Show STTTDRNT PAOI TWO EDITORIAL LT7TC Gold Ribbon Shimoto Juggles The Pig Skin Editor: I make report to bon With intentions to become athlotl oily person STUDENT LIFE "I play ask he "Have you experience" coach for spring football Publiahad Weekly by the Students of the Utah lav in buck I y "Can explain from Frandland" numerous games ' ' I x Agricultural College in lnnl" held’ 'he suggest "1 would preferuhly have place Held after find vnnl briefness much of So I wear clothes Printed by tbs Marl ft England Publishing Corona ny temporale make tremendously luck ut boo self INGG CLUB Logan Utah nicely run Seeing ball to cone no s i ivinr bu Next in mud heavily seat take me and but stub mail matter September lb INI at Logan Isterad m second-clas- s and lorn I wave at try to Pigskin aims So wilh shortly rim Ufier punt Utah nnder the let of March I l avinp ( osiuus Unit off Acceptance tor mailing at ipecial ii bounces lv knock most unrein With bold It with chest rata of postage provided for In Section 1103 Art of October 3 1017 Last Tupslay evening ai ihej mud rimiikh follow Horn coab print on bon featurs SarcitHilcully Motborixe August 12 1211 Sigma Alpha house the ('oruuos Club! After which we have irv announce he 'You are resemble oldish laly" treat Doloi real I wail another in line "Come on Shimoto" pujoypil turn and Member Western Intercollegiate Npws Service at hon tackling pendulum i TakFrank West gave in his friendly of pep ' amount of small "maks allowing shout lit! make noisily 1 in national way a moat Interesting while bon EDITORIAL STAFF embrace and to I lummy try ing speedlike run wave arms and eiieouragliig talk on aeience to on "The stomach wnli Editor Wilford D Porter land grunt heavily Mangling air With miscalculating " Associate Editor miracles and immortality and i li Pnllowing lav announce Ray L Alston orst century is most i tli u ll he encourage of evolution upon religion bearing Editor Handricka Associate ll in so King position with hall bak place si nient of scrimmage is made News Editor The vital personal iiunlluns arising wnli ball in liimlv grasp and Aldyth Vernon is followed le by signals whist Plowing of in the niinlH of college students on i BUSINESS STAFF lion goal So rise in reelve ihru run aud I pass hack half make Business Manager these subjects hilt tint oilell dielx idimt Slriinoio" honcheul are Homey S FomofT "You great ulaiini'-- f rom players Ass’t Business Manager'li‘e subjects but ut often liveusR0 D Merrill bull thru wrong goal" So I report for nicely carried have "you captain ed were treated from a very broad DEPARTMENTS shower gird ban back hon suit Ernest Hansen — Athletics minded view point to the pleasure sport from saf ly distanc of Idea to rs football is Play-- l The of all present Jennie Reese SHIMOTO Society and satisfaction tol full of Winona Cherry Under the “A” Doctor'll arguments were Reuben Reuben’s Rimes erance and eiieoiiragein nl — Hon ONLY RliAL Honest to Goodness Whole Wheat Bread Is the I The Unbroken Stuff l7 of Life “SAY IT SWEETLY” eon-ve- 1 j 1 j Keifer Sauls Alumni Hi j hku tins tt o Exchanges "1‘l their Tl“ luiU1'1 Ar'8 Stenographer ll" Special Writer the rrofitobinsrn Special Writer lav mik on v i""‘r'hli"K It" :av'’ Special Writer the r''hi“1' Of art to t hr Irutua To Sybil Spande Auden Merrills n x j LettyRich Karl Hinman Pearl Oberhansley ! 11 REPORTERS CAROLL HANSEN nt-a- - I Volume XIX Friday April 22 1921 DEBATING I Today the Utah Agricultural College sends a debating team composed of Wilford J Merrill and LeRoy Funk on the most extensive trip which any debating team has taken from this school This team will meet the Michigao Agricultural College in debate next Tuesday Last Wednesday the college was honored by the installation of Tau Kappa Alpha national honorary debating fraternity These two events together with the past successful season causes debating at this school to take on an importance which it has never before reached Debating has made steady a progress as major activity at the school and is worthy of the distinctive honor conferred last Wednesday The college takes is in fact one two the that it of land just pride grant colleges in the United States to have this fraternity the other one Rhode Island and the only agricultural college in the west Other colleges have chapters are Harvard University of Utah Indiana Columbia U of Southern California and others of ' the bigger schools The team going to Michigan for the first time invades the middle states in debating It is an opportunity which has of recurrence in the future and offers a field of relationship with the larger schools of the country that places the A C as a leader in intellectual attainments It is expected that the policy of the debating council to semi a team each year to the East or West together with the presence of Tau Kappa Alpha on the campus will cause debating to be one of the most desirable activities of the school In-in- g jx8-sibiliti- luirwv 1 1 t it The Rota ii y Club met Th'irfday night at T ‘t 0 at the Pi 7ct house Mr John Carlson guv a very inter esting talk on "Mushrooms " t'pnn the conclusion of his address the members entered Into an active discussion of tbe subject During th remainder of tbe meeting business Officers affairs were discussed were elected for next year and plans for the club's emblem were made : - AO A f HH JI'ST — - tl II H KH little MORE ADVICE MIGHT he GIVEN to The Ag Club will meet today tv their regular club moms prof Prank Arnold will address the members on some horticultural subject l 15 lilna t'iwlry ii s in pril''i-M- One ol ward he Pi fiti l of itramat r rr Wf mttm 1 John by highly recoin mended and Pred Pei lias a past jcoitcerining fool hull fame in the And ns far as we have been army Herled lo understand is Ihe A t cules Is wailing for nexi fall lo make Ills ileloll wlieli lie expects to knock us all dead j “l” hue lets" ing Is I'roft I Liicilu lllniiMi u ir t li wlio wouldn't l Illltll llel' CXI ell Ill I Everything in Quality Jewelry 41 dainty sly find her out tl lit ion ot lul-- I FreMiic I'luv iiih do os' P n l ii h X eni in the realize we were harboring an nneel Kite dances unawares beam ifullj bin gr and swim- and Is eMalillihliig a I nptii at loll for all oilier Rnhlieldj who cicr approach our I oil l icit Sorth Main Logan Itl tN I NV A 11 AMI See Logan Hardware Company First The Winchester Stor$ BUNT An luliiuiiic Sketch It) Iteolieu WIi-i- Wife an' i Hotel Eccles Iuiiik lied into In 2 I I’ anv-bod- y Fc slocked with fragile ware llm simiii we fiiinl ein Ii Mil le a whiz Al bullin' Ibut llnie ware A MODERN HOTEL-COMPL- ETE pn-tilitle cut glass lunihn They used in horseplay rough They IniMlel fourteen score lbs crumbs I’nlil we yelped "Enough " fiur So now we use a rmigltneik fIiM That comx nine cents for sis — These tlllllhs endure s lot of case TheyTe made to stand bard li Special Attention Given to Student Parties nd Danceil j ks j STORAGE WAREHOUSE 20000 Square Feet Floor Spc SULCI A L RATES TO STUDENTS We're growiii’ pretty sink by gum Al wailin' on ihese sunles It kerps a fellow gueswin' some Tu pb x I lie gosh ilaru boobs For some want eggs by sparrers laid And olbers to tumbled trout Sin b tilings have lustlc our lcauly fide And given me the MONTHS GOODS Mala Htrws Cache Valley Commission Co LOO AN We all rail'! run this little land Or steer a Packard I A few of us must turn uur band To something not so great So when I don my SUMMER DURING ON HOUSEHOLD Warehuuse aad OIDvs Bout gout Rut drill my peepers flloiii'ii When your Minlies finish You'll And you gotta sisrl again Wbllt makes your crust diminish THE UTAM AGGIE MJNCIIBASKET JUST Ul)ER WE LULL “DISTINCTIVELY A STUDENTS’ PLACE” CANDIES linker white LUNCHES FRUITS TRY OUR UNSURPASSED don 'er with a grin And whistle strains from morn 'till night A III ill the dishes din CHILI FLAPJACKS PIES & CAKES lipM‘d llare He clipped a lock of her hair Which lie placed Into Ills liskot 'Teas lo tc member Ills lady fair So be put It In his pocket CLOCK I A ( tine lovely night wilh another dama lie heard S dogged sound lie grabbed Ids vest ami iiul there rams The liskrl with a bound The loch of hair from hla lady Ana That night while in the park Had Just had a aulAelrnl lime To be well trained lu bark RANK Hard: " I had Iwo college aduenl-s- l egga for breakfast (hla tnornfcie'' Rolled: "Wbal ara w college t ed Iiru led KmitH: f of N eggs?" "Two Rah Rsgsbuah Uh aRga"— WATCKM OPTICAL DBPARTUBNT I lawcxjir DIAMOND OVI OLA FOUNTAIN VMMKMLLAI MMI BAM rM tf UstasisiiM ylarad la sa kasr M s Maks MevUJty '' 1 ’ ’ t ! ' ' 1 J ht't (In U I " I i t 'i al tMvs S Cs I I sf flss aatless cars asillad worksissihly fslr ahsrfs ssd breed siyarlascs have eoaklseO is bsRA Ml fur us s Urge ssd well pisses sllsstalls C M LOO AM lur Itua bgsrt efA saws tfUwae a4 THUa al Byes Wa have ear e leas grtsdlsg ylast ssA of sscst lasses Broke Usees AuyllsalaA uf ! II Wendelboe Jaw airy IVurs 1st North (lt vnl luaat WILKINSON’S Th Boat Plar to Buy Your llooli Mum1 amt Nfhmil Supplies Mn Sfatlontry tf OPPOSITE POSTOKFIC1) 1 u‘ Utah For A thletic Supplies and Sporting Goods Ruben's ltinics I 1 s Lead- 1 Jewelry Co eland l!u hards Hie formidable unknown who hails Iroui Ugdiii and I er f) ' Logan Utah J nt-et- l'i Car don comhinalion of rare wn and good sense ami chief caretaker of her lit- lie brother Sammie A i j 1 BY TKST - 4 ' 1 Tin: BUST 1 - Rear Huns: A secluded Oder day I banc go out on south! BENCH among side of campus ii nd act down by THE pines tree Tree four fellers on oder side DEAR couriers of the tree is talk nlill so I lislell j TAKE heed TO all Purdy soon 1 hear feller say shoot und t rou I en da dilch Maybe dat SIGN I fi ller shout me THAT read pul my anus on my head und viggle my eyes und get FRESH paint " l hut dat for lime scat long IhiN’T say purdy DICK NEEDS A GUN feller he no shoot so I look nut ov i YOP don't Coach Romney a gun Although the days of the da ilili h All I cun see Is sutne feller RELIEVE in shining steel are gone and an ordinary person can get along hy kneel down nil glass One feller he SIGNS and PARK there carrying a finger file anil a couple of matches Dick should have shake his hand und holler he seven dice und I tank niuyh he Just kill ANYWAY gun Veil I look llext time feller MORE falsi It may seem absurd to the athletic council to say a coach seven I see he roll liddle hits ting Wid black j IS the should be armed with a weapon that will shoot often enough so Hpei k oil Ride lie yitst keep rolling! POST it won’t be scaring the coach to death when it does go off but item blai k and talk like Dulih ungle ON thw to seek aul all da tinny Purdy soon BENCH nevertheless E I must have a firearm lie say did ate imd pei k up some AN on Til need does he of with a course to shoot Why pistol? Why den I no is game now so I go Yol'll lady's He should have a pistol so that he can raise his arm and say money tllid ask Vote It Is lie tell tile he PACE “Get on your marks get set” and then not have to m rover from bane crabs und show me how to play TAKE this I a shot that was never fired Inin FROM tins play dis game for long time S HO knows After certain implements are a few thousand years old they um flr( ge pay line I ill purdy soon' I tell — Plato Spuds loose all my money Halls yoil with associated are placed in a museum The fool-killis that I pu find vid crab any more I know! — track meets and various other events that are started with a gun now why wuiter take a 11 my money SHOUTIN' (’HAPS has worthily earned its plaee in the hall of antiques ven eat crab in restaurant bulletin boards jpa j This raving means in a few words that Coach Dick needs a YOllN (ir (padnas balls and — new gun signs Usually (Hied with bills l i:No ON Till: 4 oNTIHlirTOIp Which Idl Shout our Theta Ralls Anil things along that linn DIY When earth's last genius has Are sadly lilted with card and hills Students of the college have the chance to place into lasting flickered and memorial their loyalty to the institution on ‘‘A’ day next Friday Art's l ist embers have smoked: Committed by our tollegs men When the oldest writer lias h uffle With those who have been here in the past each one hag the und Ihe m norest pool has rnwhod lime like thU wha fftn M privilege then to weave into a very part of the institution his We shall rest — and faith we ahatl a iu name? Wbat'e really love for his Alma Mater for from most every angle to which one need it We've shook Iba die and let ’em roll muse we shall In Hands Olympian may turn there is seen some '‘landmark” showing the “Aggieism" Aud now we'll watch the game of our predecessors Cooperation means the true spirit for “A” Till the master editor bids us to write whatever we choose He aelted her and drew her to Day him Ha struck her but aha made Maintenance of a Microbe jh rMfh NEWSPAPER CREED we will play it in opr editorial one of our professor wa ‘h-jwl4iu (he r ye vlant columns lug Me pay check at the bank 'he Tlt lhtrg llm h Rametuher there are two aides to Treat all religious matter reverent- other day Tbe teller apologised for bfi brr hail flrw off Hhl Ihe filthy condition of the bills was a match I thank you— Es Ret them both vary question ly only "I hope you are not afraid of saying Ba truthful Cel the fuels—All of Iton’t wait o ha aiAed but do It mb robes” Whan you taka Hum without asking and above all be Ihe professor "Nol S bit of Her to dinner and Mistakes ara Inavltabla but strive dean and sever let $ dirty work or replied "I'm sure no microbe rnuld Eha eats a lot lor sees racy I would rather hav a suggestive story get Into lire on my salary " — The Hob ad type And you get the ona story exactly right than a hun—WARREN 0 IIAHINO Bill and And that dred half wrong Librarian— "What kind of book do You haven't got decent bo (air ha rneroua philyou want lirtlonal historical It baa been elated that pood book Enough— Boy you Roost— don't hm k ara a man's best friends How ran osophical—?” Bald It!— Kvergraes Tkara’a rood U averyhody Bring wa believe this when we notice Ihe Pat Ion — "Ob any kind that II H at Ik good In tsaryholy and tttvar amount of love Wells hasn't written” In a library Thera ara three kinds of people making atedlsosly hurt tho feelings of Librarian — "Wp have none” as fully equipped as ours lo the world: Ihe wills lbs wont's To whlrh rlass do and the ran'ts In fa port lag political gathering "fireek rolns found with lbs you belong?— Tbe Blue aud Ihe Twenty femmes bad gone plumb Cl tho (arts tail tht story as It Is head Oray of s horse on Ibetn” Ague rrsiy hot ss you would Ilka to bars it Over Oswald and his Hi arq line Informs us Tbuv wa TNtl 11 parlies sills rents originated horse Till Ibey found the ford so blary where A prajudlea la s conviction not If Iksrs's say politics to bs played Was shared by you— llla only birsd unJ nd Me —Wyoming Student r 1 Illiiti- North WK SKHVK Main lie main props of the Magpie Stall' As-Mimes a dignity lining a real Theta ONES WHO steal OPT on STARRY nights TO find j Commercial Grill IN WHO THE aflccled KORRESI’ONDENCE JOHN TO HANS Mttli r —12 West Center Street— COLLLGL By TWO IlITTx Pursue joy but not at rate of Sit miles per hour No fellow students steady work is not undermining your health It is easy for a lazy man to imagine that li is overworked The ancient cave dweller was also a prominent clubman Kecognie opportunity before' it becomes a rear view Yard gel littered wilh junk but students’ mind get littered with hunk Money Is the greatest coward but man Is a close second VV are entitled to the benefit of the doubt on the exam paper hut the professor usually keeps the benefit and give) in t lie doubt ’ The Bluebird con-gra- WHO’S BITS OF ADVICE illustrate bin subject be with Hie nx- jsisliilice of Cloteul Undue prem'llleil a oiim a t play entitled "Rid you love ioit that janyoue before me" a j — " invariably ruffles l lie surface of innrNumber 29!riei nm The next meeting will be h"bl Monday April 2V Prof I K Robins v will din-usadvertising VERN OWEN WILFORD J MERRILL WILLIAM BOWMAN PEARSON BALLINGER ALVIN HLNTZfi P R JOHNSTON FOR ALL OCCASIONS 1 t |