Show for the debret news off for new guinea icieg ho al mr r editor call after those mormons cormons Mor mons halloo I 1 therel there you citizens of utah what are you going lo 10 do what are you calculating upon do you mean to stay in the great basin or are you thinking of strolling bonora or or to ome borne place still further south bouth or do you fancy ancy that the british or the russian possessions will afford you a more secure retreat now we in the east are really concer concerned n ed about you utah people we feel a decided brotherly interest in your your welfare we ought to be anxious about your oun our chi chief chiet e r goot g 0 0 f how can it be otherwise you a are r e bone b 0 n e of our bone and flesh of our flash elsh your fathers fought shoulder to shoulder with our fathers for freedom still though we dont know why we dont like you yon so near to ua us we feel very uneasy decidedly uncomfortable about your sour our proximity to our homes it is not right for in us to tread on your toes we ought not to do it we do d riot not wish to do it we have not the slightest inclination to that kind of trespass we would not for any consideration impose upon any american citizens after that fashion but we must confess the be ominous fact that in spite of our brotherly good will in spite of air excessive desires to maintain cordial relations with you in spite of those high considerations wb which ich guhit t litto to bind together to ether ethen in one grand and e enduring compact th the e children of this great republic our mot violent antipathies antipa thies bravi tate towards utah yer yes with pain we acknowledge the mournful certainty that we and you cannot live pe peaceably together geher to or even within reach of one another manifest destiny dest t I 1 ny 11 or political necessity or some other incomprehensible and irresistible ful Jui impelling pellin power moves us its howarda you in antagonistic attitude now we do not wish to act we dislike to interfere with the rights of 0 our ir neighbor we dread to be forced to s shed bed bloed blo bio gd we abhor the though bof taking away the liberties and lives of american citizens but what can we do how can we help ourselves how can we decently and hono honorably rabir escape this dreadful and pressing ta t 2 alanes of the immortal 11 hamlet amleta help us in this overwhelming dilemma eureka Eure edre kal kai A bright b ri ht thought strikes ns you are a poor people salt luke like country is a barren parched desert would you noton not upon us the unspeakable favor and yourselves the incalculable benefit of slipping sli pring bodily off this cont conti ment hent lent and landing upon some de and fertile island eland in the pacific or there there is the island of 0 new guinea owns it abundance of room pleny plenty of gigantic timber a profusion of la and swamps all till manner of tropical fruits fruits and ever every eveny y thing thins the most fastidious heart can desire gire sire would you yoli not rejoice at the opportunity of settling that extensive and beautiful country you will be so far from us that we shall never dream of troubling you any more the ever meddling Britis hers might put forth some filibustering claim to that country but not much danger they have now as much territory aa as they can decently take care of they are not quite so officious as they used to be we gave tham them one lesson you boti know now listen we propose oil on condition that you transfer to us your improvements in utah bour real estate to you en masse to papua and set you down stark naked among the malaya now wont you close the bargain gaina ot O 0 t c o ours oars ti r s e we wim wi wlm M but ag you are so very kind to us do permit us to reciprocate we propose to buy you out blay flay the entire people of massachusetts new york connecticut and a dozen or so oot bof of the other states to go with us for we feel so presed impressed im with your magnanimity your condescension your sweet an and d inviting cordiality that we would not for the world forego the exquisite pleasure of your fascinating and delightful wino IVINO |