I ON TELEVISION By DAVID BlANCUlil, NY Daily News PirMTWiiniiiiriiRiiiffTiiCTTOiiti Am will be 'Dancing5 D-list- ers Big Brother: KCC) roster for the third of ABCs With the Stars" came out Monday, and the obvious reaction is: "Wow." In two words, it's a "train wreck." Or, try adding a question mark and reacting this way: "Jerry Springer?" "Mario Lopez?" "Tucker Carlson?" Which brings me back to guest evicted. Tape) (s) (CC) (CC) Ho iicof. Tha NvwiHow 411 (S) H It) H cc) E (cc)fS The American Rmnltt(Pan 6 ol 6) (CC) Natural Heroes IDMcaiNv B The Toldtok pride struggles tor survival in Tanzania's Ngorongoro Crater. kature: a- An Ice Cream Show US a (CCIf "Wow." Viewers tuning in this sea- - , son may be more drawn to the s bad dancing and the than to the actual idea cf watching stars dance well. Of all the reality shows that have caught the imagination since "Sur'ivor" slid down the water slide six summers ago, "Dancing With the Stars" is the one hit that came as a surprise. Despite the format's popularity in other countries, I just didn't see anyone getting all excited about ballroom dancing, a form of entertainment that's languished on public television since about 10 B.C. (that's Before Cable). Yet "Dancing With the Stars" not only caught on. Then came season two, which had WWE wrestler Stacy Keibler competing to the end with ultimate victor Drew Lachey, brother of Jessica SnandOty Wheel of (Co E (s) Green Acne Grace 9 The (IMS) ISeiend-Clt- Dr. B (CC) 'Shriek tf You Know What I.Did Last Friday Turning Point Yw Calvary 31 Lite Health the 13th' g Today Murder Haas' (R) fleetly Tofts Fhre-- f Eertwfil Making of a (102) Gktt (11:16) The AndyQrlffWi Shew (CC) Dear Head-shot. (CC) UK. s) (12:05) The Berne Mac Deer(s)(CC) gsgj iStow(CO Factor Twins. (11:05) Fear Ulti mmate (11:35) Yea. (11:05) Yea. H (1035) Le and Nova: (s)(CC) AneM B sN(12: ::05)Frasiei (CC)E (s) (CO Time Flies, (s) (CC) Doc: (1HetyWlw (35) Horn: The Case of Fiery Fingers. (CC) (10J5) The Raincoats g" (s) Slmpeone Phi: A man reunites with his mother, (s) (CC) - (CC)B tone 3 gFusyFeud For- VWi Conan LastFlkjM(s)(COfg rry Mason: (CC) (cog WW i(s)(CC)Q Death in the War Zone E The Finel BSC Wortt xcc) tumnwIlM a (co Playing With Fire ffl Ef Heartbeat World Shew Canopywortd. (CC) Jungle: Praaasion FoosmM: Kansas City Chiefs at New York Grams. From Giants Stadium East Rutherford. N.J. (S Live) (CC) (s) B ScutyThe B Q g (s) Dream of a college education, (s) College Track: (1M)S) JwewtT r(N)(a) Q CtvnotoWn The Sony): Tim's motivations and rvstones ol moffier nods the people who left Cheia his money. Seaak-- I Thekv 1(11:36) Edc MCC) (1t35) Ike Toreav Skoa Wea jeyj (1 si) Lalt WoM O'Brien (s) (CC) Lena: Kate Hudson: Kevei Smefi, Soul Asylum Q China (11)k OeMTrefcMr - NFL im (10JSNJghl-(CC) e(CC) B Uberty! Don (s) StweCrak) rorgnenn Whoopi Goldberg: (N) (s) (CC) Qkahts Fancy Sam. Truth Be Totd. GetTaaat The revealed. (Season! Cameron and Neia are in a rang act car accident. (N) (s) (CC) Q S3 Finale) (Same-daTape) J Thi NfwsHour With (N) (CC) Pi Ml Is: the The Inheritance. Utile Houm on Anatomy: Know (CC0 (si (As We (s) (Pan 2 of 2) Gray (s) (CC) .Mot Ethical k Wortjpta-SW- (103S) Late Show WMi Devkt (CO IS Viewers' Once, (s) gulled pletely TV sTraoK AwhitegHl Cram Scent kiveetigalioa: IGumdrope. (a) (CC) (OVS) and a Mack boy disappear on the same night, (a) (CC) CSt: Jin Lttm TreTratOHHouairkar Proaactl house must be aknoet com WWi (CC) (N) I y TWOS iMyNaaale lEarl (s) (CC) The (Same-da- urey's Aneejwi, A icase threatens tat kvee ol everyone n the OR. (CC) (N) in the dark House-- (co gj (si (s)(CC)t3j Ctiieaiii (CC) CBN News Paid Program gSctwsen is! (s) Be WkmngWaHr Knife CottecL HMbMHew pseudo-celebritie- Nick. Simpson's . With the performance of the show in the Nielsen department, producers should have been able to pluck contestants from much higher on the celebrity tree for season three. Instead, the lineup is such a t collection ABC should cut a deal with VH1, make the dancers move in together and film the next edition of "The Surreal Life." But where, among the eight bottor-i-of-- el other celebrity dancers, are the big stars? Of the 11 "Stars" this time, Springer's celebrity shines the most brightly. Be afraid. Be very afraid. Vivica A. Fox is the contestant with the most class, and y the synergy results in one smart piece of casting: Monique Coleman, who played Taylor in "High School Musical." She ought to mop the floor with Tucker Carlson. Just as long as someone ABC-Disne- does. mm Even Stevens BC (6:15) 'Weird Science' m 1J75) 'Phenomenon' (PG. 96) m Smell Time I Lime Zacka Cody jfcis) MU FIB (s) 'Tlw SlaMeMh It Lipetlckt HoW Rwanda MaVF jilt) raK (5:20) Man of att (R. lhartouie'. mm. The Moat am Spring, I Caan 'A Time 'OS Aaron '04) Scott QeHM3rfl'(R) Last Samurai' KW' (H, Fee, Winte- r- end tl Couoarwch I (s) (CC) Advent Gn HomeVWaoa HaaeWdaoa HomeVldeoe CaK PWC 01 PeuZahnrk)w(CC) CM Devon Sawa. Comedy (R, 02) stona sonaSteriea Stories t$MM Comicvwe Frandaco FaWi Hndmg xaaown Show. Marmogg HomeYloaoe Croee Country Anderaon (CC) My Journey Cougenech (a) (CC) feaaaa(s)g! Famaa(s) Paidecli Cooper 360 On ! Fua Houer B The True HorsMde lk)ooa HoreMde (s) (CC) Slory heno1nffl 5)MUDnibil Te wreMBeeaatbal TeBe Announced Ojiaaie0ui(s)(CC)BJ AnefawAWatelallCClB 7ti Ernerk Lhw: eon WW mm MB hFflcua F Merrled.- Rangers Heaven 41 Hount CMC gj (a) (CC) laakaTraWeg: Sausage CC) ffi Sohooktd Voaaybel g ArUe Chef Wng of W B Oteeptta) mu Water, Tease Ranearffl ajyewiy aaTf Dewgn3g OMneOealgn IM Freeh 70e Show Cuetaduii Oaaaaaaaa SptflsaBot) mm I rnmrn m HUE C im KB! laaeai B (a) t Order (CC) Acraea te TeaW oioef (PO-1- Sacred Paraguay RndkigFelBi jjoamey Pee wsa Play, tnuyoahegj FulAJcheimel Th OoedEals EdWon fl arA1 Dwatieli1 Fiaaa(s)gj Ceeear 3 Few (CC) Mende Menda ?m PI Hot Totem! Taakerteae fcxaerFree(e) Ffaah frhca Wodrenee The Ren CMrk (NR. '35) Fnah Praioa Were torn Hot ThtPraalS SporteCentar (Live) (CC) fjoeedty Voieybae keaawTreewig: Chat America Recuse Raw Sparla - teaeaaaaeal. 3 Can't Baaee CantBwiaa Araai (CC) aleNaa'j Amotee OeckeoneeB WadWeadeiga Story' (TW) Matthew Perry (CC) (CC) Tmaerea Nedcmre (N)(CC)B wmhaDreeelng' (NR. D4) www lOroat Aeweluwi Lake Wad WiddUga (CC) The Ron Clark 1W. end Mrs. fl Smy (06) Seam' (NR. '41 Joey Fatona. (e) (CCjwoai (a) Nawe TaeOnaitea el llrw (e) (CC) Scete BaavBaarei akaJcawTO VlymweMMedMnoche WdaTV MASH Wator, Teeae TeaaaRangar gj Sunny Fraafc (a) B CaaHdun Otienaerm FreaMr B (a) gj ATLA Sunny AWmye ffi Renger BvkwDeelan Skin. (CC) FiaahPtiaBa jffoah Prtiioa edaa Bcatn " (11:10) Laura Three B HJnge uniaiuain Prime Meee (a) rJeeawOJrta Heuee (CC) SeeeneOty The Wvkeae (CC) MSNBCkvrlliKlliiliai Ftaah Waoa IPeiweM jyo CtaWaawy WeetteaaetuaarhwaT UHHehaw Artwa (N) (CO g Qeorge CHoney. War: (PA) (CC) propame Peeedc AIRo,aVliuMaMCleee afJWieelna (CC)B 'fioIDDoor' (02) T (tai) Tela or Not to Be' (NR) OteM AmeHoan Moak(CC)B o4)BTIDne)Teaf2 Beckar (e) ace eeeay gj Fwsaat Hrmw Vteeoa g Taalok)Were Fwah Wwoa (CC) t)HA Karate (R, 99) wadWidalnaeB Matthew PonyjcC) (CC) AhawaStaaw AJweye tMraarown awaonDoawYachai(CC)g Heawe Faiat Pea) Program Oeadtala Premiere. wie'eOBraartHeaeegjwtei'BnMBpi aayuiM flCheaa teeie (CQg AceefCaaai Beat Oaswt SpuiM Show Qamee The7gQOu Savate Arte: BctwFaw DeakaiSMtg (a) (CC) SportaCeiaer Oemat From Ceraon. Com GaMaa(a)(CC)gJ Tkey Am Amemj JC (NR, T) Akeon Eastwood. UHeiali nelaw (N) (e) ntlaACT(N)(s)((X)rtuFtrrlraa(e) Patnck Swayzo, Dam MrxrrwFanaay. Lance Baae. MeetEvHB Jm Caviezel. Adventure. (CC) ten SeealSpeoe Wpjo Pm Dr.WtlOffj of Darts (N) Meay (CC) 30 Pet) Show . WiilheW Scare Teoace (N) Doaar Yarite (CC) Series '02) (PG-1- eaja(aajwiBOniaTE aMMBCmriaiilliieMae Program Cooper patit Payctvjotldasni.f; WadOrfJ Saie'aHouaa rA'THgJ Void, Spring' Educeeon BkjOgJ (CC) Pnmmn. pLawtOreerCimeW alw Law (PP. 01) ffl South Park Shawn Wayana.fjotnedy Vt) (PO-1- and BtTUeegi Big Idea wTwDciaectt Andereon 8aartayWghlLre(CC)a Bincal hRUq Wurld DeMeriRaaai Tiacheanrjerg. Fnah Mnoa 3 LawlOreerftaakaaaem '90) r- 3 : Mng'uva lleaaeawJaaaMBljeei- Reymofw Maakasaa Maaow LewlCTdarSVU Chlcka' iHouee OH WfM Iww (DVS)B EwopeBmi (CC) AIMwakaj. (CC) (Live) gjl'ueeaTeaas' (R, at)) www Robert DeWro. Ray Liotta. B .fl TheDay1 gj AnoftM Aete(e)(CC)f3 Cakes Kale Martin. (CC) My Oam (W) (aTlermdePeeloneeB Mndc Ace of Ma The Frtande We7wee1ngs (CC) (YJS) FapeaaJ (a) 20a4WoralaadeeafPker Baam iFriaaaa (a) Law Savate. (CC) f w WaiMnojton The Count el Mens Male' Adate Frtande UFCRghllght(SLiva) BoPw SpartaCeraar LeaNoaaeapor Haaee WamteBeeSiawilwrnT wewteleeSuperharoT (Live) www LmiMiasiri hwraeroughCewery ast(N)(s)gj ehaW (a) aaafeHaaatgj BheweB 70s Show The One ream Oenaea'e Plaf aC BET ARar Dark Martin Lawrance. AHaundng: Hen House a.lea (N) (CC) DaawyArta: wyjetenMeeMurdar1 e wy WaVKIde IK H Fat, WWa- aiCoar iWMthtr Ewitng JStoon StortM Was Frnancial Group Wasters aebyFaw BoeeeenEenEeouwe Pnnce 9tottw The Fket 45 (R, '85) FienttecolMoettjrtreaw In Color Ctwppeae'e Boyi' (R, '95) BaMOamnSpoftsShow lungolHM laU am Tonight ATPTewea: flj g Hard Evidence Star UndwtheUghte - Cofcert Vengeence' ffl rxidy Spring, Summer, Mad Money DeayShow Storm Cap (CC) H$Cap at Detroit Tigers. (Live) Beaebel BMw Bfaa? Hal the Money Sen Ananei Cope (CC) '05) With (11:45) Target1 Tr30Cowdown Cowboy Songe Tom Berenger. Oe Herd 05) (R) Gyltonhaal. (s) (CC) CapMol Nmm Today CaohCaj3 CaihCabg p Quy Damn. Alley OnemeAWgj Larry Tonight Front WotMnolon B B gj Femay (CC) CC) fm fvmmic jjaaaiFen (s) (CC) Trrhnolyie TlwFWal: Charred B (CC) '64) Siega' Hrver King' (R. Rictiard Gere, Ling Bai. Suspense. The top 20 animals (R. Cop' (R, 86) The (PG-1- TheRret4(CC)B Lovely JemaiFoai EckhanT(11-15- State of the Union' KOI: Reporter (CC) The Moat Eitremo: Orealeel Real Comedy (CC) ffi Aaron (R, '04) (:15) 'Red Comer1 (R. '97) (CC) ffi Fareguay weaaEvafaVigeolllon fatwtt Htti Hd Zero' The (R. '01) ww Pletoon' (s) (CC) (iTV) (s) (CC) (11:45) 3Jake Tertmotyie 'Oonnle Darko' BTOQWrriood "Beverly Hlea ' xXXtm Credrl aeae '97) (PG-1- Patricia Arquette ttmeneion' (s) (CC) '02) (R. juepecl Cold Caae Fkee News The Big Idea WW Lany Wng Lhw MB Wl g ffi Torched, Freaewwi TVK W) Mad Money Survival Oukei SMckere' g Lado Camp OaTt aalsW Sacred fjj Ed,Edd HerlaBeker' 'Titanic' (CO '92) (R, Vlnny1 Brad Prtt (s) (CC) '05) (PG-1- ZackeCody Dragon. Cousin (11:15) My (CC) Uti New Emperor Lover1 (R) t Benzol Acroee Buckcroo DonCheadle. Adventure. (CC) Ananal Cope San (CC)H TrwPartewTlw haters gj awHende Eg (atWande UMI E TheFlratee: Smkh' (PG. 05) '0oodbye Edward Bums (CC) (R. 05) 04) (PG-1- Cruise. Ken Watajwbe, Sprtng' (R. Rtvw King' 'Mr.lMrs. Factory1 (CC) Sandra Bullock. Premiere, (s) (CC) ) TheFkatef: Charred body. Eitreme: The top 20 animals. Marc Singer. (CC) HMkaiesr w 92) (R. Eckhart (l:15) The (7:25) HoW Bwende' to 03Tom (R. Sannwr, Juaaca' "Sweat are' e Jim Carrey. ) Jamie Foiot. Regina King. Biography (s) Arhenruros Thunderdeme'. '85 Beyond Dramas) Liar' (CC) '05) and the ChocoleM '04) (PG-1- 'Uar (8:45) (PG-1- Charlie Whoopi Goldberg. 'Ray' Mat (7:30) 'Med Date' j'Trw Wedding '85) (PG-1- ('04) Kirslen Storms, (s) (CC) Z3' Sylvester Stallone. (R) Kate Hudson. Oyrwrniai' 'Suapeq I Cash' Michael Rispoli. (CC) (R, '00) Color Purple' 05) TheRrst4(CC)B3 The The Chuck Norhs. (5:35)'SidolrJcaa'(PG) awM FamHy Houee' (7:15) (PG-1- Key1 Tenon: Future 'Tango John Travolta. D(ama. (s) (CC) Two Chocola) (5:30) Dfrty War' ol Phil Kelly LeBrock. (CC) 85) (PG-1- Leaenae wmiemH Mecy" Carole Lombard. Lake Homae HimisnMi Story efue 1 0a Weaf e mpeal (a) (CC) BlBkaaaae gj