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Show , TOM SIMS jf SAYS Of tho great leaders In the World War, Lloyd George was the last to go. Flni la guerre. Our advice to Thanksgiving turkeys Is, "Call a hunger strike." Boveridgo says he Is outspoken. Wo can't lmaglno who did It Melancholy days have come, tho saddest of the year, and all of ub are sad because of heavy underwear The head of many r bouse Is less than 10 years old. In Brlstow, Okla., a hotel was dynamited dyna-mited Rumor says several hotel steaks wero badly bent. We can't imagine where the ex-kaiser ex-kaiser will go for bis honeymoon. Fall is when hunters remember that rabbits hurt crops "How will men look In the future"" asks a writer It all depends on how tho women dress. The frost is on the pumpkin and the fodder's in the chock and the corn Is In the jug A little loving now and then is relished rel-ished by the best of men. Coldu como and colds go and 11 that no can do is blow. Grasshopper glands might be a great help to football players. , Way down south In the land of cotton, tho crop is good but tho price Is rotten Our objection to se ing a woman kiss a dog is wo like dogs. Starting fires with care is a pood theory, but it takes coal. Girls who wear what the) choose seldom choose enough. A yenr on Mercury 1h onh 88 days long, making Hallowe'en come every j three months. In Maine, a bndo of three weeks wants a divorce. She claims she had l been hugging a delusion Chorus jiirls gel 150,000 for broken hearts and an Ohio man only got $500 for a broken leg. Your luck may be bad, but in Alabama, Ala-bama, a policeman has been shot in the neck again Horseshoe pitching is returning be cause it is cheap All you need is I two shoes and a few chewfl. Leading a double life gets you through just twice as quick. . A grouc h a day will keep, good luck I at buy Too much money makes ou unhappy unhap-py Jf a neighbor has It. |