Show i LOCAL DEPARTMENT I Patronize our advertisers President Paul of the B. B Y College College College Col- Col lege at Logan Loga was as a visitor at the U University University Uni Uni- ni- ni last Wednesday Nearly everyone wants to make his mark in in the world but Mr seems to delight in making his on the floor with floor with a pot of paint Among those visiting the U University ty last week was Mr Weston Vernon business manager of the Normal published publish- publish ed at the B. B Y Academy at Prove I Is this gentleman with a satchel in his hand running to catch a morning train No he is one of our instructors and will be late for one of his morning classes What will he do when he arrives there thereso so late During the remainder of the class hour he will tell the students how things are done dore in the Universities of the East or perhaps he will mystify them with a bitof bit of advanced learning to convince them that he knows more than they probably give him credit for One of our Cache Valley friends airs his j joy y over the outcome of the U. U of U U. U foot ball team at Logan in an attempt at verse As a literary production there is a certain originality in the authors author's style which conveys the impression that it is his first effort For the amusement of our readers we print it in our columns At the Agricultural College they havea have a system of military drill for the girls as aswell aswell well ell as for the boys The ladies wear a uniform of navy blue material trimmed with a limited amount of white braid and the chevrons for their officers are the same as in the U University B tallion except except except ex ex- that they are white Subscribe for the Chronicle Chronicle- only one dollar for the remainder of the year Will VilI Mr R. R V. V Smith please complete complete- the face rub rub equation f Mr 1 O. O J. J Call CalI 92 who is now teaching teaching teaching teach teach- ing school at Heber City took advantage of the holidays and paid us a call Dr Orson Howard at one time a professor professor professor pro pro- fessor in the University but now a physician physician physician cian in this city was seen in the University University University sity halls haIls last week Mr Williams was going around the the- Laboratory one day trying to procure a apiece piece of string that he might suspend I a crystal of iodine in water Try a rope next time E. E R. R J A notice still hanging on the walls not far from the door signed by John ohn R. R Park Principal is a relic of gone by-gone days Perhaps the frame will yet come in handy Mr P. P P. P 90 was here here- last Wednesday and shook hands hand with his old acquaintances Mr will be remembered as an athlete who who- used to contest contest for honors with Mr Doxey During the holidays Mr L. L E. E Young Young- y did the honors by taking some of his his- friends out sleigh riding Dame rumor has it that on some of these trips several several several sev sev- eral of the gentlemen had their arms- arms temporarily dislocated Mr vIr Young however refuses to either verify or deny the r report port One of the University's visitors last week was Prof John ohn Henry Comstock who occupies the chair of Invertebrate Zoology and at Cornell U Uni Uni- ni- ni Prof Comstock is on this way to California where he will deliver a series series- of lectures at the Leland Stanford Jr r. r U He is accompanied by his wife wife- e- e and sister t the e former of whom has at attained attained attained at- at much prominence as a wood en en- en b graver Miss Noble intends to write a story Mark the theRo Romance Ro Ro- Romance entitled Only a Tardy or mance of a Street Car Queer things sometimes happen in the Laboratory Mr Danvers found a young lady passing hydrogen into a test tube containing a few dry crystals and wondering why a precipitate failed to ap ap- pe pear r. r Since then he is tempted to run whenever a freshman chemical student approaches to ask him for information It is reported that the University of Pennsylvania foot ball team cleared out of their game with Princeton Prince- Prince ton It is also said that Yale and Princeton Princeton Prince Prince- ton made nearly each from their game at New York on Thanksgiving day The following ai articles tides have been con- con to the museum Two specimens specimens specimens mens of Utah onyx from Pelican Point by Mr Christian Larson a student of the U University Samples of hot springs rock formations from Heber City region by Mr W. W G. G Baird also a student specimen men of petrified wood from northern Utah by Miss Frances Stillman One of the officers of the University who for the present shall be called XYZ and who it may be said is a handsome young man who likes to be intensely popular with the girls has adopted a system of military tactics in which it is his delight to drill the young ladies wadies whenever he gets an opportunity His order is as follows Attention Present arms aims executed by XYZ Fall in executed by the lady place In rest executed by both When the savage of the far west hears that a Yale student is coming he puts his hand to his scalp yells a loud yell and runs urns frantically toward the setting sun Judge |