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Show LID IS ON. NOT LIKE ROMANCE THE Differ Arent almost you rt-- a for ly church?' Tm sorry, hut something dreadfu has happened. I cant go to church tool ay. For heaven's sake, what has hap ened? Tho cook Is wearing one just like mine! INVALIDS SAD PLIGHT. After Inflammatory Rheumatism, Hail Came Out, Skin Peeled, and Bed Sores Developed Only Cut!-cur- a Proved Successful. "About four years ago I had a very severe attack of Inflammatory rheuma tlsm. My skin levied, and the high fever played havoc with my hair, which camo out In bunches. I also had three large vd sores on my back. I did not gain very rapidly, and my appetite was very poor. I tried many 'sure cures' but they wore of little help, and until I tried Cuticura I had had no real relief. Then my complexion cleared and soon 1 felt better. The bd sores went very soon after a few applications of Cuticura Ointment, and when I used Cuticura Soap and Ointment for my hair It began to regain its former glossy appearance. Mrs. Lavina J. Henderson, IHS Broad St., Stamford, Conn., March C and 12, 1907. lie-solve- nt Hoodooed. A poor devil asked for alms. The Inquisitive man questioned him. After a few Interrogations be said to his companions: "Hoys, dont give him a Tho beggar recent; hes a fraud. T am under a hoodoo. Gents, plied: Im an unlucky man. I do believe if I were to seize time by the forelock it would come right out and leave me as Then they bare as a barbers pole. all chipped in. DISTEMPER In all its forms among all ages of horses, as well as dogs, cured and others in same stable prevented ftom having the disease with SPOllX'S DISTEMPER CURE. Every lmttle guaranteed. Over 500,000 bottles sold lat year. $.50 and $1.00. Any good druggist, or send to manufacturers. Agents wanted. Spoil n Medical Co., Spec. Contagious l)iscases,Gosben, Ind. Contrary Man. Naggs Did you see anything husband this morning? Homer Yes. Naggs Which way was he goA Mrs. of my Mrs. Mrs. ing? Mrs. Homer The other way. Mrs. Naggs I might have known It. Hes the contrariest man that ever lived. COFFEE Poor coffee has to be sold in bulk, it isnt worth packing. Yourgrocer returns your money like Schilling's Dest; welpay him. if you dont Every man should be a hero at least once during his career for the sake of his prospective grandchildren, if for no other reason. Material Reipecti from the Heroe Who Figure So Prominently in th Page of Novelists. our reputation for reliability. Rielurl liar ling wri.M of Iasr Davis and other have cast a the title, Soldier of For- glamour ovr tum. which possibly applies to cer tain victims of wjq Jmlust and love ot untutul a IvmPur. but which Is a horrible mistU t the only Individual the writer ever knew whoa many adventures by flej l ani flood, and beneath a half duen flags, properly placed him in the class of Cap?. Macklln. Red Saunders and others known to readers of fiction, says t writer In the Atchison GIoba. Stm Chalmers was the name our sol iier of f irtune gave to those wh asked Incidentally, he was the homeliest man we ever met creaa larg-- , slouching, man half who half and iaokef ture, too were His hands feet and gorilla. amt he handled large for his big body both 33 if they were something of a burden. He was dish faced, had bleary eyes an l the complexion of a tan shoe after you have worn it through dewy grass. Chalmers was always dirty and usually drunk a man without a visible redeeming personal feature and littl mental attraction. Rut he had accomplishments: he knew enough of the sea to make it carry him where he won! 1. and. perhaps, something more. He ooul 1 spul several languages and a half-doenative dialects, including New of Yorks East side (the that hardest to understand), where he claimed to have originated at some Indefinite date in the past. He seemed to have a knowledge of all the ports of all the seven seas and could, when he would, tell interesting tales of fighting Zulus in South Africa, bush-meIn Australia, pirates off the China coast and several other strange and unpleasant creatures in other outlandish places. Americans found him in an Isolated Filipino stronghold on the Island of Leyte, and he said he had been taken prisoner when he came ashore from a hemp ship. The natives said he had been a captain of the insurgent army, and perhaps he had, although he denied it for obvious reasons. At any rate, he wasnt an officer with them for patriotism or love, for he turned American scout and fought them with a lust for blood amounting to savagery. He was brave, as the bulldog is because it knows no better which seemed to be his only trait" in common with the other soldiers of fortune of whom we have read. Later we met him as second mate on a wind jammer at Nagasaki. The sea was home to Chalmers and he only quit it occasionally to find a fight and more convenient place to get drunk. ITad Chalmers turned to the land intend of the sea in his earlier years le would have ended as only a common tramp. As it was, he is a tramp, but of a more uncommon kind. It is the tramp instinct which makes of fortune, although, soldiers fortu-- ' more of some them, perhaps, nate, do wear immaculate white duck suits and pith helmets. But the nly one we ever met was not very classy and he kio-- of shook our faith in Capt. Macklin. loo-jointe- 170 SALT LAKE At all druggist', 25 cts. i MAIN ST. CITY, UTAH. d Removal Announcement Wo take pleasure in informing our customers that we have removed our place of business from the old stand to more commodious quarters, No. ..V South Third West Street, and that we are still in the market for HIDES, WOOL, SHEEPSKINS, FURS, Etc. In small or carload lots, (all on us or write us before you sell. It will pay you to do so. Rowe, Morris, Summerhays Co. Salt Lake City, Utah. n NO WONDER SHE DIDNT KNOW. Worn an of Experience Not Hasty Expressing Opinion. n Before he had been in the car three minutes most of the women passengers and some of the men were explaining to their neighbors what they would do with the little imp If he belonged to them. Spanking was the popular remedy, and If that boy had received then and there all the paddlings that his critics were aching to administer he certainly would have been well blistered. To the general babel of advice and however, there was one woman who contributed nothing. She was a gentle, gray-hairebody, who remained unruffled in the midst of the small tempest raging. If that child was mine," said the determined woman beside her, Id make him mind if I had to half kill him. Wouldnt you? I dont know, said the little woman, mildly, what Id do. You dont? said the determined woman. Well, I know. But maybe you are not used to children? Maybe you never had any of your own? . I Oh, yes, said the 13. I don't That is why brought up know what I would do. fault-findin- d little-woman- No More Gold Lace -- True Both Ways. The die is 'cast! hissed the If fj The first requirement for goods offered to you by us is quality; the second requirement is a reasonable price. The styles are selected with extreme care. Tiffs combination has established In Many ' Nothing break down the health so quickly and positively as a persistent cough. U you have a cough give (t attention now. You can relieve it quickly With PISOS CURE. Famous lor hall a century as tha reliable remedy (or coughs, colds, hoarseness, bronchitis, asthma and kindred ailments. Fine lor children. Mh you? Does duality count SOLDIER OF FORTUNE" IN REAL LIFE. for Afghans. The ameer has published an edict, which applies to all parts of Afghanistan, prohibiting the import into the country of all kinds of gold lace, including embroidered kullas lungis and embroidered shoes. The ameer is evidently actuated by a desire to prevent his subjects from spending their hard earned money on- showy dress. It is the poorer classes who are notoriously addicted to this extravagance which his majesty has decided to check. The gold laced coat of the Afghan is decidedly handsome, and although the ameer has acted wisely In bringing into general use clothing less costly, his majestys orders will doubtless be received by his subjects with rather mixed feelings. - vil-ai- n. Then, shaking their gold locks, the chorus bounded ou. It seems, the critic murmured, that the cast is dyed, too. Cheap. Hope is not only cheap and com fortable, but plentiful, and furthermore can be constructed right at lome by oneself out of almoqt ary old thing. ! j African Pigeon Postal Service. The French Congo has a pigeon service. Earthquake Carpenters. The term earthquake carpenter at first glance might give the impression of a person capable of doing a job in fast time, regularly shaking the work together. To some persons it might convey the idea of a man whose work was so poor that it was likely to drop to pieces at any moment. Actually it Is a Jamaican term, and was used a great deal in Kingston after the disaster there. It really means a man whose work 13 in wrecking, a man who takes apart the fallen houses and sorts out the timbers. The December number of the Popular Magazine contains a remarkable hunting story by Herbert Quick, which, while redolent with tlte breath of the Minnesota woods, is nevertheless one of the most remarkable tales of high finance ever written. Another good story in this number of the Popular is Stocky Brown." a complete novel by Craig Middleton, comprising a realistic description' of a raid on a New York gambling house, a train wreck and robbery, an excitng man hunt on a western ranch, and two attractive girls both interested in a manly and lovable hero. There are besides these two stories installments of four serials, a complete novelette, and six short stories. Are All But Means to an End. All higher motives, ideals, conceptions, sentiments in a man are of no account if they do not come forward to strengthen him for the better discharge of the duties which devolve upon him in the ordinary affaJis of life. Henry Ward Beecher. The new law offices of State Representative Harry J. Roomson are in rooms 304-Judge Building, Salt Lake City, Utah, to all who are in need of legal advice are 5 Masters of Our Own Destiny. It is my own deed which molds mj character. If I . send out hatred, if retaliate, judge, condemn, or yield t anothers dominating spell, then I con sciously take part in the fray, and must suffer the consequences. Hora-tlo Dresser. |