee, wee Idl licit or than ours. Cephalic Index means volume or lirnln. It Is found by lining a skull with peas and then measuring them. Ancient Athenians have a few peas on ns. The (reeks never lusted bloodshed like the Homans anil some of us moderns. New York Post. THREE REASONS Each with Two Legs and Ten Fingers. A Doston woman who Is a fond mother writes an amusing article shout her experience feeding her boys. Among other things she says: Three chubby, rosy cheeked hoys. Rob, Jack nnd Dick, aged fi, 4 and 2 years respectively, are three of our reasons for using nnd recomondlng the , for these youngsters food, Grape-Nuts- have been fed on Crape-Nut- s since infancy, and often between meals when other children would have been given candy. T Pave a package of Crape-Nut- s to a neighbor whose 3 year old child was a weazened little thing. Ill half the time. The little tot ate the Ornpe-Xut- s and erc.'iiu greedily and the mother continued the good work, and it was not long before a truly wonderful change manifested itself in the child's face and luidy. The results were remarkable, even for Crape Nuts. I loth husband ami 1 use Crapi-Nut- s every day au.l kn-and W'cll and have three of the liuesl, healthiest hoys you rail II nd In a day's march." Many unit hers instead of the children's simuaelis with candy and cake give the youngsters a handful of (Srape-Nul- s when they are hogging for something in the way of sweets. The result is soon shown in greatly Increased health, strength and menial activity. There's a Reason." lHik in pkgs. fur the famous little book, "The Road to WHIvilie." A urn Ker read I bp alm.-one niirnra from timr lellrrf lo limp. They pp KPnulnp, Intp, sad fall if hiimaa latprppl. st-o- g in LAHBciix utah MI-- k PROVED salt All Hallows College wr-te- r mm GUARASTE&1 MARK If your watch doesn't keep accurate time, it ia either out of order or no good. In either case, you should sea us. Wo employ seven expert watch-maker- s who do nothing but repair watches. We sell all standard makes of watches at the lowest possible prices. Guarantee both. Positively cured by these Little Pills. They rnluo rvltrre Die trriMfroni Dyiprl,Ju illlinUug mud Too Thrjr t1 SALT LAKE CITY BOARDING AND DAY d SCHOOL FOR BOYS -- THATGOES well-know- n u stv-.de- g 1 Huir-Gordo- ghost-cclloctiii- : tl-t- CLu btiu VeJandsy, Scptcsbcr A uf Scientific CLuical, bayi, Crrdl Special departswat far little aader the care ef a trained nvin. teacher. lad Hditaiy DrS Gjauiiu aader the direction ef .pedal initractan. Far tenai aad iefanaatiea, apply te Very Rev. J. J. Cumin, S. Til., President PATENTS Advice ei to patoat- - Scad .ketch and dcxriptiaa ef year invent iee. Many J. lahiaaea. Attorney at La aad Solicitor ef Pataelf, 304-- 5 Jedge Blildiaf, Sell Lake City MANY WORKED ON WIRELESS At Far Back as 1853 Lord Kelvin Wee Experimenting with the Principle. Wireless telegraphy bas many discoverers. As has been so often the case In sny branch of physics, whether pure or applied, the name of Lord Kelvin Is associated with the discov- ery. In 1853 he gave forth the theory V of oscillation. In 1865 Maxwell pro-'- , pounded the theory of electrical waves, snd in 1888 Herts practically discovered them. Sir Oliver Lodge was looking for the waves at the same time, snd was successful In finding them running along wires In the same year that Herts discovered them going through space. In 1890 he was able to taka a further step, the receiving arrangedeveloping ments for the detection of these waves by means of the principle which he decided to call syntony. At tha same time another word, coherer, waa added to the language.' In 1894 he waa able to give a demonstration before the British association of signaling across space without wires, and about the same time he published a book. In 1895 Admiral Topoff of the Rue-slanavy and Capt. Jackson of tho English navy carried the idea a little further, and then In 1896 Marconi took up the matter with great pertinacity and marked, success. n Indians' Bummer Vacation. Six Indians were at the union depot the other evening. They will spend the summer on the Omaha reservation In northern Nebraska. They had coma from Ponca City, Okla. The men threw their blankets an the floor in the wait ing room and fanned themselves with eagle wings. Simon Bigheart, a tall, slim Omaha, waa the only one in tbs party who would talk and he said as little as possible. After grunting at many questions hs finally spoke. Too hot in Ponca. Going north. Wonderful Human Tongue. Some remarkable facts regarding the tongue have been recently pro-seted by the eminent surgeon. Dr. E. Souchon of New Orleans. The doctor, after stating that tho tongue, the nose and the skin are the only organs ol special sense which perform other functions, remarks that the tongue Is the only organ except the heart which present a base, a body and an apex, and that no other organ can assume such a variety of shapes or Is movaIts pable, says Leslie's Weekly. pillae, though similar to those of other mucous membranes,' are larger and more specially developed. Tha tongue presents s dual structure in accordance with Its dual functions, motor and sensory, varies in color more than any other organ, and Is more solid than any other vlscus. It Is the only organ present irg the three kinds of nerve, namely, a nerve of special sense, one of ordinary sensation and one of motion. n Nip and Tuck. is half the but the other half generally you lose it. Puck. battle, makes 1 nr r.rj!ti-iui!i::i;ii- rii-iilv- ;, reii-iiiWu'i- any-waj- f.-- .r gh-'s- i, ii ? Evils and the Law. The machinery of this government cannot hv any tiiimnn Ingenuity he enlarged or ncc li rat'-- so that It can move as quickly or in as many directions ns mm strained Individual crookedness. The loite Congressman Cushman. g Cost Too Much. M'" nisti-- r And hy didnt ye coma to the kirk last Bandy I had nnwt hut a shillin' In my rises, that's owor nutrkle siller to pit in tli ron'rihut ion box all at sin time- .Cleveland Leader. |