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Shimoto Juggles The Pig Skin STUDENT LIFE Wdei3y by the Students of the Utah Agricultural College ifiw Bari A Bngland Fahtiaaing JUkVk kt ' ' Logan M r aMMd-ciaa- final! eager the Aa ( March I J poflUZ profiled lor la lifriMl Aunt II Utah CLUB HUTTINGS matter September II tut t Lagan s( 117 Acceptance lor mailing at apaclnl hit Section 1113 Act Ootober 3 1111 Member Wester Intercollegiate News Service EDITORIAL STAFF Wilford D Tarter Kay L Alston Hanagiog Editor Aaeociate Editor Aaaodnt Editor News Editor Zi“7 Ilindridu Aldyth Vernon BUSINESS a- Horn eg S Foraof O D Merrill “ ttbona Cherry bn Etfhf STAFF — —— ' Ernest Hansen Jennie Reese P-x- DEPARTMENTS Business Manager Ass’t Business Manager MlatAcs Society — — —— Sauls Cyande firbJj Audane Merrill — — Under the "A" —Reuben s Runes — Alumni Exchanges Stencwrmpher Special Writer : -- — Eleh Kart Hinmaa Tiari Obertansley CASOLL HANSEN WILFORD J MERRILL PEARSON BALLINGER VoliiM Special Writer Special Writer REPORTERS VERM OWEN WILLIAM BOWMAN ALVIN HINTZE P R JOHNSTON XIX Friday April 22 1921 Last Tuesday evening at the Sigma Alpha bouse the Oosmoa Club enjoyed another real treat Doctor Frank West gave In his friendly Conversational way a most Interesting and encouraging talk on science lo miracles and immortality and the bearing of evolution upon religion The vital personal questions arising in the minds of college students on these subjects but hot often'1 subjects but not often d trussed were treated from a very broad minded view point to the pleasnre and satisfaction of all present The Doctor’s arguments were full of tolerance and encouragement dis-the- se nRAI’X ART GULP The Beaux Arts Guild held their weekly meeting in Ike chapel Monday April 18 I’rof Robinson of the 0 Y (’ gave an Interesting talk on the relation of art to the drama To illustrate bis subject he with the as- sistance of Ooteel Pudge presented art play entitled "Did you love anyone before roe” n question that invariably ruffles the surface of marNumber 29 ried life The next meeting will be held Monday April 25 Prof I) K Kohins'tn will disruss advertising 4 DEBATING Today the Utah Agricultural College sends a debating team composed of Wilford J Merrill and LeRoy Funk on the most extensive trip which any debating team has taken from this school This team will meet the Michigan Agricultural College in debate next Tuesday Last Wednesday the college was honored by the installation of Tau Kappa Alpha national honorary debat- ing fraternity These two events together with the past successful season causes debating at this school to take on an importance which it has never before reached Debating has made steady progress as a major activity at the school and is worthy of the distinctive honor conferred last Wednesday The college takes jORt pride in the fact that it is one of two land grant colleges in the United States to have this fraternity the other one being Rhode Island and the only agricultural college in the west Other colleges have chapters are Harvard University of Utah Indiana Columbia U of Southern California and others of the bigger a one BOTANY CII M The Botany Club met Thursday night at 7:30 at the Pi Zet house Mr John Carlson gave a very inter esting talk on “Mushrooms " I'poti the conclusion of hie address the members entered Into an active discussion of the subject During th remainder of the meeting business Officer affairs were discussed were elected for next year and plans for the club's emblem were mado ciru AG The Ag Club will meet today In room Prof Frank Arnold will address the members on eome horticultural subject their regular elub - KORRESPONDENCE The team going to Michigan for the first time invades the middle states in debating It is an opportunity which has possibilities of recurrence in the future and offers a field of relation ship with the larger schools of the country that places the A C as a leader in intellectual attainments It is expected that the policy of the debating council to send a team each year to the East or West together with the presence of Tan Kappa Alpha on the campus will cause debating to be one o ' the most desirable activities of the school ' JOHN TO IIANS Jty TWO HITTS Pursue Joy but not ar tbe rale of fid miles per hour No fellow students steady work la not undermining your health It I easy for n laxy man to imagine that hs is overworked The ancient cave dweller wan also a prominent clubman Recognise opportunity before it becomeJ a rear view Yards get littered with Junk hnt students’ minds get littered with bunk Money is the greatest coward but man It n close second We ere entitled to tbe benefit of tbe doubt on the exam paper but tbe professor usually keeps tbe benefit and gives us the doubt RUT FOR MflWT HAUKS little MORR ADVICK MIGHT he CIVEN to THE affected ONES WHO Blent OUT oh STARRY aighta TO find lt er hAid L’C?AFZn kd nv g-- t3 fMi:u::’Jrtu Jfillj ittiyed J t r i'hr :1 ii (JJ Lt t: ( hl 0 (til- - WHO’S WHO COLLEGE BITS OF ADVICE Dear Hans: A secluded Oder day I ban go out on south BENCH among side of rampns und set down by THE pinea tree Tree four fellers on Oder aide DEAR courier of the tree is talk still so I listen TAKE heed Pnrdy soon I hear eller aay shoot TO nil und I rroul en da ditch Maybe dot SIGNS feller shoot me I put my arms or THAT read my head und vlggle my eyes und get “FRESH pahit” ItON’T aay purdy wart but for long tin OSCK NEEDS A GUN he no shoot go I look out ov teller YOB don't I Coach Romney needs a gun Although the days of the da ditch All I cae see is some feller BELIEVE In shining steel are gone and an ordinary person can get along by kneel down on grass One feller be SIGNS and PARK there carrying a finger file and a couple of matches Dick should have shake hi hand und holler be seven dire und I tank maybe be Just kill ANYWAY fun It may seem absurd to the athletic council to say a coach seven feller Yen 1 look next time MOKE fatal I see be roll llddle bit ting wid black IS the should be armed with a weapon that will shoot often enough so He yut keep rolling apeck on aide PAINT it won’t be scaring the coach to death when it does go off bui dea black and talk like Dutch ungle ON the nevertheless E L must have a firearm to seek ant all da time Purdy aoon BENCH THAN on " r Why does he need a pistol? Why to shoot with of course be say did ate tud peck up some YOUR lady He should have a pistol so that he can raise his arm and say money den I no is game no so I go und ask vote tt Is He tell me he FACE “Get on your marks get set” and then not have to recrover from bane crabs und show me how to TAKK tble play a shot that was never fired I play die game for long time him FROM M ’ ' After certain implements are a few thousand years old they und first get pay fine but purdy soon WHO knows alt my money I tell you Hans —Plato Spuds re placed in a museum The fool-killthat is associated with loose track meets and various other events that are started with a gun I no fool vid crab any more I know now why waiter lake all my money SII00T1V CRAPS has worthily earned Its place in the hall of antiques yen I eat crab in restaurant The bulletin boards This raving means in a few words that Coach Dick needs a YOIIN la oar sparioas balls new gun Usually filled with bills sad signs I’KNVOI OV THR FOXTRIBITOIW Which tell ahoat oar Theta Balls thlags sloag that llns DAY V When earth's Are sadly filled with cards and bills Students of the college have the chance to place into lasting flickered and And tales of deeds sad rrime memorial their loyalty to the institution on “A day next Friday Art's hmt embers have smoked: Committed by our college men With those who have been here in the past each one has the When the oldest writer has shuffled Who seek “ofilclaP" line and tbe mlnorest poet has crocked” privilege then to weave into a very part of the institution his We shall rest — and faith we shall But who can tell at a time like this What' really ta a name? love for hit Alma Mater for from most every angle to which one need It We'vs shoeh the dice sad let Via roll w shall ranse may turn there is seen some “landmark" showing the “Aggieism” In Olympian fiend And now we ll watch the game of our predecessors Cooperation means the true spirit for “A Till the master editor bids us to - e — write whatever we choose Dzjr seised her aad drew her to lie p made him II etruck her but ah Maintenance of n Microbe etruck her sound he ho Again CREED we will play tt In our editorial On of our professors was rash with evident rag la his eye still ah columns lag bis py check t tbe hank the Tp blrd time he ‘ Itnpeaber there are tea (Idea to Treat att religion matter reverent- other day The teller apologised for 8h the filthy condition of tbe owry qsMUon Oet them both mUrh t hak you- -Ei olll ly “I bops you are not afraid of Betrachful Get the tarta—AII ef Don’t wait to ho asked but do It saying microbes” When yon take IXm without asking and above all he "Not a kit of U” tbe professor Her to dinner ond KkXhkM are inevitable hnt strive clean and Bever let p dirty work or replied “I'm sure no microbe could Bhe eala a lot fne been racy 1 weald mthor have n live oa my salary” — Tbe Hofoad suggestive riory get Into type Aad yaa get the 3 story exactly right then n ban-!t- d —WARREN 0 HARINO Bill had find that ha tt wrong — — do book Libraries “What kind of "0 Vow haven't got fa Mint he fair hi eenerova It ha been itated that good book yoa want fictional historical C-Rnoagh— Boy yod dont block T” nro n man beat friend feald Itl — Evergreen Tlanh ii ta everybody Bring wn believe tble when we How ran Patlon— “Oh say kind that H G tbe d tin C— J la everybody and never amount of lovo making In notice n library Wells hasn't written” There ere three kinds of people am ra 0f aRT Librarian— “W hav none” fully equipped a our la tho world: the wills tko wont’s 1 I and tba can’t! To which class do a Ll gathering Twenty femme had gone pluanb coins with the yon belong?—' The Blue eud tbe found "Greek C l Li fcfta Li r-- y ho tt In may hors oo tkem” a head- Grey figure of have tt Over Oaweld and hi Ha line Inform n Thus we learn ‘ 3 1 1 i TUI they found the Ford eo blnay where hone cents originated ' 4 prejudice la a roartrttoa not Woe only hired and net hi —Wyoming fitudent shared by you— Life jt Gold Hon Rditor: i i WUh Intentions to become athletically person I make report to bon coach for spring football' "Have you experience” he ask “I play numerous games from grandstand” I explain “Can you play in harfc-flel- d ’ho Suggest 'l would preferably have place In front” I flo I wear elothes of mnrti briefness and find field offer nicely run Seeing ball lo come at bon self I make tremendously kick but stub toe and taka teat heavily in mud Next comes receiving ball after punt So with shortly run I wave arms at bon Pigskin and try to hold it srllh chest With moat'uiiRonily knock if bounces off leaving mud print on bon features Sarcastically remarks follow from eoacta “You are resemble oldish lady” he anaouncs After which wo have try at Jinn tackling pendulum and ) wait turn in line “Come on Shimoto” bn make noisily shout “make showing of small amount of pep” Taking speedlike run I wave arms and try to embrace bon dummy while in air With 'miscalculating I land heavily with grunt on stomach "The urst century Is most dilfienlt” he encourage Following (lay announcement of scrimmage is made so I place self in position with half hack Blowing of whistle in followed by signals and with ball In firmly grasp I snake half track run and pass thru hou goal So I rise to revive rom players' “You are greatly bmiehead Shimoto” about captain “you have carrledball thru wrong goal” So I report for nicely shower and ban hack bon suit ' Played from safely distance of bleachers football Is splendidly Rport SHIMOTO A schools r ii mdD i&w-- ? I Goodness Whole Wheat Bread The Unbroken Staff of Life “SAY IT SWEETLY” FOR ALL OCCASIONS The Bluebird —12 West Center Street— Commercial Grill 5 Kina Cowley professor of dramatics in the Fifth ward One of the Leland Rirhnrda the formidable unknown who halls from Ogden and Is highly recommended John by Croft and Fred Fell Has a past concerning football fame Ini the army And as fur as we have' been led to understand Is the A Cller-jrule- g Is wnltlng for next falj to make hie debut when he expects to knock us all dead Luelli Rlotnqulst a dainty sly Beta who wouldn’t let us find her out until her excellent exhibition of talent In the Kreshie piny made us 'realise we were harboring an angel unawares She dances beautifully 'slugs and swims and Is establishing a Reputation for all other Richfield igirln who ever approach our college ONLY REAL Honest to Is the IN main props of the Magpie Staff As sumes a dignity fitting a real Theta A combination of rare wit and good sense and chief caretaker of her little brother Satnmie ii I WE SERVE THE BEST BY TEST Logan Utah North Main Cardon “For nearly fifty yean Cache Valley’s Leading Jewelers" Jewelry Co Ui Eoerythlng 41 North Main Logan Utah For Athletic Supplies and Sporting Goods See Logan Hardware Company Firat - 1 The Winchester Store Ruben’s Rimes OV RI'VNV' a HASH JOINT Aa Intimate Sketch Hy Quality Jewelry Hotel Ecdes Reuben i When Wife an' I launched Into bis Fa stocked with fragile ware But soon we found each studs a wht At bustin' that there ware A MODERN HOTEL-COMP- UTE s Our pretty title lumbe They used in horseplay rough They busted fourteen score tbe cut-glas- ' j j I j its mbs Until we yelped “Esough” So now we see e roughneck gloss That costs Nine cent for all— These iumb end ere a lot of ease They're made to stand hard licks Special Attention Given to Student Parties and Dances STORAGE WAREHOUSE We're growin’ pretty slick hy gum At waitin’ on these etudes It keep a fellow guessln’ some booh To please the gosh-ds- 20600 Sqaar Feet Floor Spc SPECIAL RATES TO STUDENTS DURING SUMMER MONTHS rs ON HOUSEHOLD GOODS Warehouse and Mka South Mala Street For some want eggs by sparrers laid And other scrambled trout Such things hav mde our beauty Cache Valley Commission Co fade UMAN And given me the gout But drnt my peeper UTAH fellomcu When your studies finish Tou'll find you gotta start again Which makes your crust diminish We alt can’t run this little land Or steer a Packard I A few of it must turn our band To aiHuething not so great tucker white I doa r with a grin And whistle sirs Ins from mom ’till 3MM THE AGGIE JUST UNDER - A WE HILL “DISTINCTIVELY A STUDENTS' PLACE' CANDIES LUNCHES FRUITS Bo when I don my night Amid the dishes din" LUNCHDASKET TRY OUR UNSURPASSED CHILI FLAPJACKS PIES & CAKES a (lipped Hare He rllpped a lock of her hair Which bo placed iuto his locket Twee to remember hie lady fair Bo he put It In his pocket One lovely night with another dam He heard a dogged Bound lie grabbed hht vest and out there cam The locket wltk a bound The lock of hair from hla lady fin That night whits In the park llad just bad a sufficient time To he well trained lo hark RANK Hard: " I had two rolleg educated eggs for breakfast this morning” Boiled: ”What ar two college ?'' educated tlmtth: “Two Rh Rah egg"— U of N fiagbuth (UCtWARS rV J (UMASd ora cua ' OrVAIM PBNI ntSSAAl C3 fiASfi OPTICAL Bfta aad Ibin tf h WeW have nar ew lews and grinding plant ef nnent tone Brakes lease daplieehtd and re placed la aa bear gfineh a gpneieliy wt Wh BapiWPa Cnnnal-ratteearn gkilled workaaaeblg I chargee aed bread aapariwaa hav eembiaei ta hsttd sp as a targe aad well pleased eUaatella Wn Make ns Jr fr C M Wendelboe dew airy gear LOB AM I last let Narth Street CTAI IVILKINOON’b Yw Th Scat Ptfif U Cay m4 Esefca UAiaitaca School HcraKoa Ftag RUUgncry OPPOSITE POSTOFFICE 4e V tl! ® ngg-) |
