Show IT IS TO LAUGH I From Fairfax Fairfax W. W v. v Va the there e comes to the American Casualty Insurance company company company com com- pany the following very self elf tory epistle Gentlemen n I found Charles A. A Willis on the hands of ot the Phoenix Bridge Co who was working on the Pigeon Bridge on the day of November No- No ember vember 1892 Fryday at at 12 o'clock A A. M. M unconscious from a tall fall from the top of said Bridge which is a 3 39 feet from where ho he started to where he lit And his injuries was caused by br stopping too su He lie had of the stomach stomach atom atom- ach and Injury to the whole which produced nervous disorder lder of his whole system I treated him ten days and I dont don't s see sac e why he lived he Is alive of recovery from froni his and in a good way injuries Time will bring him as good goodas as he was before the accident Yours respectfully Surgeon Phoenix Bridge Co At the X X- X Quarter r Sessions a petty case was being tried A well known criminal lawyer who prides himself upon upon upon up up- on his skill in examining cross a witness witness wit wit- ness had an an odd looking genius upon whom to operate You say sir that the the- prisoner is 13 a thief Yes sir cause cause why why she she confessed it And you also swear she was employed employed em em- by you subsequent to the confession confession con coil I do sir Then giving a sagacious look to the court court courte We e are arc to understand that you dishonest people to work for you even ven after their are known Of or course how else could I get assistance assistance assistance as as- from a lawyer The counsel only said Stand down Tit Bits Mary was a conscientious child One day she was allowed to go and spend the day with some little cousins about her own age After taking g off her wraps she w went nt down to her jer aunt and said very very soberly Now Aunt Cissy if It Sallie Sal Sal- lie Ie and Lizzie are bad today please dont don't hesitate to punish them because I am here Tit here Tit When asked what he thought of a a. certain Captain who frequented the Essex links a Scotch caddie said Wed Weel sir hes he's a v verra nice gentleman gentleman- Ii Iian an a good gaufer but hes he's ner- ner ra ra Narrow What do do you OU mean Don aid 7 Weel Wee sir it was n-as this way Efter Ertel the game was ower o-er and arid I had carried hl hi his clubs up tae the the house he says says- Donald Donald Don ald aid will willye ye hae a draw and I said said- saidI I r Ido Ido do be verra yerra pleased so he gets the bottIe bottle bot bot- botI I Itie tie tle an he awa a glassan glass an I tae be genteel says Stop ah stop stop an an he stopped The The The Sunday-school Sunday teacher had t told ld her small seh scholars lars the st story ry of the t thee thi-ea ea Hebrews who were put Into the fiery furnace They listened intently WI Wishing Wishing Wish Wish- h- h ing to ascertain how much of re remained remained re- re e- e 11 in their memory she he ask l lIN IN Now children hI iren where te did dia ld th i H brews go Down bown the the register New New York Evening Post So this is a healthy town Interrogated Interrogated interrogated Inter inter- the new arrival J Healthy aint no name for it stranger strang strang- er boasted the native Why hY w we e hav have e only three patients in the the hospital Who are they Why the doctor docto- the undertaker and the tombstone man They are there f mr r j lack of nourishment Chicago Chicag Chicago News n We must find a a. a substitute for Cor the thesa sa saloon oon cried the temperance orator the matter matler with the d dru drug drugstore ug store asked th the man from Kansas j Ida Ida Isn't Isn't it awful to marry many a a. man whose meals disagree with him May Not May Not half so bad as marrying a aman aman aman man who disagrees with his meals We are abs absolutely sure said th the Western man that Germany thinks ever evet and ever eyer so much of us and w do a thing to harm us for the world How do po you know 7 asked the In Indian Indian Indian In- In dian chief Because Prince H Henry nry Is Is coming over here to present our leading citizens citizens citi citi- zens ens with beautiful cigarette cases and sleeve buttons and other valuable sou sou- Listen oh whit White man said th the In Indian Indian Indian In- In dian earnestly listen to the voice volee of nf sad exp experience Do not be too loo trustful When the Europeans first visited fIsHed our OUI country they made up u- beautiful presents presents presents pres pres- of glass b beads ads and Jackknives And now they are arc trying to make us cut our hair and wear suspenders Washington Star |