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Rayons should be pressed witii a warm, but not hot iron. A hot iron will melt some synthetic ma- Mi I ill ii j Mother Freddy gave a great deal of attention to that paper of yours. Dad Yes; and from ihe way he covered the pages with soil I fully expect something good to grow out of it. WANTS $D ffas it hidden?" He paused for dramatic effect, and during the pause the prisoner To make lace look new, squeez in hot, soapy water, then in cold water, and then in milk to stiffen it. Press on the wrong side with a fairly hot iron. i WHO KNEW MAN THE EHI FREE PRESS. LEIII, ITAH terials. Don't treat your 6tockings care-- i lessly. Put them on carefully, and be sure that feet and leg seams are straight. The slightest twist will alter the position of reinforced splicings, and wrinkles alwayi run into holes. ARITHMETIC Horseradish Sauce Thij condiment gives the tang to hot roast ls beef. Mix together two of grated horseradish, one tablespoonful of brown sugar, a good pinch of salt, a teaspoon ful of made mustard and two tablespoonfuls of vinegar. Lastly, of cream, or add a quarter-pin- t the yolk of an egg and a little milk. tables-spoonfu- "I can smell that ham and Mood I.-.'- every little thing? Fiist she makes a big Brown thing street." mm.? Does your wife call you Jones down for "Do you think it will annoy people?" "Yes, it will make 'em envious." J ! MORE AND MORE out of it. e Associated J So BE VEZ. fOlOslA LAVE C7 WOMlM The NeaH BE FUNlKiy no IS HAUNTEC, FAITH A DO f I J( THIS OPINION! HAP WEZ-.i- i ";:;coldf result Irom acid condition of the body : . . they prescribe various alkalies" cerpt from medical journal. The ALKALINE FACTOR in 1, LUDERJ MENTHOL COUGH "The next man I marry will have to have money." "He certainly will. If he is going to try to provide you will all the tjjings you have asked me to get." "Indeed!" said his wife. "And, you say to him?" 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Women AMD HE NUTHIN True to Life think you can make a good portrait of my wife?" "My friend, I can make it so lifelike that you'll jump every time you see it."Stray Stories Magazine. I BUILD Cotlrell. I SAb v& "Do you I HEIPJ light. I urn "That old bird has been making eyes for years." VNU Scrvia. Newipapari. EMINENT DOCTORS WROTE ifJ CJHOSTS", MOW, promptly. I'LL SAY I DONft NOT AFTER THE ) THAT WAV WEZ. TX?MY PUT TH' NAYBuORMOOOf No Need for Hurry For years he had been terribly henpecked. One morning at breakfast he said to his wife: "My dear, I had a queer drean. last night. I thought I saw another man running of with you." A Dishes that have contained sugar or greasy articles should bt soaked In hot water before washing. It Makes a Difference Teacher sought to impress upon Ler class the principle of "turn the other cheek." Then she asked a test question: "I'm supposing, Tommy," she said, "that a boy hit you. What are you going to do?" Tommy didn't hesitate. 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Miss Bliss You're too late, Tom Br'ght made me promise to go through life's air with him. stmos-lilirre.Y- down THE? HAVE avi-atin- S BG6S FPUiT Bill cwd Mn be so u;i, ...:u "end Helen ages. Owen-W- ell, sne was fizine. didn't know Pathfinder MagI - Out of Whack! Grocer You mustn't buy any eat from the butcher across the road. dear. mnlfe-W- hy not? He's quite a good tJS' Magazine. Delay Explained . 7ur t0'Tee, sir." said the wait- , kiicu irom hniim America. that's whnro vnnVn hnrn!" . yaWTied tho Air- ,c. Ctinc "Ad, Osborne PLEASE NEXT COUNTER, nn PEACES VJHA THE MAXSER ? CAKi'f TAUX , Voa RlSNT? GNE me: THAT . UT Agent The last four men 1 insured dropped dead within two months. Prospect I'd better lay off the insurance game with you. 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