Show I Dean Caught In Patriotic Wave Resolved That the standing army of the United States shall be moved to the University of Utah Is the question which was debated pro and con in the confines confines confines con con- fines of the home of all the student body publications Th The and debate was held yesterday the pros pro's won with both hands and feet Dean Lucy Van Cott precipitated precipitated precipitated the discussion by an overt act Believing that the student bod body desks lacked ed a certain patriotic patriotic patriotic pa pa- fervor which should characterize characterize characterize char char- all great thinking units in these troublous times the dean fro from the abundance of her heart and her supply of flags donated to each desk in a beautiful silken emblem of the country Proudly Old Glory waves above the desks Hence the debate The pros pro's contend that the dean of women can arouse more patriotic patriotic patriotic patri patri- otic ferver in the United States Continued on Page 4 I DEAN VAN COTT GETS PATRIOTIC Continued from Page 1 army than the sight of all the Mexicans l in the world and so if the said arm array army were to be quartered quartered quartered in the buildings of the U flU only the sight of Dean Van Colts Colt's commanding figure would be needed needed needed need need- ed to convert it into a veritable demon of and obedi obedi- ence The cons believed that Miss Van Cotts Cott's plan entailed the distribution distribution tion of or too many flags It Is rumored that the next distribution distribution dis dis- of flags will be he to the Ule deans of the schools Ask Dean Gibson he knows |