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Show fACSTSTO THE EVENING HEBAUJ, TOUESD ATj JANAY 28, 1928. KEWS FEATURES WASfflKQTOri K21V5 PRESS COMMENT ' .RIPPLING THE; EVENING HERALD : An Independent Newspaper ' ' I ' ' wait : RHYMEis V ' J; OFFICE Li MASON CAT ' I PREPARE FOR AGE Samaon had the rijjht Idea about So live, while young and strong that when age come j advertising. ll took twe.wluianj r t the boose, Win. Tt HorkbrookS. . .....PoblUhet along, with aching feet And knees, dim eyes and Riggv 1 and' rought;dowa n. s Gaiusar Rasmuson disease, aumDsgo, corns and gout, and whiskers falling outi f Slga on Hi, back tf fefitleinaa Establish m iB 3S58; as a daily In 1922. Published In the you may at ease recline, beneath your tree and vine, with;' Who has chronic fainting spells.: "If 80 !Uol4 bfcilding, South First West street, Prow, Utkh, every evening. a sufficient roll to buy the grub and coal. There is no sad- - I fsU on "the street and am taken der sight than that wight who lamely, feetly to the hospital 4ont operate. My Ijike U w, Vineyard, Orenr. Provo Bench, and Pleasant View. All eon what time the whistle blows, goes, ta work at heavy chofft appenditea bur beet restored twicf CO. I (lUUite - atfW nature- should at and earn a few moidores. It is a fearful thing if, wintry : 1 Entered ai second class matter at the postofflce la Prove, uul. years shall bring no chair, in which to bask, no rest from tut fftuatnese OfT.ea Telephone . , .A. It may. at least bt said for the iff grevious task. While you are strong and hale, and drawl- Venus . .t Editorial Reoau, Telephone Ulto that feobody recently ing ample kale, reflect upon that dayit's not so far away. bal seenPanet grimy elbows. when will fill .1 pain TEEMS OF SrtSCBIPTION your shoes, and throb along your, U thewS, and rambol iro vour bones, invitin wearv fcTaro; ftallveredbr carrier, oer month ................... CO J fey earrter, per year, la then you fain would rest, "rub goose grease on' your tilfred "ph,' aitihf aide by aM L,1Liv.t3-8J Delivered by AIaU-I- Utahjartffilyrpier year In adrahce nest, anoint your knees andealves with divert sorts : (tf Tbtj '" , lie atfhed,,'atid h Inched' ; Delivered tf toaJUsriUted. States, "uWeillJSUnflrpee tear; la Balyes, debate with other lads the worth of liver, pads ; cn' Said aa. 3tr dearest ldol:f ' , . . , . . iL 14.60 ., advance v If you wildly burn the picayune you earn 'and five, a He ldW. k&d.'kfae UOxA T,V.r r ? thought or heed to age, that comes with speed, you 11, hare TQn is Saul thefefs attch a weight AH advertising" fopjf Tor the current issue must be 'IB tot, latef tie SELliNG FEBRUARY 12' .J r"T-when a4 forever wilted faim wistojd repose, strengths m li o'clock.. ....., He.feA;.f jit goestThe i jio who a bold I'm reaoae,. I'r who will saved, and foJt boys cour.t aii cautiously behaved, their groats and chant exultant notes; but yoa must labor5 : A German View of (he Kaisetm. , on, your health and hope all gone. So live that when you're tlatroaned, and she groaned ; "Yea ahaULJura year bHvate gigs' Before the war therman kaiser had bw built into gray it's yours to romp and play along the brtez.linTcg Ha giggledr U& ahe giggled ; a legendary superman. ' His own ejrotiBm seized the theory '' with other care-fre- e ginks. Said he, 'Mjr aeareat Lukei;, T of divine .right and created a picture of a versatile fmd II lookedVand she looked; ' atiteaman, ofjndependent action and Iron win. . thoa wltt ' r: TU haw the In the war the Dicture faded. When the vicregent of Ck)d v Ha wilted, Sod h wilted, " DONTWAIT Phone finally fled the country to save his skin, the legendary kaiser ,312 . .... Phone 315. v t ..., i had Vanished. An investigation carried out oy tne reicnstag Oot idea r the world's tightest man la the one whe acslded himself to determine the cause of Germany's military collapse in .1918 Peace be to his soulj the minister said , to defttk irtipg. to get his Money's I recently has been completed. It traces from .a sympathetic As he gazed on the body of him who was dead. '. worth from a barber shop bath.. standpoint the collapse of the kaiser. Peace be to his soul, he uttered again - r , jJ The crisis came when the military party aemapdea tne 1 Thereanoa Arid those there assembled answered Amen, homely girl takes y The. kaiser dismissal of the chancellor good photo ia because she- knows A protested there was no one to take his place.; r Ludendorff enough- to let, the photographer do .Peice be to his soul..-how very much more - was inflexible and the kaiser surrendered. i ne jcaiser, the job hia own way. 4withdrew more and more from Jsajindlywroughtjwordto a. Wait that is sore the report "Ktf wonder the cotton ropT ww pniaIon7 compensation, ; reconctUaA cheery The chief was lacking. I active participation in affairs a Tery Jaimy man, air. . What the clasp of a hand Tb Uon. , too. large.' Sklrjs. are too short for DAILY LESSONS ' . I It was "left to the politicians and the militaryinen to carrjr ia your1 proposition?" ' ." y r Costs less than the dirge from a funeral band. ' . WORD STUDY: ""Use word cotton stockings. "I want to.aaake you rich." f on as they saw best." 'hA ENGLISH IN three times and it Is yours.1' Let "Weil, leave your recipe with me A dictatorship was called for, in the opinion of the m-...... What matters to him all this pomp and. display TV. L. Gordon 1'U look it, over later. Just now By and us increase our vocabulary by masnot British rubber market Is unsteady, feel monarch did "the that but report vestigators, they ? the o'er mummeries held his I'm engaged in. closing up a deal mouldering clay one word each day. Today's just the same,' inflated tire prices tering i himself equal to such a stop, and he had "been so disheartened WOBDS OFTEN , MISUSED : word : i by which V etpect U make S7 In It is during life that man needs a friend, seldom punctured. INADEQUATE ; not equal to are, by all that had happened that such a thought probably never real or.--JDon't say "she took it off of the ;;'tT- -k occurred to himT-v--- It The great God of Nature attends to jthe end... cannot be demanded of. anyprlft that ; "The Insufficient.' requirement ar :. Uble.?Omlt-,4nf."- l ' were it "vWeather's I he be a ereat man. Fate determines whether such men shall stage facilities and "stuff, 7 Catt't - The objection to funny ; ' ; on k , ' fishing 'MISPRONOUNCED: OFTEN v :r .:", ffybocrite, sycophant, sinner or saint , I be available 1 tfe risis-of-- anation's developmftr, .Thml biame it Tot being. 'contrary. Ta creek bank ts' that, so' few of the idepk- - Accent both adjective and adequate.'' MEMBER "NEWSPAPER ENTERPRISE ASSOCIATION i , MEMBER UNITED PRESS ASSOCIATION - , t- . wa-ll- y age-strick- - fee-ma- de ewcar-elepad- en no 1 it)!, b It Mound, 7r,t 0 ll V -- DTE "7 : brU-lii- nt ' 1 , , - 5 -- .ju j 3 " : . . v W; : ... Bethman-Bollweg.- -- - - Ah . - says1-"thereu- - "God-Bless-Yo- . : . . . t . . V- ' spou-w- . fgift of . : y, .. "t tt, ' Of . ; y Uiss yoo. get; come from, the "water. noun-o- n fTOM SIMS i a - I Meeting the Bandit Half Way twBWe TOtttntryit ererybody last syllable, not the first so, commonly heard. --r in f Thers's ont place in Ptoto where : UntMrf : they". seU. lottery tickets., openly L" Some one a of Only gang supersHtintfk Very few stockings have any day i ? the-- fllhgfe license bureau. -- W. M. WlLSOlC In 'them these days, as farVas STNOICtMs:' Atonement, com- - fbHts' wlir rally vardund and. lynch , i tx i t furet we .can set r prejn4aereparaUonrpisionrpro-hty Grandma:. wIm glad Billy had "" . ' 'i"i senbe enough to mnrry an old maid. 'p. In., .jHwst 9:45 p.iB., jAthens GUIs If hlghiy-tigbtVlddert Is T Iflnh crcboatra. and upsettts', but kinder 0et-rUn- g maids', to thankful 'and wilUn' Meters, fcxpress. Holly, ' " ' i' 'r ; wood t'oniil fen t urrs; 3 p. m.; Wo- to please. men's hIh Federation nitthlcsl - If knowledge la pow. Professor 4 :80 p. m-- B'rt- Hfrnr CWiond wisdom is Super-pow- cal program; 7, 8, p.. &.;pro-grain- Lffiakfislittledifferce tj)ictxi the glory attendant on hrra in the skies. -- rBe good tohim HERE,doHt wairtill he :dies, v..;; TVr 'Jill v.; Had it not been for the war the kaiser might nave gone 3 down in history as a great statesman. .But the emergency " riiowed him to be what Bismarck oncescatfcitogly remarked look like iron.- ; TTTif Lord Salisbury, "a lathrTiainted-to- I War, . -- jfzl y, ON THE AIR ' Hadley, Mich., population three hundred, . seemsl able ,tb protect itself. If Hadley continues to look out .for1 Jtself as well as it other day, perhaps its population will.in- crease. But the increase isn't likely to be irora bandits or the criminal element. Hadley doesn't like bandits. - That was I shown Wednesday When four heavily armed bandits entered ' the town arid proceeded in businesslike fashion to hold up the local bank. The town's police force being off duty at the time, perhaps at luncheon, citizens took control of the; situ-ation.- - When the bandits stepped from the bank with their Hoot they were given proper greeting by the cititensrwno' ' i brought down three4he4our-;withhiDtguaMdi livirtr th other bandit to be captured a fw" months 'later did-th- . td KXX7 f TOMORROW pro-gran- t; - i . . , .., 'KIIJ, a-- s. 0,-1- : - 406.2 Meters, Times;. Usual- - features - 22 Movie House: Sign Id" p. "-; Thi Week U:sVl Hlitc owhestt; Piiii., 42RS Meters, Hale' Bros. KP f,.'Nteht JUfe of.Parls" p,' W matinee, talk on Week. and Chronicle, Sun FranciscoUs- Romance of Sante-P, i Gladys trplV ual features ; 1 :30 p. m., fieiger or- jj Baek; Home and Uroke" 8 p. m., pnsrram;.s' DeWitt; j. rbetitra ; 5 :30 p. m., children's hoar' .Meters, fiarleC.V, A n-Summer, bad advaatagea. It was stocks; 6:30 p. m., Isfates orchestra T - KFL4rL , Angeles-l- O T r rn tntlr T Ifl t m tnony, , i, m, relefc. to et Into a .'union suit-- and' out of bed. bystepollctw u '; v ; it so nappened that the three bandits were.not dariger-ousl- y Hames orchestra; 10 p. m., States 7 p. m.. program S oi n.. or?n " " ww "WHi wn-- i An unhappy woman is One who 11TU' 'wounded, and they will have a chance yet with the law. orchestra. one ; w w p. m, mnsicaf program ;a Mavbe that's the unfortunate side of it: maybt not,!i One n8(l gotten what she wanted. JANTARY 20, Angeles , m., !LL ':''iWi iiK''5!S" e a -- ri is Itivoat-mAti- ij r- . -- KOO, SOI Meters, General S never. can tell about the law and the operation Oakland - Usual "features; quartet- -r r one, but ' the undertaker i $?y But, at any rate, the citizens of Hadley did their duty and 11 :H p. m.i home makinr talk ; '3 KFOA, 4M.it Meters, vlthodes in pi everything .he undertakes. rath. is had as the right" to protection spreading. they p. m., musical program; 4 p. m., Store,- 8eattle-1a; nt; IJonie fakpromising" fashion these daysr There has been, eviaenoe, f St Francis orchestras 6 p. m., con- ers half hour; 12 ao ?.' It's Ike tbl$i i,Th uIUUtie com; its operation in Illinois, Iowa and other states,, where 'aiiK cert; 6:55 p. m., news,, weedier, of Commerce r 3 p. BiS'wetBes's pany collects for gas 'in- the range. officials in cooperation "with citizens have organized for wr stocks, markets; 8:45 p. mM Inter- clubs programs; 4 p. m., program; The doctor for gas In the stomach. element. Members of police forces in Salt national Badio 'Week program. 7 p. ra., mnsical program; 8:15 p, ' on the hold-u- p : " to '.'608 Meters, Tribune" shown a readiness; auto and club m., alsohave 'take 8:30 tKLX, news, elsewhere, weathefl "Have yon berd Of Bee's engageCity ; 1 p'm., women's hour;8 p. p. . hA.'l 4 ment T ''deal with bandits on the only terms the bandit is iikely to program 10 Jf bl( floftder J " k" m., Aunt Elsie's Sunset matinee; 7 orchestra. . action and hot lead ft ."J.'ftrho' the plucky,manr-seriously quick i recognize" ' . It would be better, of course, if the law could deal with OUT OUR WAY leave the JtYWlLliAMS the bandit, in a peaceable, orderly fashion,-ancitizens to go about their ordinary business. ,, Perhaps that will be possible when the more drastic method, of negotiating 'with the criminal has been practiced for a while, and less of aii emergency situltion exists with respect to crime. . But there can jbe no question at present both of the justice and dislayed by the Hadley necessity of the type of citizens.,: When bandits; in force, take up .arms : against "eociety.'then society must look to its security. Elee-tH- . ot-justic- e. W.r7 -- snc-ceed-a 0 "(" - Oak-14n- .?y4 Swral fi to d ,' ;; s 1 - . self-protecti- - Ibest trade before, prohibitions Old Government Employ eeRecxdlswYiertt Goo d Old Days souiflnxly LonejiwauowijanaimBae-qpooBiLiior- 11 By. CUARLE8 P. STEWART '.) 4 5TiVEat Service Writer, else, or "Ait he same x he change. j ; lg bought I . was The gfad more. see b J- - WASHINGTON Employed in a Now.-- l remember one "eustotaef minor Capacity at the CapitiHuiliH F Iwd a real atateeman-ybn'i log is ah old jia--LgticsBjiim io know Lis name" in I aiirate who ,i be. at least i7B who used to be in Ktvore off eotirely.l think It wag ntsinese in WasbiiiRton in 1914. ; uie saloon . re. for a greej nntil It "And it was a good thlngv for he yen went. dry. had bis sprees.' ' r '?'.: DlfW'S bis' customers of moistur moo iHttdie days "How- - much,"' I hsked. curious to S ftthey-go- t htei Ai proent job at know the. views of so Experienced the Capitol when ;he bad to clow on the use and abuse an ; bis satoon) and the oM chap is full of authority, .nlcoholjljd this Statesman 'ye 7 ef stories of their .bibulouwiess in mention consume T the loogAgo. ! i d? - l--W J - d fay ' HpHE dofnlnating influence ; habits of !Proyo shoppers Is' ;Ef eirig Ifetajd Advertising 'l "Oh,' said the veieran, wlkit he rTline was,' lie tellsf me. "licn I .didn't think anything of sendtng was normal he was strict! etnper-aie- , "ns Tm IcnihJr'yoU.JKieepf representatives and senators home from' my place. In backs, with their when he was drinking he kept well feet sticking out of the window! " Inside maybe a, couple; of. dozen '"TvA seen a president or. twa-- a bit lit up." . . i " DIRECTOBI BEAtit. ' "But they'fl got to going easierby The snring issue of the Mountain . quite i while before the war. ..... States Telephone A Telegraph com "It was then that mixed drinks, pa ay directory for Provo will go to j (ills, "and highballs," and press January 81, 1928. . Tkke'ya began. comlWf, In."., . For adTdlUdns or changes call telephone number 100 .before that date. . VifoStM int VHot-- of, my 'that controls tlie buyine Through newspaper advertising these people are taught how to buy what to buy and where to buy.it, They shop systematic T -- -- cally anrJ economically. - p I.',-- . Jfft ' like-coc- . , :Ms Our extensive service department, will gladly show. yduihdV HEROES ARE. MAOt-rJcf- t" iSORM. "frf't. vu niabeneit . . y throucrrfadvertfsini "J.RviU.!,m3 ;. , . 7 -- x 1. ; rr i3 -- i V lf'LWxysjfc-apyJaias- ' -e v- - r- - 4 |