Show a Not a Cigarette Smoker A good old gentleman who was strongly opposed to tobacco smoking and alcoholic liquor drinking met a sl 1 lady friend In a street car recently i and their conversation was as follows 1 Have you any children madam Yes air a son Ah Indeed Does he smoke YI 1 No sir ho has never so much as touched a cigarette So much tho better madam tho s 1 use of tobacco Is n poisonous habit J Does ho frequent tho clubs a Ho has never put his foot In one j Allow mo to congratulate you Does i ho como home lato t Never He goon to bed directly after dinner A model young man madama 1 model young man How old Is 1101 Two months 1 Tho good old gentleman bade the lady good morning and left the cap without a smile 1 |