Show I II I f II erP r fj I j I TILE THE BLUEPRINT FUTURE No more worries no more care eare I No more future need to fret get his share From his country Wanna bet I No more forging to the front front- fronti It was something of a crime crime- Dead the rags to riches stunt Laws will do it all in time Gone the old trail-blazing trail way Of or the fit Ct and tough and free Government will see that they Find trails opened by decree No more shack to palace stuff stuff- lOut Out with May the best man win I will be all Journeys I rough rough- Congress will protect YOUR chin No more strong types pressing on onNo on- on onNo onNo No more feathered extra nests Bid the pushing type I Bar the whiskers from all chests I INo No more not Algers-not not a one No more bootblacks making good Legislation will my son Sec to that its it's understood No more hare and game game- Hares will be controlled and andI I howl howl howl- Tortoises will get the same I Breaks that hares bares are arc getting now No more Upward onward cries No more praise for keen Everybody lives and dies diesOn diesOn diesOn On the lower mezzanine I No more bothering to plan No more upward to the sky Welcome to the standard man Each one like the other guy No o more hitch your wagon to Some far tar star that brightly gleams Hitch itch it to the planners who Also standardize your dreams DELAYED Where is iJ the spring that should be here Where are the tTe songbirds gently hum humming ming Gone Cone rone are the snows of yesteryear yesteryear- But more keeps coming Ethel Ethel Collins A half dozen men convicted of black ack market meat operations have been een given jail sentences in New York ork We understand they are al- al already already ready eady figuring out ways to cut the le terms evade the sentences and get et around the whole matter If the black go to the hoosegow we trust the food will be beof beof of f a quantity and nd quality to give them hem plenty of cause for complaint The height of Irony would be one of these meat racketeers be be- behind behind behind hind the bars lamenting The place aint so bad but the food is awful I The trouble with many people is islat that lat when they speak of getting down own to bedrock they think more about bout the bed than the rock It may be true but bu it seems highly improbable that a man turned on his radio adio recently and did NOT NOr get a war commentator Elmer Twitchell thinks there should be some sort of a flag or insignia to paste In n the windows of the ic homes of husbands whose wom- wom womenfolk womenfolk have gone to war He lIe suggests a design the lice back- back background background round ground of which shows a sink full fall of f dishes In the foreground would be ic unwashed plates denoting denoting- 1 plate Wife plate Wife In uniform 2 plates Wife plates Wife and daughter in uniform 3 plates plates Wire Wife and two daugh daugh- daughters daughters in uniform 4 or more plates plates Every Every fe fe- female female fe- fe female male relative in uniform Come Comein in and help dry the platters Ima Dodo cant can't get the withhold withhold- withholding Ing ng tax idea straight She thinks It means congress is s going to put a point valuation on o money mone and with I hold everything from rom salaries over eight ounces I I Irise There will be a n 5 to 10 per cent rise in liquor prices soon This is isair fair air warning Just In case your pres pres- present present ent bank wont won't accommodate you with a big enough loan for another bottle Elmer Twitchell cant can't wait walt for to be rationed so he can annoy the waiter by asking how many blue points he will have to give up to get a half ball dozen blue blue- points The National Resources Planning boards board's word plan for taking care of everybody from the cradle to the grave rave eliminates all aU troubles and responsibilities Except those that will arise arbe if Its Hs methods of cUm eliminating them are arc ever er tried BLACK L. MARKET OPERATOR Ills grasping bands hands and Itching palms Grab all aU that they can snatch lie sports a scheming mind as I black As coal with coal with heart to match s tK fb f ALo LL |