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Show Did It Ever Occur to You "That we wonder if there are any strikes in Canon Doyle's spirit world? That if the new woman goes to the Senate she may fuss up some of the old women already there,? That some peoples word is not their bond? 1 That with two strikes on him it's up to Uncle Sam to make a hit? . y that the News printer is waiting wait-ing for your job work? Give him your order for that printing job today. ;' . .. That marriage is a game in which two people can win if they both play fair? . That good health is better than rouge to put the finishing touches on a girl's cheeks? That few advocates of bii-th control need it?, . That sometimes optinism gets a black eye, but it knows that near by there is a piece of beef steak big enough to bleach it? That after the reign of passion pas-sion is over it is no more than reasonable to expect that common com-mon sense should get a chance? That our government has often been called to face a crisis, but it is impossible to turn its back completely ? 4 That the women political worker's politics will be mostly prejudice? That when you need a good "square" call at Jim's Place on Main street ? That about the time a man thinks he understands the way a tariff works somebody explains ex-plains it works the other way ? That if Congress would only talk in its sleep and work while awake the country would respond re-spond to the changed program ? j That the air mail service has now completed its second year's wprk with a record of 49,000,000 letters carried 1,750,000 miles, wjthout a single fatal accident? -truly a marvelous record. 1 That Theo. Marx still manufactures manu-factures the "Alberta" cigar Binghams best? ; That the merchant, the coal dealer and all who helped you out of the panic last fall are stil en-tited en-tited to your consideration ? ' That when winter comes we will have to buy coal like we do candy now? , That the modern bathing suit has no place for any igerms ? That you should read our new Serial? It will be full of interest to people in a mining community. ' . That when you want your painting done leave your order for Johnson at the Bingham Mercantile Companies office? That there is one good thing about idleness, it shows how desirable de-sirable employment is? That Mary Pickford said, "American people take their work too seriously." , That Prohibitin 1 Off icer Schweitzer Sch-weitzer is making the Sit Lake people sit up? |