Show Pledge Grandchildren Will Be Adams By Jean Ward Here it the second week of school and every one of us is completely catalogued and residing in certain chummy spaces in black professors' with our very own important We W's are back in our own little clique back in the west corner with the Weeks and while the Bowers and Bowmans are holding a reunion up on the second It's going to be quite embarrassing in when I have to confess to my that the only college friends whose names I can remember are and but I imagine the and Logans will feel exactly the same Now I realize that this is and that classes arc but I still maintain that a soji sitting on the sixth fourth scat wearing a bright red sweater and plaid sox has a bit personality than a bleak painted in white on the back of a physics The Adams and Andersons claim that we at the rear have quite an since we can amble into class a good five minutes late and nonchalantly mention as the end of the roll is Just try sometime to plow up a skinny hygiene class row complete with econ book and All in the only compensation for being a that I've comes from having your name one of three spaces over on the back of the page in one of these you remain forgotten in class recitation until the grades come which more often than not turns out to be a major The system of seating backward with W along with the attempt at no seating arrangement at might be but at these suggestions instructors groan with So we students have silently Perhaps you Hydes and sitting in the middle will think we W's and Z's are not rec- I a wonderful But even would get tired of smelling gas fumes as the chemistry demonstrations waft their way toward you on the back row next to the ceiling hoping madly against hope that your names gets called before the seating capacity runs out in your home econ I'm putting up with it but believe my grandchildren are going to be |