Show I Telling the i wt iBy 1 I I By NEAL I Copyright frens Prell Pu New York World 19 Congressman J J. J Herm has as just ar arrived ived from the soi to i investigate liquor conditI condit I America meriea He comes withla mouth louth on the subject Mr tz who is author of the thel powder powder trust bill and man Important fragments of legi leg is s one of the leaders of In 1 today's article he refu popular notion that dry cc o omen men ien drink Mr wilo will wil to o the Byrd expedition in in tl tJ arctic as soon as he has cohe co OI the he public that congressmen are on the up He ie may even return sooner THE SITUATION I WASHINGTON D D. C C P jokers placed liquor in th I 1 or of f my friend Congressman I 1 son ion and the Joke has has has' g Other dry congressmen 11 lu ranks pranks played on them somebody poured creme d de dej dejon 1 on Representative Dinkie slaw and he thought he wa spinach After eating cating mm nIne of this fake falte spinach InJo store up vitamins to of ot his constituents Ct Cong Congi Dinkle passed out All th the made a big holler this his day Mr Dinkle thinks think he time next days day's headache fro fri that hat was in the spinach Pers Personally nally I did not v vote te teJones Jones bill because it is nots enough When my dry coI col called it the ten five t thought ought it gave the W We stores too much wante wanted the Jones law toT tom toJ five rive to 1 1 in honor of Mr Mf who has given the r rs s si so much fl S S S I m Dastardly attempts ha hamade hay made mace to sh show w up voted for this legislation case of Congressman is extremely dry In was parched w when en he vot voted voice d J Jones ones bill 4 Jt Recently Congressman returned from an official t tile the Bahamas where he was wasIng wa was l ing ag conditions When he l New York he Ime had nothing l and official pap papers n valise Imagine his surrie fore when customs formed him his document nl l leaking jH Investigation showed th miscreant had placed foum fout Scotch in his bas rage Tl 1 him of tr trying ing to Ion of whisky y into the Unite d Fortunately Congressman was vaa able to prove pro the fou foum four were only fifths thus r refit ut char charge e be he had bad tried to a gallon With prop proper r i di dihe he lie swept th tIme the Scotch into case ease and left the pie pie dud dudgeon eon This Timis is just an inlO of ot what dry congressmen a against fl S I can swear that Con is is not only a dry t bu bular lar Tar of the church Of course course cours body knows a pillar of ac ale aid hollow and what a capac capa has hasl But people seem to appreciate gressmen are only human all Arizona is is a dry stat has a rainy season Con are the same F j Neither shall IShall I ever fo fol 1 embarrassment of Cong Con Weasel Mr Weasel was supported by the but so wa wag s his whole fam fat fame da day dav when returning fron fro lf tour in in Hay trunks showed evidences s ture tuie Congressman Wease Weasel Weasel he had no liquor in the tr tr th the tho customs officials lieve him On t tj t found twelve bottles of bIJ JI si si- quarts of Scotch i sIw of l 11 i t Well for r a moment Co Con was wal nonplussed f upshot of it all was th bought a dozen plum olum p Havana for next heat must hav have melted malted U brandy T The s Scotch he her wr WT wre the file he hard sauce a aThis This Th's gives a rough Td Id Idel dry congressmen lOr r u U u a ait it does cloes seem r if their i he Ie if they the ar arl are 2 huv uv their stuff in th Uni must soon sooner r or later Com that legislation n without p pj I port cannot force the J liquor Kill more mothe 1 the drys are are re willing to 1 ill noxious eighteenth ij i. i J swept of off the books boo a. a night F |