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Show Wit and ead humor by Mos? FF Famous <\ ~~ = ha > - ~, = Artists for Young and Copyright, The Pe OH PEEWEE e DEAR ,HOWARSE crane \ fs : nee pee Whole f NLL GET) YALL RIGHT. WATER - Family by . Copyright. ; ee | FELLOW. 7 1Tou 7G10 POLICCE ARRIVAL IS 1 SMALL SALLE FPEFORT Cie tee ANNOUMED ELLOV FORSRLIRTING. SIR ( HEADQUARTERS NOISELESS THE SMOKELE ) ) UFWITH SE GUN | aero © UNHAND THAT. LADY, --_! { POWDER. NOW FOR ; = eae : ae GEI ACROSS? os EN arr "a10 ees (JUST I OLD ON = l TO ME. Pewee 1998 12C8, by American-Journal Examiner. Pat 7 pe -~j DD TOU \ An 7 Examiner. . Officer ; SAX CHAR, YOYOUU AI? Oy"YT WANTWANT TGIT oAY NOGNGYOUNG CHAP TG | OY may = RUNOVER? HGULDNT COME LOUT- WITHOUT YOUR | pe Ae Bo NURSE ; Se *GEE PUP) :fieke \ Old American-Journal S Diary. ‘ 4 NES ; ee m® a 4 FOUND ON/- MARS WONDER IF >) THEY HAVEA "XL SUOCHEARIET (2 IV : THERE. <A = AJLED | 1 ‘ : f | ‘ . : yr \ | ot \ Se > Sf an fd oe Be s a Z }/ sick. x \ Megs wore WSN like oo Ws = must # to go y THE JOB OF FIGHTING FIRE he itl ; 3 WHEN YOU GO on k Copyright, 1908, by American-Journal-Examiner. = (DON'T You GET YOUR CLOTHES ALL CHOKE THRO ALL THAT a before FOR ONCE THE c MUSSED SMOKE! WHEN THE ROTTEN / > "Steen long, with hard an HOSE-PIPES 2 BUST ? x HOSE re 0, 3 ( THE / BUSTED RIGHT anything way one All. of pster Manguet, rear admirals great life the Governor. : feeling crowd torent on Another sick Ust. This everyone there are at Sandy cept says are and the surgeon is pills and pepsin, See dent wants Ban- oes now ae Two) is aj since home the felt better Arrived fast half breakfast in {in an and my and hour went engaged later. into action dinner in the evening too. No casualties on our Ten more® breakfasts a from Oklabraska. Val paraiso is today. with Licked side. and the a Only that,|ka. the ing ten Inhabl- eae Xo. Invitations rmured, "Thank goodness, we dont have to fac¢ banquets here.' He's game, bul his digestion has all gone to pieces. break- Defeated officers one from OXInbraska, gone se Passed life. Rio ships Point. Everyfive pounds tenants have been sent to the local hos- | tants a in force to see pital and won't be able to sail with us. |ticed scores waving dinner A sailor's life is the life for me. Neverjat us. Marine = officer =i of Presi- our arrival. Mail steamer seventy-three officers whose tor| had giv out. Tw yale estion Feady ready : lIist out why all ex- Okla- sick to comniand More dinners at Sandy badj|one hospitable. Gained fina sight the the completely doctors ep fleet. in Half on went a they're dinners Point. officers s rather dull, al- else no braska's Eight more breakfasts, ten luncheons anc ( 8. ) and fifteen dinners Three of our leu- AT TIME! a5 Never admiral. Spain, the sea- all, or becoming intPort-of crew at pounds during our stay here Straits of Magellan though evening. Several a ? OF M KT SHOULD THINK THAT YOU WouLD to and me digestion It's lunckeon In officers ----- t for I was the only officer from the Oklabecome | >raska at the dinner last night. Gained today Hope bother about Ateived | Gus the that. quet h of Doesn't troubled Pp ayase EVER TIRE Oklabraska | Many O the Francisco. admiral some day and have a lot like| Bob Evens. he « ba DONT YOU FELLOWS on San Cy more] banquets. Our captain badly damaged but sustains himself with pepsin tablets and keeps fighting. Jt three officers left on Oklabras- Lima finished the others. Most of other ships in the same state. Gainweight fast. Certainly a great life, - this. ; , Arrive San Francisco tomorrow. one other officer on duty in wHole He is senior to me, so he Only fleet is in com- Captain surrendered, Has gone home | Mend. j by mail steamer. Several of the senior officers groggy. Expected to see a gond Off San Francisco. deal of Rio, but it seems that we can't | manding entire fleet. see anything but tables. It certainly is|life on the ocean wave fine to be a sallor. a g00d digestion. } An now comNothing like a for a man witb : 5 i b g SD. When Women Get Their Rights By T. E. POWERS Woe JOHN OLIVER SCROC . TRE ni) f | » Ryu Convrieht. ae ( WHAT LOVELY 1908, (ECE A 7| HAME ue | by aie Se ae d Lie Amerlenn-Journal-Fxaminer. Bebe HAIR? 1 & TIMES FoR, 4M, JAMES SW!NNERTON. by 1908, e "Bay! vane SS DOT TREE DOLLARS American-Examiner - ‘my DEAR. BOY IM BUSTED! '}/D, --- Seas | LENT YOU VLINCE2 Ma Wanted To Go To Grand Opera, and They Went. / {1 WILL OK Dear Boy, I'm Busted By Essay ‘ RUT HAVENT You ACAN DIDATE WITH BLUE EYES AND DARK ~~ My 2 YOU MAKE ME TRED! BY WILLIAM F. KIR j r Last nite we was in the Grand Opry me & Pa & Ma. Pa wanted stay hoam, & I wanted to go out & slice down hill & Ma wanted to go to the Grand Opry so we went to the Grand Opry VOTING BOOTH pre YoTe FOR MY AHD ILL MAKE QH! MAN! YOTING BooTH = | FoR GOT To HUSBAND) Your, ( 50 ) a fine Grounds grand stand for. the &» The only nise thing I saw there was a lady named Mary Garden, she wa vary pritiy & ing sum nise songs, also I saw Mister Hammerstein, ie was the only other good thing I iv It was a vary funny play & I dident see jest what the story ment Th was a man with slim legs & he was a rood singer & sang songs to a other mans wife, the cther man dident like this vary well beekaus he was quite a good singer himself & thought he cud do all the singing for the fambly So he stabbed the man with the thin legs & made a vary good stab, too Pa was kind of restless & dident like the show at all, he kept wiggling in his seet & mude lots of. ree-marks about the folks wich was singing A man caim out with a long wite whiskers on his chin Look at John Brush, said Pa No jt. isent, Ma. sed Then jt must be Ollie Beard, Pa sed, k at the score card & see, | Wud Be Still if Thay Wud, Sed Pa. How do you like it, Bobbie, sed Pa, isent it grand to see all them grate singers on the stage? Do be still, sed Ma. I wud. be still if they wud, sed Pa Why do you ask me to be still wen thay are all the time singing Also, sed Pa, thare is Mister Caruso setting over thare in that box. I suppoas wen he looks at them singers, Pa ed, he is living over in his mind the glories of his Centerel Park days, this is a grate theeter, sed Pa, it wud maik bet she can't do anything with it after oO she Toll LafBay, 7 SHE DIDNT HAVE THAT COAT BEFORE SHE SOLD HER YoTE FoR AHEW HAT EAR - a a Pa, th ae - th Hiss) ) : i ; : pe A : ; 3 ~~ \ ~ ~ i, J . 2 <a 2a, but T bu cant lite ee re l. this iis musick: d doap ich wich DEAR YOURR' "COLONEL COULD You OBUGE ME BOY. 1 TOLD | WAS BusTeD! WiFf DATI2 WASHIN' +40 YO' OWE ME FO 2° with t is the Luv they are singing now, I cant understand a word, if was Latin, sed Pa, or Norwegian, | mite git the office, he sed. it is now, the only thing I can understand. is that the man with the slim legs is getting too gay & will be up aggenst the reel thing in the next act, he 1s-a pritty good singer, sed Pa, but it taiksa moar to than to the of Head song the a good things explane U// . d A & honor. for a a) iT! You "MY DEAR BOY-ERLADY. iM BuSTED ' 3 he p cums hoam & finds a wer n House frend drying his wifes hair I can see 4 a sh now, sed F ly: @ in | was lady must She white Ma sed hush, Hush, sed | dying, reely she & | js reely dying 1, she i any | she-sir wont « | |j No, Ma 1o ih him . vie vie ' Ha, | stilled In -Deth. eo Voice Jer Cum | sum. heip will that | Pa, ha per! 4 Re Gi im a ma P cae BTA af z a ~) EY _ -F aN Sw ENCOUNTER. A FAMOUS to die a wile quite the lady It. took viswas Edward King Not long ago felt she died & her husband but at last near the scence of house iting a country & corner the in sat He bad.» pritty battles. | historic Cromwell's of disturb|ene not us Let hard vary cried himself, . he by~ day one out Strolling him leeve us let t Pa. sed greef. his E. ee SORT cee mat sory ee his alone with alone him ‘ say. . a shoeing expt rom fece have a & go somewhare we wile N ee oem . - ut a hear "T did the King, recognizing potman, Bill, the with round Your Majesty had didn t know of it.'-Argonaut _- : ----9-@ HALF . A ; aa LOAF. ; 4 So we went to : the resterant & Pa goodae fellow," His Majesty. nialilmind, ol hm lat Se ., de : said here was a bigMe s¢ battle be must -It Ww Dates | my Sen "T unde rstand t |ly, sum Ma & ice-cream sum: me bought Professor Well here about somewhere ghieken & hisself sum things in a glass | fought Record blacksmith, | hungry.-Yale the stammered ;}-er-" eyeballs. Svich he called v o 4 "My e ' was singing about, used to sing Toll Toll the Bells & them All the Day, for Dark Eyed fing Little Nell of Narraganset song, rate wasa that Nevver shall I go to the Opry you aggen, aed Ma, never aggen in room is no thare "that atrange i soul of the man I always tried to = | Ve a c f > 4 =2 2 - = Ss it is washed lt reminds me of my deer old mother, sed Pa, way back in Winnipeg She used to wash her hair & let it. hang out of the window & she cud sing too, betters than this lady, she cud sing A SCHNIT Polo In one (1) of the acts a lady was up in the window of a house letting down her hair, it was blond halr & vary long sweethart was standing under the window I suppoas she has been washing her hair & he is drying it for her, Pa sed. It is grate hair, Pa sed I YOTE II! WELL. | SHOOK ALL RIGHT! * very 3 |