Show An Officers Officer's Diary L. L By WEX VEX JONES BONES r p G C Gt a o o o O O 0 h IA SAILED C A LED on or the 01 toda today for II J 1 J yan San Francisco Q Hope to become admiral ome some day and have o a lot lIk Bob Evans E c n Man Many of ot th the officers rs and crew seasick sea sea- a- a sick flick Doesn't bother m ml me at all N serer Never tr troubled about digestion or anything like th that t It Its It's A a. long JonS' hard wa way one must go before com be-com becoming In an admiral Arrived 1 In Pont Pert of or Spain All An T ent to luncheon with the GO Governor Banquet Banquet Ban Ban- In evening c Several Fc of ot the cro crowd d t feeling bad j ft r banquet Another nother ton tonight I h 1 Two To rear far admirals on sick Ick list This Is a a. great picat life Bre Eight more breakfasts br ti t ten luncheons and fifteen dinners Three of or our lieutenants lIeu lIeu- tenants have ha be been n sent ent to the local hopital hospital hospital hos hos- pital and wont ont be bp able to sail Mil with usA us A Milor life lira 1 I Ic the life Ute for or me cr er e felt relt better In my lift life Arrived In Rio an and 1 o fn-o engaged d c-d a n. fast half haIr an hour later r. DeC the breakfast and went Into fiction with a dinner In the tha e evening Licked 1 that too No 0 casualties on our side Ten more mores morae breakfasts and ten tn more banquets Our captain badly badh damaged g 1 but hut sustains himself with pepsin tablets tablets tablets tab tab- lets and keeps fi hUn hUn- Captain surrendered Has gone Rono lions honis homb b by mall mail steamer Se eral of at the tho senior officers s groggy grOffO Expected to le eec ace a R good rood deal of o Rio but It seems E ms that we ve cant can't cantsee see lee anything but tables It certainly la is I lafine fine to be a sailor I the only officer from the Okla- Okla 01 13 braska at the dinner lust night Gained lJ eighteen pounds d during our stay hers her Straits of or Magellan rather dull al although although al al- though e else sa says S s they're s sa a a thore there are aro no rUnner dinners In sight except ex cx- c pt at t Sand Sandy Point Half HaJ the Okli- Okli braska are on the sick list and nd th the surgeon Is completely out ol of pills s and nd pepsin Sec now no why President sl Ident I- I dent dent w wants ants doctors d to command and ship The They are commanding all nU the ri In this fleet Heet More Moro dinners c at dandy f nd I Point Every on A ho hospitable Gained the flue poun pound i since our arrival Mall Mail steamer r to tor home hom three seventy hoF whop t I A section had given out Twenty at i I. I r read ready d gone gono froni from Pa Passed ValparaIso tod today t Inhabitants tants t. out in force to see th the fleet t. t Noticed Xo Xo- scores waving Ing dinner ns at ot its us Marine murmured Thank goodness we vc dont don't have to tae face an any banquets here Hes He's game but bul buthis buthis his digestion has all gone to pieces Only three left on ka Lima llma I lma finished d the othe others Most lot nithe ol ni r tho the other ships In the came ame state stat GainIng Gaining Gain Gain- Ing weight fa fast t. t Certainly a great STent life this Arrive San Francisco I tomorrow Ont Only one other officer r on duty In whole fleet He lie Is Is senior to me mc so ho Is in com com- mand Off orr San Can Francisco An now commanding com corn manding entire fleet fl pt Nothing like a alife alife alite life lite on the ocean wave e for a a. man with witha r a CL good digestion n 1 |