a 1 i i 1 ia i 1 ii 1 ii it M Stroller Notices J 0 t 1 t f i 1 I 1 i 1 or if T t 1 1 1 1 il il ii 1 1 it 1 1 1 1 J 1 that if 11 you have troubles to burn bum be original and make light of them a 9 in a i that lor for downright cussedness cues edness the weather man took the cake last monday ui a vi s B 5 that that Is not all he also took many pleasures from many hundreds ot of pleasure seekers because of his hie miserable stormy disposition ai y 15 ity fi that we celebrated just the same notwithstanding the dampness S R afi M HE that many ot of our local flappers are game tor for notwithstanding a skinny or unattractive figure they snicker and bear it just the same came vi fi that ot of course there are cases of the opposite sex who stares and comments even at shapeless skin and bones that the next event for the display of old glory will be pioneers day eleven days hence fi afi r a that this day comes on a sunday which may mean two more holidays for some ot of our workers ass R yi 5 that the majority of automobile accidents are not caused by the timid or the novice but by those who think they know au all about driving 1 IF i 5 K go i 1 1 that another terrible catastrophe threw tho the record into a panic last saturday morning f ai X X 91 that one ot of those tiny minded polite ti clans that has been fed at the public crib tor for the past forty years became enraged at a paragraph published in the record of june and cancelled his ble subscription as A fi 31 that the funny part of the affair Is that the item referred to stated the truth and nothing but the truth and the penny politician find and hla his prejudiced understudy knew it was the truth ass 9 that strong hopes are entertained by the management that the record will survive the loss of two and a halt half cents per week and that hereafter the aggrieved politician will borrow tre the record instead ol of buying it I 1 ass T afi 5 that the city election ja le approaching what are you going to do ayoutt vi fi fi that there are some who think the presidential slogan tor for 1928 should be C A L Ine meaning aning coolidge and lindbergh 31 5 B fi 1 u that an eastern lady who studies the stars says a tidal wave will devastate new york city next september X that pug dempsey Is receiving much tree free publicity in scoring knockouts in his training camp fi 5 9 that we are predicting sharkey will have front page prominence because of a clean knockout knock out ot of the cx champlon champeon on the ot of this month afi fi afi R ui that dell redden bedden Is now acting city marshal ass that dell will do things t that hat Is necessary to be done a a afi that wre wrecked c ked and dismantled automobiles should be removed from public thoroughfares through larea fares ass fi en yi that street supervisor redden should attend to this matter a fi afi R a that the way to do things Is to do them and not merely promise to do them as Is the fault with some paid officials