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Show Ye Gossip Column Looney Scribe Delves Into Student Life By Roberto Suggestion for an Academy Award: James Goddard's characterization charac-terization of a snippy wife. Your attention, , Miss Wilcox: Let's see ajittle more of Irene Sidwell, and a little less of Royal. Bet Bob Bjork would blush if you asked him if he likes Petty drawings. Verla Merrill listens to the operas every Saturday morning morn-ing and actually relishes them. Your attention, dancing enthusiasts: enthusi-asts: Luana West can shimmy even better than "Sister Kate." That sophisticated junior that oes around with Beverly Taylor should be told that dragging one's feet is very unbecoming. South scribbler, Violet Ruga, deserves an apology, as soon as she writes an article on "Foods." Best bet of track season. Virgil Van Cott. While on the subject of track, don't you think South High underestimates underesti-mates i that sport. Lester Kallmann, Kall-mann, why don't you take up politics poli-tics and give us a rest. Dorothy I ills, why do you blush ? Darlene Miller, why not give the other boys a chance? How many twins do you think there are in South high school'' While on the subject of twins, can you tell the Farnsworth twins apart ? Bet Vione Walker could tell which one was Gilbert and which one was Lawrence. Law-rence. To Maxine Jensen's little sister: Do you want your name in the paper? If so, read Webster's Web-ster's Encyclopedic Dictionary and the Evolution of Mankind. Your attention, Adolf Hitler: Did you know the book, "How to Lose Friends and Alienate People," by Irving D. Tressler, was dedicated dedi-cated to you ? You are the only man who doesn't need to read it! |