Show potent potion MAN wa was drinking a glass oi of A beer at a bar when another man came in and ordered a whiskey and soda he drank the whiskey and oda soda walked up one wall of the bar across the ceiling down the other wall and then out of the door the beer drinker wag was shocked he turned to the bartender and said what a peculiar pecullar fellows the bartender nodded yes Is isa n t he be he never says good night FLATTERY WINS A spinster wa was stopped on the threet by a ragged man could you spare a dime tor for something om ething to eat ma am why are you begging a big trong man like you I 1 should think fou rou d be ashamed mademoiselle he ald said demov ing his hat and bowing courteously 1 I am a disappointed romanticist I 1 tave ave woven dream dreams of cobweb stuff and nd the wind has swept them away and so I 1 have turned to this pro easlon the only one I 1 know in which a gentleman can address a beautiful girl without the formality of t an introduction yes he got a dollar CHANGING TIMES during the late war a standard G I 1 saying w was as if it moves salute it if it it doesn doean t move pick it up if you cant can t pick it t up paint it 1 has made this read if it it cries change it if it it a s on wheels buy it it if it a hoi hol low rent it A stitch in time harold speaking to dorothy you re a dear sweet girl anna dorothy ANNA harold don t interrupt me I 1 said aid you re a dear sweet girl anna love you very much |