Show The ThC 1 he Diary or of a Duke r r 11 II ill v ZONES rOxE Hard lard up for n x ready mone money Grocer en called lied this morning nn and sue uC-J In forcing his way In n. n Said family was 18 8 Told hint him no tinder onder If Jt he Ji fed th them on lil his hI oivi 11 twit q nip Turi lr mp old hl Y I cI l like kC Couldn't get rt him pal 11 c so o slipped t don n r n t nd took 1 r j ur na b Cr sirs ci 1 f cr myself Vou pOOl scene In a n pl play N New Nw w r landlord a 1 ver very vulgar person on Said lId ho wanted security Told him I Ilind had lind lon long ago for forgotten there was a such sucha h hn n a thing that I wasn't wasn even secure in ini i 5 my mv last apartments He sniffed at this his and I 1 told him not to 0 let it got get out to the tho beastly newspapers but that 1 I was ivas f going to J marry an gut American girl ir I Tailor Tl met t mo me on street Said lie he ha had 1 been waiting outside door for I my 01 woven seven j. I nn l that ho he t Minas r hc 1 n p I dd him tIll Ills pr r r Jf l- l Nrc nI 1 6 a Cc r t d tto to Interact t mt- mt me and antl rn- rn Him further that I haul palo pale Him t two to o pounds on un account In 10 1 Impudent fellow wouldn't BO JO ny a away awny 50 so soI I I J Jumped Into a n cab and drove around aronne the tho hint blo k for or three hours hourI when the savage ag tradesman fell exhausted nr and I 1 Iwas I was as able ahle to get back to m my rooms As I expected d. landlord tipped off ocr the j Ina papers Perr t that tl 11 I was wa gning to marry marl man an American girl sir and the reporters were around In flocks borrowed ten shillings shillings shil shil- lings from ono one of or them and anti when ivhon he heRl Rl asked me which heiress It was I picked out th the one that's said to have the th greatest rt quantity of ot tho those American dollars dollars dashed dashed Idiotic coin n a dollar lollar by b- bythe bytho tho the way Wh why CAnt CAn't tho the dashed chumps use UIe pounds shillings t and pence I won won- der r. r laru p rall r. r J 1 got th 8 III iN i. i 1 1 J u t t i 11 11 if I IJ J i e r t Vt t p 1 vi viII II 11 lift e but mt T suppose Ito he her fm family ils 1111 will lie be a reil that lint I 1 e ev von Jn know kno tho the name 1 nm and I can enn certainly obtain u u. lot of oC credit on the tho strength oC of It Il Tradesmen all soliciting m my patronage now Tailor very or anxious I to l keep my 1 name on ht his hooks books Fancy he ho will be bo Url tired of oC keeping keep keep- in Ins ing It U before he gets through i i Most extraordinary young YO man forced hIs s WO way Into my presence this morning I You the time Dook Book of oC Doodlebug h he fisl asked etl Pr Pray Y who arc you ou 1 I asked l. l he ho snapped mean I announcing engaged to my sister Thought 1 I would tell him It was a no blooming lark ark but he lie didn't look as aK If tr JJ lie he had nn any sense sonso of or humor whatever So few feu- Americana Americans have Told raId him It was waR a mistake on tho part oC or those thORO dashed ln beastly reporters lie Ito Instated Insisted I L t out n a n. n statement for Co nl the he papers l. l q Cpm Z Very el In l tr o cleaned out ont my place to today today to- to day of ot Oil All I 1 find lind got Kot from flom them on strength th oC of first announcement ment Must Mast get set over to America marl n and marry ono one of or orthe the tho American gI girls ls although I detest their wa ways Have pl placed advertisement In Morning Post rost FINANCIAL l. ASSISTANCE DUKi IN I almost perfect pr repair requires financial assistants assistance to visit America I returned with 25 per cent interest day after attN wedding |