.' - ... ' '::. .; ,:;:- - j " - THE BINGHAM NEWS, BINGHAM, UTAH ;.V ; CDMIC SECTION ( ART TREASURES NOT INSURED For One Reason, No Amount of Monty Ccu!d fJrplace Thos In Brit-- . , Ich Storehouses. The great National storehouses of art treasures are not Insured, writes a correspondent of the London Dally UaiL No compensation would be forthcoming In case of fire or theft The reason Is that the premiums on the millions of pounds' worth of pic-tures in the National gallery, antiqui-ties in the British museum, and exhib-its in the Victoria and Albert muse-um, for Instance, would amount to a very large sum. 'If art galleries and museums In-sured they would have to pay out far larger sums than they receive In ad-mittance charges," said an official of the National Portrait gallery. "The latest apparatus for preventing and detecting fire Is employed, and night watchmen are present." An offlciul of the British museum said: "We have very thorough sys-tems of patrolling, and Bpeclal Bremen of our own, who formerly served In the London fire brigade." AN EXAMPLE! OF GOODYEAR VALUE i The 30 x Zi Goodyear Cross Rib Tire shown here alongside its companion, the 30x3 Goodyear All --Weather Tread Clincher, is a conspicuous example of Goodyear value. The Goodyear Cross Rib has in it the same high grade Egyptian cotton fabric that goes into the All --Weather Tread Goodyear. ' ' It has a differently designed but long- - , wearing tread, and it sells for considerably !.. less money. In the past five years more than 5,000,000 of these Goodyear Cross Rib Tires have been sold. i They have everywhere given remarkable j service. , Their fine performance and known value have convinced thousands of motorists of j the folly of buying unknown and unguar-anteed tires of lower price. Ask your Goodyear Service Station Dealer to explain their advantages. .. Wtt,fa M.d. lot Wasf Tr.d" mlmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmrmam3mmmam i iihiimiiiii u The Old iiilIiTl T : Carriage Maker :gfelrp I ' xaan WMfWW Important Truth C To make each part as strong as the rest," wns his way of "building a wonderful, one-hors- e chaise that wouldn't wear out till judgment day. This illustrates a fact that is keeping many doctors busy these days human bodies, like chaises, break down because some part isn t 89 strong as the others. Very often it's because of food, lacking in some impor-tant element of nutrition. This is especially true of ills developed m childhood, and carried on through life. Grape-Nut- s, that world-famou- s, ready-to-e- at cereal, brings the plan of building each part as strong as the rest to serve human need. Grape- - Nuts contains all the nutriment of those best of the field grains, wheat and barley, including the vital mineral elements, and it is a wonderful food for building and sustaining health and strength. The delicious flavor and crispness of Grape-Nut- s make it a wel-come dish whenever you're hungry. - , GrapeNuts r""cw "There's a Reason" Md by Postum Cereal Co., Inc., Bottle Creek, Mich." j irmfm mjTtrr.m iiiiinmiTiririn imm mmm i"inr"r" '''rmiiniammam Mini .1 R'member HOVU WE USED TO LOATHE THE iMftUI OH WY 11 IR UTTLe" VEUOW PANDEUON, AND - i. A Little Shy on History. "What is the charge, officer?" "Reckless driving and exceeding the speed limit, your honor. When I ar-rested him he told me his name was Paul Itevere, and he was duplicating a famous ride." "Uniph ! 11 must have been Jok-ing." "It's my opinion, your honor," said the policeman, In confidential tones, "that he was trying to give me an nlias. There's no such name In the city directory." Birmingham Age-Heral- Pattern for Husbands. "Young women nowadays," remarks an ornithologist In the employ of the government, "take too light a view ot, marriage. While In the West last sum-mer I was Induced to lecture to a bihu-m- er school. Turing the course of this lecture I chanced to remark : " The ostrich sees very little; on the other hand, It digests everything.' 1 "Whereupon a girl on the front bench exclaimed, sotto voce, to her neighbor: 'Gee! What an ideal hus-- , band an ostrich must make J'" . Damages for Grief. Measuring human emotions Id do-llars and cents Is the newest problem confronting French juries as a result of a decision of the Farls courts of appeals, promising to revolutionize French procedure In damage cases. Hitherto, for example, In the case of a person killed in an accident the survivor was allotted damages only upon the bnsls of actual materiul loss, such as the depreciation of the family income, but henceforward Juries will be asked to grant a supplemental al-lowance covering grief and physical wear and tear. UP AGAINST J0UGH PROBLEM Small Jane's Scruples' Prevented Hf From Eating the Candy That r Had Been JLent ... . Little Jane's mother brought bona a box of enndy given to her by an Episcopal friend .shortly before Eas-ter, and passed aroupd some of 1U contents to her children, explaining that Mrs. Cox's childreu had given up eating candy until after Easter,j"s they cannot eat any now, arf It la Lent." Little Jane's brothers promptly ata their pieces, but she stood looking at . the candy In her hand with a puzzled air. "Why don't you eat it, Janet" be mother asked. "Because," she explained, "then hovr could I give It back if it's Just lent! : i Cinderella. "Let's go." "But you don't know how this play Is going to end." "The dickens I don't 1 Didn't the heroine appear In the first act In a shabby gown and didn't a lot of dis-agreeable people Impose on her and order her around In a way that almost made your blood boil?" "Yes." "She'll be a fine lady In the last act." Birmingham Age-Heral- Eventually, Why Not Now. Mandy and Knstus had become en-gaged, but Mandy still hnd misgivings. "Big boy," Bhe murmured one eve-ning, "Ah knows yo' love me, but huccum you comes roun' wantin to marry, me so son after yo' loses yo' Job?" "Sho, Mandy," he replied reassur-ingly, "what's de difference does Ah quit work and mnrry yo', er marry yo' an' quit workt" - Mickie Don't Want, No Worms r& --J"""L j wkvocuvn ueve Moore jvsceep, j A Stranger to Her. "You'll never be able to sell antiqui-ties." "Why not?" "You told that woman the chair she was looking at formerly belonged to Mme. de Pompadour. I told you to say Du Barry." "It didn't matter. She asked If Pompadour wasn't that 'dreadful Ey-talla- n' woman who was always spread-ing poison around." A Youthful Logician. Margaret is only seven, years old,, but sometimes quite naughty. On on of these occasions her mqther, hoping: to be particularly, impressive, saldi "Don't you know that If you keep g so many naughty things your children will be naughty, too?" Margaret dfinpled, and cried tri nmphantly: "Oh, mother, now yoa have given yourself away 1" Harper's Magazine. i Looking Forward. Mothers take an pride In their offspring want to see their children second to no others In the world. A young matron was massag-ing her little girl's knees when a friend Inquired the reason for that seeming extraordinary care. "Oh, the girls are showing their knees more and more these days, and when AlW-- e Is older I want hers to be as pretty as any." . It Would Be But a Pittance. "I used to think I could be perfectly happy." she said, "If my husband hnd a million." "Wouldn't you be satisfied with that much now?" her friend asked. "Goodness, no! Nearly every man In our neighborhood was a war profi-teer." According to Circumstances. "I understand your wife Is a fins parliamentarian." "She Is," replied Mr. Meckton "when there is a large assemblage. But as between Henrietta and myself, ' there don't seem to be any rules ot debate wlmtever." Of the Clan. "He doesn't know enough to come In out of the rain." "Evidently a golf player." Houiehold Diplomacy. Jimmy "Yer ma won't let yer do that." Freddy "She will If I can get pn ter say I can't." When 1 said I would die a bachelor did not think I should live till 1 wera married. Shakespeare. ' People are often willing to share . bread. It Is the butter and Jam that they are stingy about. Money doesn't make a fool of a mnn. It merely gives him an opportunity to d'.spbiy his natural taleats. I East or west, home Is best. ..' I . j And So They Waited Until Morning f-- " Vou ajou U6 I I VOULABOQ.OMEMOre BUT WITH LlTUE A eEAVEC TqVeT OUT OP THE MUt J WELL, FOOLISH, KEEP OUT OP THE CAREFUL WHERE YOU WERE C-- CT GOING AND NOW LOOK p--' v. 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