Show I The I r. r j I Bystander By Walter A. A Sinclair d I IJ Job deciding how to spend your vacation observed cd the Regular Reg lieg J cg ular Fellow Vacation In If vexation paraphrased para para- phrased the Innocent B Bystander It Il also resembles a white while elephant elephant ele ele- ele- ele because ono one of at tho the necessities si- si tics ties Is s a 3 trunk Man Many of oC us ua dont don't know what to do with wRit It but we 49 would yoU yolk murder It If we didn't get it ft The rhe best part of oC It tt Is the tho anticipation When one has gathered gath gatli- I ered a library of oC railroad d folders and resort booklets J h he can pass pas many a 11 happy hour Imaging what a swell timo he could have o at this or that place And It if he Is shy ehy I Ion t on In Imagination he hI can cast his eyes cyc on the tho three color cover design o of the tho seaside resorts This deign design design de- de sign ign no matter who ho draws lIra it always Is a picture o of a swell looking girl In a clog fitting close where fIttIng where it fits fits bathing bathing suit wafted on the top of oC a foam- foam capped wave wc topping off ot a bright green grcen ocean And at that It I Isn't lant nt always a water color Ive I've lived in anticipation o of some da day seeing Just such sucha si sia a 1 girl Irl right out of af a a. booklet cover resting lightly lI on top of oC the foam O Of course I know Its It's a a. physical physical I Ical cal impossibility for an any human being to be bo supported sup sur ported by foam except a brewer brew brew- er or er-or or a R. barber In tn the casa caso of sea foam but foam but still I an antIcIpate an- an All 11 the bathing girls I over ever s saw w seem to settle down into the water waves as though the they were The girl Irl In the picture always has a complexion which v 1 l Is a work of or art art like like her street complexion Her nose Is white her cheeks checks pink and her lips red it The Tho spray and oth other r In Ingredient Ingredients In- In i o of an ocean break breall around her In a manner which does docs no damage to her tight black silk bathing suit but p merely accentuates the tho out out- lines All 11 the tho real ones onea I r over ocr oversaw saw aw who went Into the water appeared to get wet so 80 o th that t f tho thu suit stilt was properly and I If It It had no more moro support roster at the shoulders shoulder than the rIbbons ribbons ribbons rib rIb- bons shown in the cut cut good good night or a barrel A As Asfor Asfor for the tho complexions the tho real ones look like rare beef bee or else are arc tanned to the shade sh of or strong cof cot fee cc And their hair My goodness did you ever eversee eversee see one whoso whose hair appeared so neatly neally as the they show in n pictures But that doesn't prevent pre anybody from putting in a a. month of oC pleasurable anticipation reading through the booklets about tho the delights o of WallopIng Wallop- Wallop lag Ing Waters Vaters or Foamy Beach or even Lake Lako Seven- Seven or the sport of or bruising yourself climbing Mount Turtle Serum Scrum You Tou can dream of or orthe the bears you are aro going to shoot shoot shoot-or or flirt with or with or orthe the fish Ish you ou are going gains to catch or the swims or other violent exercise exorcise you will endure And after the punk little outing you will come back and blow about it IL For in the telling of or it the real happiness lies The happiness Queried the Regular Fellow Well Vell anyway somebody lies conceded the In Innocent Innocent In- In Bystander f 1 4 t r |