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Show AU That! 1 flfrt. Reed I'm going shopping today, to-day, dear. What does the paper say about the weather? Hubby Rain, hail, sleet, thunder and lightning! Reasoning ' Teacher Rastus, why does Missouri Mis-souri stand at the head of the mule raising business in this country? Little Rastus I dunno, 'xactly. Must be 'cause de other end am too dangerous. There was the tightwad who bought only one spur. He figured that if one side of the horse went, the other was sure to follow. So It Is! Teacher In some countries men are allowed more than one wife. That is polygamy. In Christian countries like 'ours a man is allowed al-lowed but one wife. What is that called? Bright Pupil Monotony. Dan Cupid First Soldier What's up Bill? Second Soldier sent my giri two letters every day since I was drafted and now she's married the postman. Could It Be? Wife I was quite outspoken at the club today. Hubby I can't believe It. Who outspoke you? |