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Show Few a Jl Lime r I I SOLVE THAT ONE I D Events the in Lon-do- Wifey Sam, dear, would you mind helping me with a little bit of arlth metlc? Hubby Not at all. Wifey Well, If we pay the cook all tiie wages she wants will we have enough money left to buy anything for her to cook? village in Northumberland 18 is being the slfe of an ancient and the historian on holiday was !tie 4ng a ,i,tle Information on the join a local inhaliitant. scene of the fight, I jj his is the ar' Mid the learned man. replied fie villager; "it that there hill." I wonder why they fought up t lie bat- i Can yon tell me why field?" In this m't set sir," s:iid the local gravely, "It .,' n. 0 of Little Men Lives FACE MASKS POPULAR I'resenting face masks of one's self to friends Is a new gift craze In An artist covers the face witlt what he calls "magic pulp," which he has discovered. He takes it ol almost Immediately and has a perfect Impression of the sitter's face.' From the mold is cast the mu-- k is porcelain or bronze. REFUSED PERMISSION .4 I OUR COMIC SECTION 21 ill' v - I sir," top "i od files' farmer and 'e field, OBSERVING View of Iho Great Bridge As. airplane view of the San Fran- A he so even lend it fur village Answers Magazine. won't cisco Oakland Bay Bridge with full details oi construction will be tent free) to any addieaa upon request. Also full information covering Engineering courses in Dleiel, Elactrknl, THE FAMILY IN FREE! s- u- Mechanical, Mining, Aeronautical, Radio, Air Conditioning, Chemical, Civil, Architectural and Structural Engineering. Better Days Are Here Again and young men mar confidently look forward to voel epportaniuM. So far m wo know ovary graduate oi tbie collage U Jit t know it's wrung to tight, you s'l buy?" ain't There Pacifist a in our Long Sentences nave yuu anyunng POIYTECHNIC Ann The sermon was very good, wasn't It? Sue (absently) No, I didn't like her outfit n bit, both her lint and her gown were impossible. I ii mm "if g ' to soner, e your honor. I desire to reserve or eircurnloeo- that the penalty Imposed should keeping or, as It were, commen- with my station In life, which iiiherto been one" of no lnconsld- aredly, without the "a ate eho Imporfance." ier, seem to have a liking for ntences. Ten years." 4 you ion, the .vas THE FINNEY OF SLAP 'TiS AM --THAT Ol HB-- HOME- COME ) L -V XSz!i. 7 FORCE " Deduction A M HUfj,2 rJ W WATETR ToPEtAKl BE L,L THIS JEST A WEE tOKsHTEMlA' -- VA I fg" JT LIP BIT- -- ) ling L yQRSE said tiie Sunday school our duty to do acts of to others. Johnny, have you njthing lately to make some one rere iri I tboys," r, "it is lU9- - you suffer burning, scanty or frequent urination; backache, headache, ditzinest, loss of energy, leg paint, swellings and puffineis under the eyes? Are you tired, nervousfeel all unstrung and don't know what is wrong? Then give some thought to your kidneys. Be sure they function proper ly for functions! kidney disorder per mits excess waste to stay in the blood; and to poison and upset the whole DO Candid of vho system. "But, Mother, Jim's my soul mate." "Tut, tut, daughter, don't be foolish. Just because two young people happen to like the same movies, it doesn't necessarily mean that they were made for each other." 'answered Johnnie, "I went to aunt, and spent two days with ship i of she said She was happy home." for rt ON ribu- - Answers singer." opera Blemishes Made Her Old Looking Maga- - VAiT' A nvel Mr the SoT A v Face Clear Again with CuticuraSoap and Ointment Here is a letter every skin sufferer is Bhould Jule, sir. srar You should say "Julius." sext hoy) What is your name? Ms, sir." e anil Proven Canard l don't want your A a. mer tates crack-e- "Waiter, a plate of oysters." "Put there is no V In this month, sir." "Say is this a spelling bee. or a J the mice are always thorn. ain't so; why, the cat tell me i,m over visits er of 'r-- to 040. the barrel the every restaurant." ON 'CHANGE night. WRONG CALLING Otbbrne THE FEATHERHEADS -E- SEMO DofUT' '"'' were Mountants liyilii-wer- la II t ,e who Imaelnea he kjn ui- - Kcwipinrr To a v l "The back. c3-m- wAmts to il ii r i vjho see mr w ME f THE The Cominlsslon Man Some fancy stock here, eh? The I'licker Reminds me of the sue dalty niarket ; tongues active! brains BACK ivi X. i i weak "HUH., ! LOTS OF 'EM f of lOSe veiirf amr.. Vflllr .J I. 1 muiulf Kf procrastinate' means dlCtlonnpo IteP' ., l'.ant' J over . , BE AFTeR M- EIT MUST BE SOME? IFORMATlOrJ HE WAKlTS MUST BE ERy r HE CAM'T daJS In bed, doctor? few nights would do win ,i 1 Much Roi.terin, u" 5'ou think I ought to peak'r yon secret; he pom'T come ice. Fa"' of "n ,n'lnK Is "amily tree." llinol!"- i niem-- "Boss; HowsABOUT A Tip pER frV 0Arbase MArt? "(irainlpn, trades?' " I i ..''l , " ",Ht ' .JJh.. til y 74. l"I to I'.:in' . ', PS " Cayenne. "A ordinary tree. farthest from the most nuttering." Dialogue l I '"111 n tuoon i"w n would take pirino tllrl.U.1 rill,,.,, lunch . a 'Jack of ah COME AGAIN, BILL always talking Miss okg the what's '(ienerally a fellow who can produce everything except results." Social Sim it or the ith pJ - 1 "! W 29 3 "MorningSickness" J J'3 have ig vital, No Need to Suffer there's" am Elegant Discoura to he nrnrrnaf Inn tor or A Pfr" said Mr. Erastus Pinkley. "ftllt tf. n ...I,nt4il j j ueuianueo Nor of Its message look old and haggard. They were red, hard and large. They would hurt, and when I scratched them the skin would become irritated, and I would lie awake at night and start digging at my face. "I?ut after using two cakes of Cuticura Soap and one tin of Cutl-cur- a Ointment my face was cleared again." (Signed) Mrs. L. Whetzler, 2nd St, Floreffe, Pa., June 15, 1035. Physicians can understand such letters. The Cuticura formula1 have proved their effectiveness for over half a century. Remember, Cuticura Boap and Ointment are also for pimples, rashes, ringworm, burning of eczema and other externally caused kin blemishes. All druggists. Soap 25c. Ointment 25c Adv. (VNU Go OUT (5atet iy DHn Stuff Under-Cove- r Union FELiy WAIT MV MUS5AND rwiT V I I? seein to have a lot of trouble I ir car." II Her husband Is one of those Western w3 LL-OU I'LL 10,1119 read. "There were blemishes on my face, of external origin, and they made me ie irteil : What oa TV itne? 24 r. Good Example (to Freshman) time-teste- HALF SHELL The Overhead ymi pay only a very low heautiful apartment?'' but I'm going to move." grachms. what has come over the Use Doan's Pills. Doan's 4 k for the kidneys only. They are recommended the world over. You can gel the gen d Doan't at any drug uine, store. to see say this ma- - COUEGI ENGINEERING 13th at Madison Sts. Oakland. Calif . Grant Detrreet Kauuluhad In 1891 CAoea who daaire it. o Part timt ampIoyiMfit for MAMA KNOWS fmmg II '118 employed- - Addren is caused by an "Morning sickness" acid condition. To ivoid it, acid must be such aa magnesia. offset by alkalis Why Physicians Recommend Milnesia Wafers wafers axe candy-likThese pure milk of magnesia in solid form the most pleasant way to take it. Each wafer is approximately equal to a full adult dose of liquid milk of magnesia. Chewed thoroughly, then swallowed, they correct acidity in the mouth and throughout the digestive system and insure Quick, complete elimination of the waste matters that cause gas, headaches, Moated feelings and a dozen other discomforts. Milnesia Wafers come in bottles of 20 and 48, at 35o and 60c respectively, and in convenient tins for your handbag containing 12 at 20c. Each wafer is approximately one adult dose of milk of magnesia. All good drug stores sell and recommend them. mint-flavore- e Start using these delicious, effective gently laxative wafers today anti-aci- d, Professional samples sent free to registered physicians or dentists if request is made on professional letterhead. SoUd Products, Inc. 4402 23rd St., long Island City, N. Y. 33c & 60 bottles pp 20c tint 0 I In1 I t ,,r t Mil! umtl'ln't siii,n.f iHH l.iK tut- Hi i I t tli;i: Mit'titiiin II." itii si'l P.' wanted to Ijrotk tli The Original Milk el Magnesia Wafere |