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Show lWjM.Mllla. Mil III I 111! I C , R TOM SIMS Ytff SAYS - ii ! . . Who remembers the old advertise ments urging us to buy coal? Great Britain still hesitates about going wild Turkey hunting. Magazines always publish more beauty hlnLs lhan cooking hints. Distance doesn't lend very much enchantment en-chantment to payday. Rumor says Babe Ruth will be sold It will take a good salesman Wives always seem to have more relatives than busbaudB Wonder If a girl ever penalizes a footbaJl star for holding" No coal in the cellar is one sure sign of a hard winter. The best, alarm clock is ham and eggs cooking In the kitchen Auto shows are being held Pedestrians Pedes-trians have no ahow Some neighbors will borrow anything any-thing except the baby. The most hair-raising stories are on hair tonic bottles In Owensboro. Ky., a boy was caught bootlegging There 6hould be a law agalnet minors bootlegging The man who wants to help lick Turks didn't help lick Germans baby costs more ih.m an autn, but It lasts longer Only way to pruno the national budget Is to pull off a few plums The goal of many a collect boy Is on the football field Whena girl wants a man io save bin money he is going to need it Stelnmetz says four hours is a day'-, work. The boss says it is hard to get a man to work that long. Houses are not scarce as they were, but tho rent ie Runs In stockings are to blame for long skirts Country cousins will soon got even for city cousin's vacations. Boston man says (he world will end in 2000 years We know one who thinks he is Napoleon Most winter hats are trimmed and ' some of the buyers are. Caution is a great asset in fishing,! especially If you are the fish It isn't the baby's crying at night It is the upkeep. Everyone criticizes the new tariff.' It is the "custom." Nobody loves a skinny man In cold weather. |