Show TALES OF THE DAY A Standard Washington Star Ho is a man of irascible impulse and a bluntness of speech wnlcn wins mm many enemies I At the card table he was greatly annoyed jy a lady who InslstnJ on paying more attention to conversation than she did to I the game I see no reasonjhho was saying why a woman should not assume just as much Importance in all affairs as men do I see none myself replied the irascible I irasci-ble man with unusual gentleness provided pro-vided she is intellectually qualified to do so soAnd what would you suggest as the test of her mental fitness As good a test as any would be her ability to remember what are trump One Thing Lacking And i my darling satisfied now ha asked as he settled himself In an easy chair and took his wife on his lap relates the New York Journal He had just spent e for what she had herself described a a perfect dream of a bonnet a stunning gown a pair of shoes too cute for anything and a uptodate L S wrap tit for a Queen As far a ho could remember these embraced all the things she had set her heart on having and he felt that he had at last made her the > > vt w nan > 1 he word As ho watched the expression on her face wniie oe opened each separate article and noted that she was as pleased as a i child with a new toy he felt that riches had ther use In this world after all repeated And is my darling satisfied now he S She arose and once more tried on the hat and wrap As she proudly surveyed herself in the mirror she turned around r i to her husband and said I I think there is only one thing more necessary to make me supremely happy And what is that for gracious sake he asked I A front pew In our church she replied plied so that when I entered in the middle of the service on Sunday ever woman in the congregation would say to herself as I passe congreston Isnt she just i lovely |