Show JABBER and JUMBLES Under a glaring six-column six headline captioned Montana Defeats Utah Champions the February 24 number of the Montana State college Weekly Week ly Exponent arrived auspiciously In Ina ina ina a recent mail We sa say auspiciously because it bore news entirely unheard of in this neck of the woods and discredited discredited discredited dis dis- credited in all other regions Inhabited Inhabit inhabit- ed by those athletically inclined To enlighten our readers we quote further further further fur fur- ther headlines from the now notorious notorious notorious ous Montana sheet By twice defeating defeating defeating de de- Utah Montana is in for conference honors and further on the strength of these t vu victories and the splendid record of fourteen straight victories this season season season sea sea- son it is practically certain that Montana Mon Ion Montana tana State college will be represented in the Chicago tournament To quote Herb Schiller It is a wild wild howl of Bennion's five The Montanans evidently dope it thusly Since Utah winner of last las t years year's championship was defeated b bythe by bythe y the Utah and the were by Montana the latter has an undisputed claim on the Rocky Mountain Moun Moun- Mountain tain title So far so good Montana t but there are more that two co collegiate legi- legi ate hoop aggregations In Utah and it i t happens this year that one of the remaining remaining remaining re re- teams leads in the Utah State hoop race That team is from th the e Brigham Young university which has triumphed over the Aggles and Utah and will probably go to Chicago to I represent this state Some of f the thoughts brought ou out t In the Exponents article are so humorous humorous hu lm- and meaningless that we feel almost tempted to reproduce the entire entire en en- tire Ure masterpiece It certainly is a spring opening I Editorially the Exponent says With the Rocky Mountain l championship championship champion champion- ship in their possession and an unbroken unbroken unbroken un un- broken record of victories on a tour tou r among the strongest Institutions of the northwest to their credit surely n no o college colleg team of the western states state s has a better right to accept the Invitation invitation In in- invitation of the A. A A. A U. U officials and participate in the Chicago tournament as a representative of the western colleges in the annual meet to to decide e the national amateur championship o othe of f the United States than has the Montana Montana Mon Ion tana State college No Montana we are not ridiculing g your our stand in declaring that you will go to Chicago All we want to do f is isto isto s to advise you to gain a n. clear Rocky Rocks y Mountain title first Also your editors editors editors edit edit- ors should keep in touch more with 1 papers of neighboring states and learn the true conditions of affairs Shake em up Rudolph It is t to I laugh Now all together Ha I h ha i ita lia ha Pretty soon there will vill have to be a western excursion to Chicago Now comes word from Pullman Washington Washing Washing- ton to the effect that the Washington State college will make the trip They claim they have scooped up the teams of Washington Oregon Wyoming Wyoming Wyo Wyo- ming and northern California The thing for U Utah lh to do now is isto isto isto to wallop the Utah Saturday night at Logan This would make the statement of the Montana 1 Weekly Exponent appear more more ridiculous Note to track aspirants The indoor Indoor Indoor In In- door running track in the gym is infine in infine infine fine shape shave Are you ou What of tennis There was considerable considerable consid consid- considerable erable talk recently about having indoor indoor indoor in in- door tennis matches but owing to the smallness of the gym this proposition has gone balloon It now appears as if racquet knights will be obliged to wait walt until the balmy spring winds make outdoor playing possible But there is a n consolation In that because because because be be- cause appropriations have been made for forthe the erection of three new tennis cour courts s this year Will we beat the Aggles H I H 1 yes yes- Those members of the basketball squad who bet the sports dispensers 1 of the Chronicle over the result of the I recent U. U of U.-B. U. Y U. U game frame will j kindly meet at the entrance of the Administration building tomorrow at 12 1230 30 where a public payment of the I I debt will be made |