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Show Cubs Indignant as Gty Lights Favorite "Social" Locality South stoogents were justly indignant in-dignant this week over proposals made by the city mayor Flabby Benkins and commissioner Osculating Oscu-lating MacKonkle to illuminate their familiar meeting spot and favorite fa-vorite "studying" place namely "Passion Flats" in rear of the state capitol building. The measure was brought before Flabby and Osc by J. G. Rook, father fa-ther of an East side journalist who viewed the conditions and reported report-ed them to daddy, who in spare moments is a teacher at South high school. Said Mr. Rook: "I have tried in vain to shed some light of learning on world history during my years at South, but having failed, I am prepared to illume somewhere else." Junior MacKonkle, also a stoog-ent stoog-ent at East and rabid frat member, mem-ber, has plead with pop to influence influ-ence .him to give up the wild notion, no-tion, but the old boy is too set in his ways. |