Show 1000 1000 a Week Comedian at the American Today Today Today To To- day in in Ellis Parker Butlers Butler's Famous Pigs Is Pigs t. t 1 f y r rIt r It z ft 4 A k l rK w l 1 4 1 lE 4 a t Ct L' L 4 N Nj j r a Z M BUNNY Some Somo unknown facts about this great groat comedian J I I John Bunny admitted rec recently nU Well that's all true about my face being ben be- be ing n my fortune Not that I am particularly laxly arly vain of my face however cf it brings me mo some ome 1000 a week re regular and enough h more moro from royalties loyalties outside outside outside out out- side the pictures to buy buy- bu gasoline for the car and a a. few other little thing like that II It It is insured for OOOO 3 against accidents Sonic Some friend of mino mine might throw vitriol t at me to be funny you know or throw me out of his bile jilo into a gravel heap Really though I I am ant only getting back tho the monc money I put into nto it in tho the pas past l. l Think of a all the pounds o of bee beefsteak steak and butter it took to o make a face as bi big as mine night flight here let lct me mo remind you OU to think of all nil the he labor ab r it cost my mr wife It was her apple pi pies s that started me mime on the roal road to o 1000 a week HIS lUS WIFE NOT FLORA FINCH My My wife is the best cook cooks in tho the pro fc sion She Sho was an actress before she married me and too took up her pio pie makin making career She is not Flora Fora Finch either as some mi mischievous press preEns agents have circulated about Twenty five years yeat we have been married How does that strike all an you people who think all actors actors ac ac- tors and actresses spend all tb their ir timo time i off tho the sta stage in in the divorce court That Thatis I II I is one one of the many mistaken ideas peo peo- p people o. o plo pIc have havo about actors The great majority ma ma- of ot us are arc just as decent order orderly people o as the general run of parsons or storekeepers but we have havo to suffer e for forthe forthe forthe the sins of the few that get et lively and end up in the tho divorce courts They never now about the couples that live livo happi happily over ever afterward GIVES ADVICE TO YOUNG COUPLES Well my wife and I are arc one of the happy crafter c couples Want to know how no ye did lid it When we wc got ot married marrie we had 1 jO and a lot of common com corn cornmon mon sense My wife too took the time 1 iO an and most of ot tho the common sense Gonse We agreed t that h t my job was to earn the money and anu hers was vass to spend it She gave s. up I tho the stage for good and aud I stuck to it to earn the th n in living flying for both of us Every cry week I handed over o m my pay envelope and she ho hc handed ov over r the apple appo pie pic pIC Its It's tho the on only W way to do do it boys Los and girls We Wo aro are perfectly happy The Tho only shadow on my life is tho the one 1 I see soo of elf when 1 1 stand in the bright sun hun Mv My v only worry worris is JU my fear of getting too fat int I r wc weigh Neigh h 1245 Ii pounds so I hay have o a to live Jive very simply never ca eating ting sweets sweet or starch or ta tak tatt- tatting taking in ing anything wit with h alcohol in it I ha have hae e enot not tasted meat for six months except chic chicken cn and squab Cheer up though h I have lost twenty pounds by dieting I since sinco February when I weighed 6 poun pounds s so I guess your our Uncle Bunny j jwill will be able to waddle around for a I little while lOD longer cr j 1 There Thero is surely every overy indication that he will be in his work in Pigs Pigs Is I Pigs Phe the tho adapted from Butlers Butler's of Ellis Parker Iambus famous yarn arn tho the samo santo name which plays for the time last time timo at the American theatre toila today Also on the bill is Francis X Bushman in His Stolen Fortune a comedy dram dram in in two acts |