Show 1111 i i HI 0 ill IIII of P 3 M I 1 1 11 1111 ill iliin ii in the bush beaque lea ue B by W D BUSH J 1 11 1 U dl H I 1 h I 1 ii 1 9 n n I 1 most people know sol selvin got ten en votes tor for governor in recent election but few are aware that the local man sent a letter concede ing the election to governor goi arnor elect lee shortly after he was notified he got the ten votes bet that was good news to brack erack because I 1 don t think maw has even conceded yet there was talk of a pheasant being abing seen in town around the area of glenwood street tues day night I 1 rode up that way and almost ran over one crossing first east street then that night the paper came out showing lionel olsen former money bandler handler for the local bank with a pheasant tie he had caught in salt lake near his new establishment the birds must be getting real brave to venture near the bank must have been after a nest egg IGA ICA stores are now sponsoring a big contest and the big prizes are laundromat automatic wash ing machines and roasters I 1 enter ed telling jay that if I 1 won it would gripe ken lewis and will 1111 gordon and tony hervat hen at to death to see the men moving a new laundromat into my house they are all trying to prime me to buy one of their automatics jay baldwin says that whoever took his boots can return them any time after duck season they were taken from his back porch one day and haven t been located yet warning whoever has the boots watch out if you kneel down be cause there s a hole in the knee A local haberdasher thought it was some joke to plaster me with a new kind of cream perfume last week while in his establishment on business what will your wife to do you when she gets a whiff of that he chuckled what you don t know mister is that she wont do anything she ashes s lucky to have a guy like me even part time every paper is having limerick contests or rebuses or giving away knives or sunday school books to get people to read them I 1 have pondered over what the chronicle could offer but the only thing I 1 can think of was the city hall and the council says no las as that isn t paid for yet I 1 guess well just have to to keep relying on people to take the chronicle because they like it what an old fashioned idea ideal I 1 got in on th the e d demonstration of turkey preparation given by the extension service last wednesday night here in tooele thoele the man from logan showed all the ladies how to dress and cook turkeys then afterward we ate one they had already cooked I 1 was up toward the front waiting to flash a bulb or two and was right by the bird that had already been cooked so naturally I 1 could catch same some of the aroma and my mouth was water ing like a flowing well in erda so what could they expect when they asked for any questions or suggestions and I 1 said drop dead let s eat the slices the man sliced off were so thin I 1 thought they were wheat heat straw ci cigarette giarette papers and asked mr me smith if he had any durham to spare then a lady opened the door and came in and the draft blew my whole plateful away they put little pieces of tissue paper on the bottom of the plates to set the turkey on and when I 1 got down to mine I 1 ate it thinking is was another thin slice but giving a little credit to bet ty jeanne stone the dressing was not bad had if it only it hadn haan t covered up all the turkey Is there a P T A in thoele some very interested people have asked me lately if there is let us hear from it and give it some need ed publicity if there 1 sn t why not get one started an organization like P T A can do lots for kids parents and teachers alike we need one fan letter DEAR DOPEY BUSH I 1 read your story about the telephone opera tors in the CHRONICLE and it gives a hint that you think us lads tads are brats and we aren t were we re just as good as grownups signed A certain kid that is not a brat W second north no reply to this thi s on one e from the bush leaguer except to state that youngster you aren t the only one that read that story if you dont don t believe me call at 56 north main next week weeks s weather forecast SNOW followed by little boys with sleds |