Show Says Salt Lake City Lines Takes Pom For a Ride Having put away my iliac convertible club coupe for the duration and I find myself forced to commute with the masses via the Salt Lake City This is a perilous undertaking at any but with the advent of gas it has become even People have more fun than I always and I'd like to cite a few examples to prove You wait for a bus in the morning Allah in an hour or so one comes in But don't let that fool you because all the driver does is give you a little smirk and pass you The next crate barges at a sizable interval later and does you a favor by You are supposed to repay the driver by licking his hand and making witty conversation during the entire trip while you struggle vainly to keep from being caught up in the hysterical whirl of outgoing If there aren't any men on the bus and it's an off you have a good chance of getting a You settle down for a peaceful ride when suddenly you hear the patter of little Mamma is bringing baby to sit next to You can hardly who always has a dirty face and sticky is an affectionate little and so his sticky hands entwine in your hair and put dear little baby prints on the new pastel coat you just got back from the You squirm and look helplessly at who looks back with all the intelligence of an You do your best to resist the urge to twist baby's pudgy little arm and finally mama takes the hint and pinions baby's arms to her This annoys baby and after three blocks of banshee baby is quieted down but takes to Baby stares at You stare at Baby You turn Still baby stares at You can feel yourself melting under those blue eyes and you would like to paste baby's Baby stares at You try Baby stares at You try pulling Everyone in the bus stares at It's better to Finally the bus comes to your so you get up and go to the Some people don't have to have a house fall on but I'd like to see it happen You see they can't take the hint that by getting up and going to the you want to get They are just plain scared fuschia that the bus is going to drive away before they can get off and they'll have to continue riding So they try to squeeze past You quietly getting off at the next But that's not good It's the principle of the Let you get off before Its So they try to squeeze past You say a little getting off at the next By this time the bus has stopped and seeing the open they push you preferably right into the arms of someone carrying a sack of and then dart put like a puppy just released from his I have barely scratched the surface of this take if from my surface has been scratched plenty by these Need I tell you about the fat women that sit next to you and by the time the ride is over they have told you everything about from how many teeth they have in their to why their husband is a dirty low life as one canned sardine said to another canned packed in here like bus |