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Show FENCE RAIL PHILOSOPHY. A big barrel with a Utlo leak soon becomes empty. If a feller wants to get found out all ho has to do is to get married. ! One reason for divorce is that men don't know that all women aro alike. Most parents appreciate tho help of thoir neighbors, except when It comes to nam In' tho baby. Tho kind of game some folks bring home depends on whether they start with a gun or a lantern. Thero'd bo lots moro millionaires if everybody could make money as easy as they can make trouble. There's a heap of fellers with not enough sense to keep hogs out of thi cornfield that think they can run th government Some rich men give millions to colleges col-leges and universities, yet they kicS llko a bay steer when tho tax assessor asses-sor comes around for their share ol tho public school fund. Farm Life. |