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Show BRIGHT SCHEME DIDN'T WORK' Overly Frank Criticism Caused Bride to Drop Her Deaf-and-Dumb Pose Suddenly. A newly married couple hit upon the idea of prelendiiiLr to be deaf and i dumb whilst on their honeymoon, j Ar the station they started talking on their fingers and overheard 1 Ihe following remarks : "It's a newly married rouplo," said a lady. "The poor things are deaf and dumb. Isn't It awfnl ?" "What do yotr sirpwrse he saw in. Tier'r" asked the fstlier. "She is positively posi-tively ugly.' "Ami I believe tier hair is dyed." said the firsT wonn. "And her hat fs- out of flare." was-rhe was-rhe next startler. "Looks like an t,(1' orue-."" was the re- p-iy- "Her dress wrinkles In rite back," said the first. i '"Sire's th frt'y-rive- iif she's n day: and 1 she looks as if she- had ,-t friglirful ' temper." At this point the fit-hie found her tongire, and" her remarks bv rlt-ose two women left no doubt about her having that important article- that women are supposed to expreise so freely. |