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Show Must Have Had Money. Having learned that his friend had Just married, Jacob decided to pay him a visit. When he arrived at his friend's house and saw the bride he was terribly shocked. "Why, Joseph," he said, speaking in a whisper, for the bride was sitting near by, "she is not at all good looking." look-ing." "No," answered Joseph. "And she has a glass eye." "Yes," answered Joseph meekly. "Joseph," whispered Jacob again, "she has no teeth." "She will get a set next w;eek." "She is almost bald too," added Jacob, Ja-cob, still whispering. "You may speak louder, Jacob," said his friend, "she Is deaf too." |