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Show Tuesday, April 20, 1948 THE DRAGERTON TRIBUNE, DRAGERTON, UTAH ( r O im f lip. vo i. TK. Ul mBESTmMVGHS OFTrfWtEfpSI SOX TOWN Jinrli By inju:: BOBBY CROSS By Roland Coe Mistaken Identity Matty Links vSr j y HOWTO erase HOW a ERASE PENCIL Jx Y1 ID L, A PENCIL In "But, Bobby, we cant send out printed announce menu every time you become engaged!" jou wouldn't want me t ro t school a town that doesnt even have a Juke box, "I dldn t like It would you? 814 By Ernie Bushmiller NANjCY NEW JERSEYITE went to the Vermont hills for his summer vacation, and in the middle of the night three hens which had gone to roost m a tree outside his window were disturbed by a cat and flew The Jerseyite h i If into his room asleep, batted around wildly with a pillow until the bewildered fowls found their way out Next day the Jerseyite told his host Tm going to spend all my vaca-- I tions up here Hhd a fine sleep said the pleased iind-lor- d "Tha so d Yes, sir, the Jersytte m,i Just saw three mosquitoes ones, little and they were BOXER A t ONE WAY ROAD POINTER PINCHER "YOULL FIND IT A TRULY BOOK!" REMARKABLE LITTLE REGGIE WEEKLY RIDl Dy Roy IJf -- " 3BB- 771 A DISGRACEFUL REPORT CARD I GO TO BED . WITHOUT YOUR WHAT Mathlssa By Margarita A revenue department agent was assigned to investigate some KenAs he entered the tucky characters J7 bouse, n n 7 TS 0 C a young bright-lookin-g lad greeted him "Wheres your pappy7 the officer asked Pappys up at the still " TU give you a dollar if you'll take me up there, offered 'the officer All right, said the boy. Gne me the dollar. IT1 give it to you when we get back No By Bud Fisher MUTT AND JEFF ain't LATER ARB You SURE SJSJSSOIUTELY1 will eU. MAKE THAT MOTHS? FORTUNE ' stuff j; gri5 now. JILL sir, mister, give it insisted the youngster. back' STUFF SILENT SHOTS Ill shoot you threat fc GOOD GRlEF,IWSNOOD,WEfeE NOT THAT LONESOME I ' By Gluyas Williams JITTER ftrmNSKltfOWIWll Wf W flHfSH Otlf flRSf, MOtkOl JM0OT5 4 hm imnMUffmmmm m mwm WuiPcW IN((P Ml WM (ttSCROU MR awlaw JH)( THAT'S AMAZING DO YOU BUY HIM A FISHING A FISHING LICENSE FOR A MONKEYT ...THAT5 RICH' WHAT ARE YOU, A HUMORIST? WSfrttR If WOW Bf AU RM m lcna ACUAUV JA fUMEMftXK H( s (ajlWf REGLAR FELLERS By Gene Byrnes thatYokay FOR. OAYTIM& - BUT KIN IMAGINE. WNU S K fWM The old lady had lost her purse, rushed into the police inspectors office and tearfully told her story The inspector was very kind and calmed her fears as best he could Laying his hand on her arm, he said-Wwill leave no stone unturned to find your purse, madam Leaving his office, she noticed a group of city workers busy tearing up the street for drainage repairs, and she remarked to herself, Well, they dont lose much time, Ill say that for them " WEATHER PROPHET YOU WHAT WAS LIKE? SOMffi WvSnwwMiHfRkANttR OR OVTR tpiCE CACX HOME AGfllH TfSAPiCTuEE foDMZ&E'vE 'dt By Ed Dodd WS'imrdTm-i-V. T VIRGIL (WELL . HOSPITAL-AN- SILENT SAM 1814 O SURE TO CARRY THEM BY THE STEMS sTW WNU By Len Kleis THEY GOTO THE COUNTY WHEN THEY WERE AlABRlEO ISN'T IT WONDERFUL y, THINK IT OU6NT TO WAN6 IN T ME VERY BEST SBOTJi IN THE HOUSE. DON'T YOU, HONEY c I peatety? suits 'Finally, desperation Shootings too good for you1 Ill stab you'" There was a scream, then a thud Ameche sighed with relief Then came the sound of the shot TH PAJAMAS tm ittwR wvuMifftiiWi IPOMWIR JtfMMf So Ameche re but with no re Don shouted in Quick Action LICENSE ? IRfciY DUSN fOtUWi t rn PWW x By Arthur Pointer EVERY AFTERNOCn HS PADDIES OUT TO A FISHING HOLE HB 3 LOCATED AND BRINGS ' BACK A BI6 MESS MUStSONMKklNDtlAlINf me You On a radio dramatization star effects ring Don Ameche, a sound man missed his cue- - when Don said to the villian, "By heavens OH THIS Si NEXT DOOR to Joe, the Indian guide, lived by himself in a cabin in the woods and didn't get Into town very often When he did. he was always deluged with questions about the weather, for during the year be had shown turn-sel- f an accurate prophet One day, though, when he came in for supplies and was asked about the weather, he grunted, "1 dunno You dont know, Joe? How does that happen7 "My radio broke. By Jeff Hayes Candid Comment The music teacher was proudly presenting her pupils In a recital After the extended musical program, Ice cream, cake and fruit were served. One of the young musicians had brought her little brother along as a guest As the youngster was taking hi departure the teacher asked: Well, nmmle, did you enjoy the recital?" I sure did, Jimmie replied, that Is, all but the music. |