Show Straining at a Gnat and Swallowing a Camel If Chief Grant had kept some of his policemen as busy enforcing enforcing en en- fo forcing cing the law against coasting yesterday as they were preventing prevent prevent- ing m men n from eating cheese and crackers with their beer DEATH WOULD NOT HAVE CAST ITS CRUEL GRUEL SHADOW V OVER A AS S SALT T LAKE HOME LAST NIGHT FIVE OTHER F FAMILIES WOULD NOT TODAY BE WEEPING AND WAITING IN FEAR THAT THEIR LITTLE BOYS BOYS' A ACCIDENTS MIGHT YET PROVE FATAL The law against dangerous coasting is just as plait plainly y written on the statute bo books s l as the mand mandate te against eating chee cheese e with bee beer THE SAD PART IS THAT THE CITY'S POLICEMEN WERE SO BUSY HARASSING MEN WITH CHEESE IN THEIR POSSESSION THAT THEY rHEY HAD NO TIME TIl TO DO SUCH A THING AS PREVENT THOUGHT THOUGHTLESS ESS LITTLE BOYS I 1 OJ f ENDANGERING THEIR LIVES AND THE LIVES OF K Any Mw doctor will tell any anyone one that the best thing a man can do I en len he takes a drink think is to fo eat something BUT CHEESE IS ISDER ISIDER DER IDER THE BAN AND TO THE DOGS WITH HEALTH LES AND SANE REGULATION What Salt Lakes Lake's best citizens would like from the police is a ae afe ae fe e vigorous crusade against the real enemies of society THE society THE GS THE HOLDUP MEN TIEN THE HOUSE ROBB ROBBERS RS AND SNEAK THIEVES If the police would only arrest loafers who insult decent m a n and girls as they walk wak along the downtown streets instead sting their time nagging every man who lai raises es a piece of to his mouth or shakes hakes a 3 a set of dice for a cigar the tax tax- would feel that the they were getting more in return for their Chief Grant would protect public health by ordering his of- of arrest men inezi who disgust decent folks and endanger life by byon byon on the sidewalks the people who pay him and his officers ive we a much higher regard for the department T NIGHTS NIGHT'S TRAGIC COASTING ACCIDENT COULD VE OCCURRED IF THE CITY ORDINANCES HAD FORCED The energy used by patrolmen in trying to tomen's toU U mens men's souls by making them let cheese and crackers Id ld have hav prevented sadness that is pervading severalLy several Ly y if that energy had been used in protecting little boys Irritating grown men mer ler er who would spend his whole time hU hunting a 3 fox to I eating a few chickens while he allowed a wolf pack or I hon lion to kill his more valuable horses cows or sheep be cal called ed insane here ere a are e some creatures in this town more dangerous than acks 0 or mountain lions and the he police are unable to catch ec ius they are kept occupied at work of so much less im im- e to fn th th e e public |