Show 1 9 t tt 1 FLASHES t r 0 Of Lif Life 1 HOUSTON Texas April 2 i Your eyes are bigger than your your stomach stomach stomach-as as far as appetite is concern concerned con con- C. cern ed-C. ed C. C A A. A Pat- Pat Colors Bad terson told a res- res For Cafes t tau a u r ran a n t mens men's Says Sas Editor meeting Patterson editor editor editor edi edi- tor of the American Restaurant magazine Chicago said Restaurant operators make a tremendous mistake in serving milk in red glasses having rain rain- colored bow plates or serving oddly colored foods All these things have a bad effect on eye appeal DIDN'T HURT BURT A BIT INDEPENDENCE Mo April 2 2 UP A P-A A customer stopped Eug Eugene ne Crandall year old newspaper carrier and handed him a pair of pliers Do me a favor h he said Five minutes later Eugene we went t tb b back ck to his newspapers and the customer went back into his house minus a tooth that had been ach ach- ing He said It didn't hurt a bit bit- that is after the fourth yank Eugene rel related ted CHICAGO April 2 UP Plagued P-Plagued Plagued to t the e breaking point by April Fool pranksters Jefferson park po police police po- po lic lice were a bit on n Police Find the skeptical side Cash Yarn when a man told Is No Joke them ex excite excitedly cite over the telephone th that t he had found lots of money money in his garage Finally when the police failed to take his information seriously John Novak dashed to the station station- and tossed a knotted sweater on on the s sergeants sergeant's desk Unwrapping it police found 11 bills two 50 bills and 38 10 notes notes notes-a a total of 1580 4 s THERES THERE'S OPENING IN S S. S L L. RALEIGH N. N C. C April 2 UP A A A Aman Aman man with a long black beard and anda a kindly face was seen walking along a street dropping coins in parking meters where owners had left their cars overtime The stranger withholding his pame name explained that I just hate to see p people ople get tickets NEW YORK April 2 GB Max P-Max Max Kaplan admitted he permitted his black Pomeranian to run at large without a muzzle Asthma Plea Jea The dog wouldn't Frees Dog breathe w when h hen e n From Muzzle muzzled because it had asthma he explained Magistrate Charles Solomon Solomon Sol Sol- omon decided that was an adequate if if novel defense and dismissed the charge |