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Show SOUTHERN UTAH NEWS WEDNESDAY JULY f, 1997 Community 7 Domestic Blitz - j i. j By Dixie Brunner Corn-eate- rs everywhere, lend me your ears The debate has been boiling of com consumption! any scientific studies to support The method is simple really. my theory.) g Take the hot ear of com; butter My sons split evenly on it, salt and pepper it, and then preference. As long as eat about a three kernel row they have iced tea for irrigation, down the length of the ear. You they can wipe out com quickly to have some prejudiced pone-eate- know you are getting the without dwelling on method. My husband is very deliberate giving you an earful. And rhythm when youre able to enin all actions he undertakes, and a vision the gal loping garden gouryourself typewriter, being met that I am, I feel I should typing a sentence. When an even more so in his com conaddress such husky issues. imaginary bell rings (at ears sumption. I first circle around Well shucks, we all know that end) you go back to the start the two ends of the ear, and then com on the cob is a piece of and begin a new row. Uncouth I eat down the row. Americana! The sweet fruit of people will then eat right back Why on earth would you do the field is a welcome rite of down the row... but I believe that that? I question. Leave it to a summer. Whats supposed to they dont possess a kernel of man to make everything more measure knee high by the Fourth integrity. complicated, I said under my g In weeding out the best breath. of July, should soon be boiled and sitting on your very own The reason is obvious. You method. Id be remiss in cob. not around the two ends so you the eat table. circling mentioning supper Com eating has acquired some This is where you rotate around then have some place to hold accessories in .years past. You the cob, until youve circularly onto. Once youve eaten the with a consumed all kernels in sight. It ends, then you can leisurely can stay bultered-u- p Gone is my considered opinion that enjoy eatingdown the row withbrush. com butter handy, are the days when you just those who circle the cob, retain out getting any butter on your plopped the ear down on the top most of what they've eaten, in fingers. And the corn-eatin- g debate side ofthe butter stick, leaving a their teeth. (I should add as a hidden com kernel for the next disclaimer, that I dont possess boils on. unsuspecting muffm-buttereDont forget the handy corn dish you can stalk out four for a dollar at local discount stores, CS'1 (blue light special, of course). Your neighbors will be green with envy, when they see those cheap plastic, for years. Tis it nobler to partake of com down the row, or encircling the cob? No matter which eating preference you purport, youre bound corn-eatin- rs corn-eatin- Bitot a shiner It looks like Keti Godding caught the ball with her right eye, instead of her baseball mitt. Way to hang in there, Keri. Photo by Myma Cox. Fox attends training session Prudential representative Sandy Fox has recently returned from Prudential's week long National Career School in Dallas, Texas. Sandy was selected to attend this training session because of her outstanding performance over her first six months with Prudential Insurance Company of America, based in Newark, New Jersey. Sandy is located in the Kanab Building, 190 W. Center, and can help show you how Prudentials insurance and financial products can help you meet your insurance protection needs. r. your new table. dishes adorning your FlEERetstSoa Com skewers are basic to correct sweet com consumption. The miniature com ears plug into each end of the com cob, making it easier to grasp the ear. These great innovations prevent the butter from getting on your hands, rollingdownyour arms and dripping off your el- Cdtctba! GrestFrim! R&S8 nrnS bows. But the skewers cause a lot of conflict at our house, because we never have enough. They al- Road Hazard ways get lost in my (ahem) utensil drawer. Evtime we have sweet com, ery there is a manic rush to retrieve that one, pathetic little com skewer. You know, the one hidwell-organiz- So. Utah Tire Center Acta O Iiht Treek ed Protection Profe??los5l Bmke Szrrlce Brake Lathe for Resurfacing Drums & Rotors Trained Brake Specialists ing behind the never-use- d Tupperware tea bag strainer and the rubber lid opener. t All this we do in preparation for the feast de resistance. n on Com gourmets a the cob must be eaten down the laisttaEaffka FREE Brake Inspection 265 East 300 South Kanab rise-cor- StufKM row. There, Ive taken my stand.. Jve plowed right into the j is issue. Eating down the;-rothe neatest, most efficient means ! 644-255-7 mm fi ,,00000 to M iMrcfitw 1 on auaiVng |