Show I NUTTY NATURAL HISTORY f BY HUGH HUOH MUTTON HUnON 2 y THE POP EYED YOOK FOR FOIl our oar lesson tesson today we have ha-e before before be be- fore tore us a theistic mono rapidly vibrating biped a native of the Hawaiian Ha IIa- w wallan Islands found principally in the vicinity of at Its classification classifications Is s difficult but Is generally supposed to be related to the West African Tom Tom and Jersey Kowbell It differs from monkeys In that It cannot learn anything an new and having no ears cars Its singing Is Incredibly off oft key The he C i N. N r fT 1 I amor- amor amorous rooks are carried as pets by the amorous amor amor- ous youth of our country but many are cruelly annihilated annually by Irate parents and neighbors Two filberts t and a broken halt half of another one are used for tor tile the head body and skirt of this creature The feet are split peanuts and the hands hand split beans attached to the body with toothpick arms and logs legs A spaghetti tall macaroni monkey cap and popcorn pop pop- corn coin eyes ps and ond nose complete the con conI construction of this curious bens beast t. t I t IC n Metropolitan Newspaper S Sonic I 0 |