| Show eee ee- ee eE gITS alTS AND lIND a HAPPEN If you have not subscribed do so If you have pay up right away I Prof Who Who wrote plays Bright Student Student Longfellow rt Miss Lena White has been out with witha a severe evere sore throat the past week Look out for it It takes place about the Students collect all the oil cans and tin horns for the and be on the safe side a The cards it is said are out So be prepared Is it because some of the Training Dept are jealous that the youngsters go around the campus thumping old tin cans Are they preparing to give Parley Parley Par Par- ley a good rousing These two questions s seem quite pertin pertinent nt N N- N II He He built a warm fire prof Did you ever see a cold one Can some bright student of French translate the following for us Pas us-Pas Pas Pas de delien delien delien lien que sous Our former President still takes pride in the institution as is shown by his his' frequent visits For a good thorough business education education i tion we reco recommend the Salt Lake Business College Prof Aber conducts chapel exercises this week Prof Marshall will have charge of them next week We need a gymnasium very much Perhaps this accounts for the hitch kicking kicking kicking kick kick- ing and wrestling in the basement A sack of books has been received at atthe atthe atthe the library last Wednesday from Wash Wash- ington It contained a number of Geological Geological Geo Geo- logical and Smithsonian Reports Our Society Editor Lee Young has presented the office with a splendid desk Where is the liberal hearted person who means to present us with a carpet Report has it that Webb has turned his attention to a new enterprise Pony enterprise Pony Pony- Express while the second year Greek class dass have turned theirs to an old one one one- 0 Express Pony Soule came down on Tuesday morning morning morning morn morn- ing without his collar Well no wonder Mr E. 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W Penney of Kanosh visited the Museum on Tuesday of last week and presented a piece of tanned human numan t skin skin Miss Miss Kempland presented a beautIful beautiful beautiful beau beau- specimen to the museum last week r Who is the infant who marks the desks in room 15 The idea that it is isa a grown person can only be deduced from the fact that such things as II Beer is scratched on th them rp Students this should not be I If a fellow is to be a society man and z b. b stay out late he must expect to forget Ii f things in the morning 1 Some of the freshman mathematics r class took the wrong track in their examination yesterday morning and t 1 wound in the up soup F What in the world can be the matter with the fellows who used to look so pretty in their neat little moustaches Vernon turned up on Monday last with his hism his m missing issing The second year Latin students are on the II war path and say that now the t first year class has commenced the book they are studying they ought to be Jj allowed to take up Cicero Y o II There goes an all applicant for the Prep Department said a bright fellow on Thursday last as a lady was seen Ij going up the front steps with her little headed curly year four-year old boy We will take back every th thing i ng we r l' l have said about the noise of the Physical cal Culture Class for since the Battalion has taken the halls for parade gr grounds the effort of a mans man's life is to think i iA A very amusing imitation of the University University University Uni Uni- Battalion was witnessed on the campus back of the University building last Thursday Some little fellows with tin cans and sticks were having a grand t parade This is a good example of Johnny and the woodpile In answer to H. H N. N T. T in No 7 of the CHRONICLE we have the following Noahs ark ran be said to have been the arc of a great and also of a small circle Since it was built by a large number of people who spoke the same language and were no doubt friends it was the arc of a great circle of friends Af After ter the destruction of the world it became the ark of a few people also aso friends hence the arc of a small circle Does that meet it There are students student registered in I H a.-H Mineralogy and Geology this yeary year y A good stove is an article in the house for the best in the ther r market arket go to the Utah Stove and Hardware Hardware Hard Hard- ware Company Il Lost On Tuesday Dec between the landing of the the front steps and the library between the hours of 10 and andt t 12 1230 30 a fine well-buttered well biscuit V prized on account of the butter w which h. h IC h was made in Sugar-House Sugar Ward The finder will please return it to the crowd who stand around the radiator in In the lower hall at noon time and receive receive t. t reward f t There was was a genuine surprise party on ont ont t one of our profess professors rs the other day when Miss T. T threw her strap-full strap of books down from above and nd struck him himon ft v on the head with ith them Some people would have gotten angry but he picked them up and very gallantly carried them up the steps to the blushing young lady f The young men might learn a lesson in int t- t gallantry from this with very little effort It is our painful duty to notice the j things that go wrong around the U University University Uni Uni- ni- ni and still more painful is it to call the attention of the students to tox x such an act of vandalism as was perpetrated perpetrated perpetrated in the basement last week Some savage put a wooden plug into the outlet outlet outlet out out- let of one of the closets and made mad a I great amount mount of trouble for the Janitor N Now ow if we had an asylum for imbeciles imbeciles im im- c t near by we might attribute it to toone toone if one 0 of f t the h e inmates but we have not and ld the sooner the students interest themselves themselves them them- t t. t selves in finding out this monster the better The students must make the reputation of the institution and they rl too are responsible for everything that II mm tends to debase it Let us put forth our best efforts to put down all those ry foolish childish idiotic tone-destroying tone was wa's ways of conducting ond ourselves elves H r x 34 f f ie I I I Frank Groesbeck came in inon on Tuesday last We would like to give our subscribers subscribers subscribers sub sub- scribers the benefit of a tone half-tone in instead instead instead in- in stead of attempting to describe Franks Frank's appearance since the Thanksgiving football football football foot foot- ball game A bruised nose a sprained ankle and a generally broken up body is isa a fair description If the students who jump down three or four steps at a time knew what remarks re re- marks were being made about them they would be careful to come down more respectfully II It It is dreadfully bois- bois trous said one Prof II To To say nothing nothing nothing noth noth- ing of the lack of dignity displayed said another We add by way of advice that a young lady met with a severe accident this term and think that students students students stu stu- dents should profit by her example Our visitors the past week have been Saturday Dec 2 2 Dr Phillips Ogden Military Academy Monday Monday Mr Grant Bountiful Mr Adams and Dr Park Salt Lake City Tuesday Tuesday Tuesday-G. G. G A. A 92 F. F Groesbeck Wednesday Wednesday Miss Miss Kate McAllister Mr Goodwin Salt Lake City City- Thursday Thursday Miss Miss Whittaker Dr Han- Han Salt Lake City Friday Misses Porter and Smith Springville Mrs Geo Hardman Salt Lake City It is a common thing for two girls to seek a secluded place and have a quiet chat but a rare thing for boys This no doubt answers for the oddity of the scene in room 32 the other day when j two gentlemen were seen in In rather an affectionate position occupying the same j chair and apparently deeply engrossed in conversation Probably their Sunday j evening had not passed as smoothly as 1 they would like We see no other reason j i why they should prefer each others other's com coin 3 j pany How is it boys that you were not sitting on the radiator wj with some soma haired fair-haired damsel |
