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Show A Lesson In Fractions. ! Toacher Hi re, children, la a piece ot meat; if I cut It in two, what shall I have? Claas Ilulvca Teacher And If I cut the pieces again In two, what do I get? Clasa Quarter. Toacher And If I again do tha same? Clas.i KIghlhs. Teacher (Iisid. If we continue In tbo same way what shall we have? Clas Sixteenths. Teacher Very good. Ixt us cut our pieces once more In two, what then shall we have. lJead alienee. However, In the corner one pair of eyes twinkled and one hand went up. Teacher Well, Johnny, what ahal! we have? Johnnny Mincemeat, ma'am. The Difference. Millie What Is tho difference between be-tween a haunted house und you when yon want to kiss me? ' nillle Ileally, I don't know. ' Millie Why, you etupld, you can't J let a haunted houae! Millinery Evidence. "Has your husband any civic pride?' "I guess uot, Judging from the old bonnet be lets mo go around wear I mg." Detroit Free Press. |